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2012-07-18

  如果小说里的人物穿越到当下最火的微博世界,谁会是风头无二的“微博女王”?是还珠格格?小乔?还是小龙女?近几日,才华横溢的网友们接连制作了金庸武侠篇、三国篇、水浒篇、还珠格格篇等笑料百出的穿越微博:小龙女和杨过晒情侣照、小燕子背诗求助微博达人、关羽刮骨疗伤引围观、唐僧微博发牢骚……各种机智逗趣中笑料百出——

If the main characters in the novel through to the current the most fire micro bo world,Who will be the limelight of no two“Micro bo the queen”?Is princess pearl?cole?Or little dragon female?Recent days,Brilliant net friends were making gold yong martial arts article、Three articles、Shuihu article、Princess pearl article jokes and through the Po:Yang guo and xiao longnv as a couple、The swallow the micro bo decides back for help、Guan yu scraping the bone healing lead onlookers、Tang's monk micro bo complaining......All sorts of funny jokes in mistakes wit--

 

 小燕子背诗求助 永琪果断护花 The swallow the qi decisive and back for help protect flower

  小燕子V:纪师傅突袭考试:前无古人后无来者,念天地之悠悠,下句是什么?求解!! 10分钟前 来自iphone客户端 转发(52600) 评论(70800)

Swallow V:Jamie teacher raid on the exam:After ever to have one,Read the of the heaven and the earth,The sentence is what?solving!! 10 minutes ago from iphone client forwarding(52600) comments(70800)

  □XXXXX:一枝红杏出墙来

-XXXXX:A have an affair

  □XXXXX:大江东去浪淘尽

-XXXXX:Dajiang east to go to, the waves are completely

  □永琪V:独怆然而涕下@小燕子 乱评论的统统抓起来

-ever qi V:ChuangRan alone under the nose and swallow a review of all @ catch up

  □紫薇V:独怆然而涕下 让你平时不读书

-crape myrtle V:ChuangRan alone and let you don't usually under nose reading

  □容嬷嬷V:果断截图右键

-let mother has V: decisive right click screenshots

  □小凳子:玉皇大帝,如来佛祖保佑格格考试顺利过关。

-small stool:Jade emperor,Such as come Buddha bless space space exam smoothly。

  □XXXXX:师傅眼睛圆又圆

-XXXXX:Master eyes round and round

 

 香妃变蝴蝶飞走 紫薇@乾隆 Sweet princess change butterfly fly away crape myrtle @ qianlong

  紫薇V:皇阿玛,不好啦,香妃娘娘变成蝴蝶飞走了@乾隆7月9日18:30来自宝月楼 转发(254900)评论(580090)

Crape myrtle V: huang armagh,Bad!,Sweet celestial empress into a butterfly fly away @ qianlong July 9, from BaoYue floor Dan forward(254900)comments(580090)

  □XXXXX:紫薇,这个时候你应该往皇阿玛那里跑……

-XXXXX:Crape myrtle,This time you should go to huang armagh there run...

  □XXXXX:炒作!

-XXXXX:hype!

  □XXXXX:回复@老佛爷V:老佛爷吉祥!!!

-XXXXX:Reply @ announced V:Auspicious announced!!!

  □XXXXX:不管你信不信,反正我是信了!!

-XXXXX:Whether you believe it or not,Anyway, I do believe......!!

  □XXXXX:假的,有没搞错!

-XXXXX:false,Have not wrong!

  □老佛爷V:什么,香妃变成蝴蝶飞走了?一定是我打开的方式不对。

Announced V-:what,Sweet princess into a butterfly fly away?I must be open the wrong。

 

 小乔微博示爱 周瑜不解风情 Stating the love yu bo micro puzzled amorous feelings

  □XXX:顶小乔

-XXX:Top cole

  □XXX:女人都来看看。

-XXX:Women are to look at。

  □周瑜V:今晚不回家吃饭了

/ week yu V:Don't go home for dinner tonight

  □大乔V:欢迎来【乔江南】吃饭

-big Joe V:Welcome to【Joe jiangnan】eat

 

 关羽刮骨疗伤 有人@方舟子打假 Guan yu scraping the bone healing someone @ fang fighting

  □XXX:纯爷们。

-XXX:Pure the yes。

  □XXX:关爷V5。

-XXX:Shut the ye V5。

  □XXX:@方舟子 中医骗子来了。

-XXX:@ fang Chinese medicine liar。

  □ XXX:关爷露点了哦。

-XXX:Shut the ye dew point the oh。

  小龙女过儿秀爱 尹志平吃醋了

Little dragon female lead son show love even jealous

  □赵志敬V:楼上的请自重@尹志平 师叔祖在围观。

-ZhaoZhiJing V:The upstairs please self-respect @ even ShuZu division in the onlookers。

  □尹志平V:羡慕嫉妒恨!能跟龙姑娘吃顿饭,志平死而无憾!

-even V:Envy envy hate!Can eat a meal with dragons girl,He died and no han flat!

  □李莫愁:贱人,快把《玉女心经》交出来。

-li mo sorrow:Shameless woman,quickly《yunvxinjing》deliver。

  □XXX:师徒恋,乱伦……

-XXX:Teacher and pupil,,Incest......

  □周伯通V:沙发,小龙女,到底怎么在绳子上睡觉啊,我又摔了。

-one's father V:sofa,Xiao longnv,What's on the line to sleep,And I fell。

  

唐僧心情不好 微博暴露行踪 Tang's monk in a bad mood micro bo exposure whereabouts

  □孙悟空V:咱没事能不发微博不?发了能不放地址不?四川省 阿坝藏族羌族自治州九寨沟 301省道显示地图转发(566666) 评论(4354354)

-sun wukong V:I can not FaWei bo not ok?Hair can not put addresses are not?Sichuan province qiang autonomous prefecture of aba Tibetan jiuzhaigou 301 provincial road map that forward(566666) comments(4354354)

  □妖怪:此帖必火。

-the devil:This post will fire。

  □妖怪:生火做饭。

-the devil:Cooking fire。

  □妖怪:我一直悄悄关注你。

-the devil:I have been quietly pay attention to you。

  □妖怪:转发微博。

-the devil:Forwarding the bo。

  □观音V:转发微博。 本报记者任宝华

-view sound V:Forwarding the bo。 Our correspondent RenBaoHua


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