战胜拖延症：雇人扇嘴巴 Victory over delay the disease:Hire people fan mouth

雇MM扇耳光监督自己，对自己好狠。 Hire MM fan and a slap in the face,To oneself good malicious.

　　快要到截稿时间了，却还是手贱不停的想刷微博怎么办？正当各色“拖延症患者”为了自己的久治不愈的拖延症而发愁的时候，一位外国男子自创了战斗拖延症的新“神器”：他花大价钱雇了位MM坐在自己身旁监督工作，只要忍不住登录社交媒体网站，MM就给他一大嘴巴……这一大神级别的“战拖神器”成为了昨天新浪微博上网友热议的话题，网友在惊叹这位狠心“自虐”的拖延症患者的同时，也纷纷给出了自己“战拖”的各种妙招。

It is about time to arrive in press time,Still hand base constantly want to brush micro Po?As all kinds of"Delay the disease patients"In order to own cured delaying disease and worry time,A foreign man invented fight delaying disease new"artifact":He spend big price hired a MM sit beside their supervisory work,As long as can't help login social media website,MM will give him a big mouth...The great spirit level"War dragged artifact"Become the sina blog net friend yesterday micro hot debate topic,Net friend in the marvel at the cruel"From the nue"Delaying disease patients at the same time,Also have given themselves"War dragged"Various coup.

　　“终于有人发明了治疗拖延症的大杀器！这位仁兄花钱雇了个妹子坐自己旁边，每次自己上社交媒体网站，妹子就给他一大嘴巴……软件分析结果显示在3小时实验中他的工作效率提高了4倍！”昨天，新浪微博账号“oztiger”发出了这样一条微博，“治疗拖延症的大杀器”在网友中一下子走红。同时和这条内容相配的还有一张图片，在图片主人公的旁边真的坐着一位MM，还一脸欢乐的扬着手，随时准备给“雇主”一巴掌。同时，“oztiger”还公布了MM扇巴掌的“结果”：“软件分析结果显示在3小时实验中他的工作效率提高了4倍！”

"Finally, someone invented the treatment of delaying disease kill apparatus!The good friend spend money to hire a sister sat next to his,Every time his social media on the website,Sister gave him a big mouth...The results show that the software in 3 hours experiment his work efficiency by four times!"yesterday,Sina micro bo account"oztiger"Issued such a micro bo,"Treatment of delaying disease kill apparatus"The net friend in a popular.At the same time and the content of the article to match with a picture,In the picture the protagonist's side really sit a MM,Also a face of joy to the young,Ready to give"employers"A slap in the face.At the same time,"oztiger"Also announced the MM fan a smack"The results":"The results show that the software in 3 hours experiment his work efficiency by four times!"

　　对于这样欢乐的工作，网友们顿时乐开了花。而这位受雇的MM恐怕是所有职业里唯一一个能正儿八经向雇主扇巴掌却不被炒鱿鱼的人了。网友“@兔子家的小爱”说，“我的拖延症估计还没等治好脸已经被打成宽屏了……可能已经打死了……”“禾丰浪”认为，这样的“大杀器”是标准的“微博克星”。而“胡小帅有气质”则主动站出来“表态”：“谁要雇我扇你，这个不要工资都可以的！”而“天真万金油”一语道破天机，“看到这条微博的人都要自抽一下！”原来，这条微博是上班时间发出的，看到这条微博的人估计上班时间都走了神。

For such joy work,Net friends suddenly joy bloom.The employment is afraid is all the MM of career the only one who can supply to the employer fan carrier but not be fired a person.Net friend"@ the rabbit house of small love"said,"My procrastination disease estimate before cure face has been into widescreen......May have killed...""Wellhope wave"think,this"Big kill device"Is the standard of"Micro bok star".and"HuXiaoShuai have temperament"Is stepped forward"declare":"Who wants to hire me fan you,This don't pay the can!"and"Naive tiger balm"Hit the cat out of the bag,"See this article micro bo people all want to smoke it since!"The original,This article micro bo is a time to work,See this article micro bo people estimate work time go god.

　　从微博评论和转发里不难看出，患拖延症的网友实在不少，在调侃“战拖大杀器”的同时，网友也打趣起了自己的战拖良方，而“黎霆V”的回复比较正经，“花钱雇妹子，不如把这钱省下来给自己，好让自己不用工作。既然不用工作，拖延症自然也就不存在了。”(杨甜子)

From the micro bo comments and forward it was easy to see that,A delay disorder net friend really many,Fun at"War tow big kill device"At the same time,Net friend also chaff up his own war dragged silver bullet,and"LiTing V"Reply is serious,"Hire sister,As the money saved for yourself,Good let oneself don't work.Now that don't work,Delay the disease nature is also not exist."(Yang sweet fruit)