上课的时候，有个同学在看杂志，我没收了他的杂志，并用杂志敲了敲他的脑袋。可是就在我转身准备继续上课的时候，他的同桌竟然哈哈大笑了起来。我就问他为什么笑，你知道他是怎么回答我的？那小子从抽屉里掏出一本《金庸全集》，对我说：“老师，还好你没发现我在看这本书，要不我就被你砸死了!”（金山）

class,Have a classmate in reading a magazine,I confiscated his magazine,And magazine knocked to knock his head.But when I turn round to prepare to continue to the class,He sit at the same table unexpectedly ha ha laugh up.I asked him why he smiled,You know he is how to answer me?That boy from the drawer take out a book[Jin yong's complete works],Said to me:"The teacher,Well don't you see that I am in the book,Or I will be you hit a dead!"(jinshan)