“囧”事：单身成公害 "orz"things:Single into a public nuisance

　　昨日刚上班，武汉一家广告公司大龄女青年小荷，一遇到隔壁办公室的另一位大龄女青年薛琳，立即冲上前去倒“苦水”。

Just go to work yesterday,Wuhan older female youth xiao-he a advertising company,A met office next door, another of the older female youth Kim h d,Immediately rushed forward"The bitter".

　　小荷年近三十，春节回到农村老家过年时，七大姑八大姨一见到她，马上围过来一人一句，所有的话题都围绕着“男朋友”，让小荷顿觉天旋地转。最让小荷难堪的是大年初四晚12时许，一个远房亲戚突然给小荷发来短信：“孩子啊，你把你父母的头发都急白了，怎么这么不懂事啊？”

Xiao-he nearly thirty years old,The returned rural hometown Chinese New Year Spring Festival,Extended/priest saw her,Soon came to a man,All topics are around"boyfriend",Xiao-he feel very dizzy.Is the most embarrassing xiao-he annual 4 night 12 PM,Suddenly xiao-he sent message to a distant relative:"Children ah,Your parents were in white hair,How so don't understand?"

　　这条短信，将小荷的睡意立即冲散，她赶紧回电话解释，结果被亲戚“教训”到凌晨1点。小荷悲催地发现，自己咋就成公害了呢？

This message,Xiao-he sleep immediately break up,She hurriedly call explanation,The result is relative"lesson"At 1 o 'clock in the morning.Xiao-he grief hurried to find,Zha himself into public nuisance?

　　小荷的苦水还没倒完，薛琳也迫不及待地附和：春节回家，父母虽然没有直接催婚，但是一会儿说“隔壁家姑娘怀上了”，一会儿又问：“你们班上同学都结婚了吧？”这让她实在难以招架。

Xiao-he bitterness also don't fall out,Kim h d also can't wait to echo:The Spring Festival at home,Although parents did not urge marriage directly,But a moment and said"Next door girl pregnant with",For a moment and ask:"Your classmates are married?"This so she can't answer.

“囧”事：让人纠结的特产 "orz"things:Let a person of tangled speciality

　　过年期间，武昌一家公司的职员曾丫，就在为到底给不给同事带土特产而纠结。

During the Chinese New Year,Wuchang a company employee who ya,Just for it to not bring colleagues, special local product.

　　曾丫说，去年春节过后来上班，就遇到了尴尬事：她乐呵呵地将父母做的绿豆丸子带到单位，并特意用塑料袋分装好，送给同事们带回家下火锅，结果下班时，只有两名同事提走了两袋，剩下十多袋被忘在办公室公共区域。相比之下，老家在四川的同事带来的包装精美的麻辣兔肉就很受欢迎，大家一人一包瓜分一空。

Once ya said,Go to work after the Spring Festival last year,Met embarrassing things:She gladly took parents do mung bean balls to the unit,And especially with good plastic bag packing,Send to colleagues at home hot pot,Results while going off work,Only two colleagues walked two bags,The rest more than ten bag was left in public areas of the office.By contrast,Their hometown in sichuan colleagues bring exquisite packaging a spicy rabbit meat is very popular,One pack of demand.

　　晚上，曾丫和同学讲起此事，同学立即点拨：你用塑料袋分装，不仅没看相，而且有人害怕吃这种“三无”产品。经过同学一点拨，今年春节返汉时，父母再要她带土特产，她就觉得很矛盾了：带吧，怕同事不领情；不带吧，那同事都会带，自己不能只吃不送吧？

In the evening,Once ya and classmates about this matter,Students immediately inspiration.:You use a plastic bag packing,Not only didn't visit fortune-teller,And someone afraid to eat this"3 without"The product.After the students a little direction,When back to the han Chinese New Year,Parents want her again with local products,She will feel very contradiction:With it,Afraid of colleagues not effusive;Don't take it,The colleagues will bring,You can't eat just don't send it?

　　和曾丫一样纠结的还有湖南农村的小伙子陈岩，昨日去上班时，他很犹豫要不要将从老家带来的腊鱼、熏肉等土特产带去办公室和同事分享。临回家前，同事开玩笑地叮嘱：“湖南东西好吃，过年要给我们带啊！”可是看着从老家带回武汉的腊鱼，他又拿不准到底要不要拎到办公室，“家里腌制的，没有包装，怕同事不喜欢，我带来一趟也不容易，拿去浪费了也心疼啊！”

And as tangled and hunan rural guy who ya Chen,Yesterday when I went to work,He was very hesitant to give LaYu will be brought from home/Bacon and other local products to the office and share with colleagues.Before go home,Jokingly told colleagues:"Hunan food,Chinese New Year will bring us a ah!"But look at LaYu from home back to wuhan,And not sure what do you want to carry him to the office,"Home and preserved,No packaging,Fear of the colleagues don't like,I bring a trip is not easy,To waste a also love dearly!"

　　“听说你们公司今年赚了很多钱，给你们的待遇很不错吧！”春节时，遇到几年没见的高中同学小刚，老家在宜昌的周辉很高兴，几番交谈之后，在深圳一家IT企业工作的小刚问起周辉的年薪问题。

"I've heard that you company is making a lot of money this year,Give you the treatment is very good!"When the Spring Festival,Met a few years didn't see high school classmate xiao gang,Their hometown in yichang hui is very happy,How many times after talking,Xiao asked about working in an IT company in shenzhen hui salary problem.

　　周辉应承回答“还好、还好”，小刚追问：“一年有五六十万吧？”这让在武汉工作，年薪五六万元的周辉顿时觉得囧到家了，不知如何接话才好。

Hui promised to answer"ok/ok",Xiao gang inquiry:"There are daily in a year?"It makes work in wuhan,Salary for five or six ten thousand yuan hui felt sorry got home,Don't know how to is good for you to pick up words.

　　和周辉一样囧的还有胡冲，做销售的他因为今年业绩不佳，年终奖都没拿到手。过年一回到家，遇到亲朋好友的询问，他没地可逃。“你一个月才拿4000元？骗我们吧，你还是大学生，我们村里那个海娃，只读完初中就去外面打工，现在一个月还能拿到六千多呢！”这样的话，总是不时撞到胡冲耳朵里来，让他感觉一个字：囧。(来源：楚天金报 记者 徐玲玲 通讯员 匡庐)

Also sorry Hu Chong as hui,Do sales because of his poor performance this year,Year-end bonuses didn't reach.Got home New Year,Meet friends and relatives to ask,He didn't escape."You only get 4000 yuan a month?Lie to us,You are college students,The sea Eva in our village,Just finished reading junior high school to work in outside,Now also can get more than six thousand a month!"Such words,Always hit the Hu Chong ear from time to time,Make him feel a word:orz.(source:Chutian Xu Lingling correspondent KuangLu slipped to journalists)