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小学生“神作文”走红:不好好复习全人类灭亡--亲民维稳网络舆情监测室
2012-11-24
为了全人类的生命财产安全,我要好好复习,不让悲剧发生…… In order to all mankind life and property safety,I want to review well,Don't let the tragedy……
有网友称,这篇神作强大的逻辑思维令人捧腹,“小小年纪就领悟了蝴蝶效应,前途不可限量”。
Have net friend say,This article god strong logical thinking a belly,"A young man who has understood the butterfly effect,Is destined for greatness".
这篇神作的亮点还在于,经老师审阅,批文:“呵呵。老师看了都笑了。”
This article is the highlight of god also,The teachers review,approval:"Ha ha.The teacher looked at all laughed."
“如果我不努力复习,成绩就上不去……为了全人类的生命财产安全,我要好好复习,不让悲剧发生……”近日,一篇据说是出自小学生之手的作文走红网络,其强大的令人捧腹的逻辑思维让网友笑称,“小小年纪就领悟了蝴蝶效应,前途不可限量”。还有网友表示,看完后责任感油然而生。
"If I don't work hard review,Result is couldn't get on……In order to all mankind life and property safety,I want to review well,Don't let the tragedy……"recently,A is said to be the hand of primary school students from the composition of the popular network,Its powerful a belly logic thinking let netizen smile said,"A young man who has understood the butterfly effect,Is destined for greatness".Have net friend say,After watching the sense of responsibility arises spontaneously.
这篇被网友称为“最牛小学生作文”的文章看上去更像一篇日记,正文最上面注明“11月7日星期三天气晴”,字体稚嫩。
This article is net friend called"Most cow pupil composition"Article looks more like a diary,Text top indicate"On November 7, sunny weather on Wednesday",Font young.
作文一开始,小作者就表达了他的忧虑之情。文中说“时间过得真快,一下就到半期考了,现在已经在开始紧张的复习了,我必须要开始努力了”,之后,小作者就开始他强大的“蝴蝶效应”思维,从如果不努力,成绩就上不去;到成绩上不去,就会被家长骂;之后,小作者又担心被家长骂,就会失去信心;再之后,如果不好好读书会引发第三次世界大战,继而引发核战,最终导致人类消失!
Composition first,The small expressed his feelings of anxiety.This paper said"Time flies,Once to half the final examination,Now has started to review the nervous,I must to start",after,Small the author began to his powerful"The butterfly effect"thinking,From if we don't work hard,Result is couldn't get on;To the result cannot,Will be parents scold;after,Young writer and worry about being parents scold,Will lose confidence;then,If not good reading party cause a third world war,Then trigger a nuclear war,Ultimately humans vanished!
文章结尾:“为了全人类的生命财产安全,我要在就剩下的几天里好好复习,不让悲剧发生。”这篇作文经老师审阅,批文:“呵呵。老师看了都笑了。”
In this article I shall draw your:"In order to all mankind life and property safety,I want to be in leaves few days review well,Don't let the tragedy."The composition by the teachers review,approval:"Ha ha.The teacher looked at all laughed."
不少人认为,这完全是一篇“励志”作文。网友“小米”就表示,别看小作者小小年纪,就懂得要好好学习,不让父母为自己的学业操心,更心系国家。“看完之后,我觉得太惭愧了。”
Many people think,This is simply a"inspiring"composition.Net friend"millet"said,Although young writer small age,Will know how to be good friends with good study,Don't let the parents for their own academic worry about,Heart country more."After finish,I think it's too ashamed."
更多神作 More god
小学生最感人“情书作文” Pupils the most touching"Love letter composition"
一篇名为《你》的被网友称为“史上最感人告白”的作文,讲述成都的六年级小学生王乐乐对班上一个叫“菜菜”的女生的真情实感。
A title for[you]By net friend called"The most touching the history of confessions"composition,Chengdu tells the six grade primary school students in the class WangLeLe to a call"Food dish"The girl's true feelings.
“你走了,我没什么好送给你,河边也捡不到一颗像心一样的石头。”如此恶搞深情的句子并不是偶像剧里的台词,而是一个自称六年级小学生所写的“情书”。这个名为“六年级二班-王乐乐”的微博网友于9月7日贴出一篇题为《你》的作文,虽文笔稚嫩,却情真意切,并紧跟网络流行语。该封“情书”看哭了一众网友,被称为“史上最感人告白”,还有女网友看完后遗憾六年级时没能收到过这样一封情书。
"You go,I have nothing good to you,The river also pick up less than a like a heart of stone."So kuso deep feeling of sentence is not in the idol drama lines,But a claim to grade six students wrote"Love letter".This the name is"Sixth grade class two - WangLeLe"Micro bo net friend on September 7, posted an article titled[you]composition,Is style of writing immature,But the sentiment true meaning cuts,And keep up with network catchword.The closure of the"Love letter"See cry the net friend,called"The most touching the history of confessions",And female net friend after see regret six grade can't received such a love letter.
据《江南时报》
According to[Jiangnan times]
神作原文 God made the original
11月7日 星期三 天气晴
On November 7, sunny weather on Wednesday
时间过得真快,一下就到半期考了,现在已经在开始紧张的复习了,我必须要开始努力了,因为我如果不努力,成绩就上不去,我成绩上不去就会被家长骂,我被家长骂,就会失去信心,失去信心就会读不好书,读不好书就不能毕业,不能毕业就会找不到好工作,找不到好工作就赚不了钱,赚不了钱就会没钱纳税,没钱纳税,国家就难发工资给老师,老师领不到工资就会没心情教学,没心情教学,就会影响我们祖国的未来,影响了祖国的未来,中国就难以腾飞,中华民族就会退化成野蛮的民族。中华民族成了野蛮的民族,美国就会怀疑我国有大规模杀伤性武器,我国有大规模杀伤性武器,美国就会向中国开战,第三次世界大战就会爆发,第三次世界大战爆发其中一方必定会实力不足,实力不足就会动用核武器,动用核武器就会破坏自然环境,自然环境被破坏,大气层就会破个大洞,大气层破个大洞地球温度就会上升,两极冰山就会融化,冰山融化,地球水位就会上升,地球水位上升,全人类就会被淹死。因为这关系到全人类的生命财产安全,所以我要在就剩下的几天里好好复习,考好成绩,不让悲剧发生。
Time flies,Once to half the final examination,Now has started to review the nervous,I must to start,Because if I don't work hard,Result is couldn't get on,I will be the result cannot parents scold,I was parents scold,Will lose confidence,Lose confidence will read good books,Reading good books can't graduate,Do not graduate will never get a good job,Can't find good job earned a lot of money,Don't make money will have no money tax,No money tax,National difficult pay to the teacher,The teacher took less than wages will in no mood for teaching,In no mood for teaching,It will affect the future of our motherland,Affected the future of our motherland,China is difficult to soar,The Chinese nation will degenerate into barbarous nationality.The Chinese nation became barbaric ethnic,The United States will doubt our country has weapons of mass destruction,Our country has weapons of mass destruction,The United States will go to war to China,A third world war would ensue,A third world war broke out one side will lack of strength,Inadequate will use nuclear weapons,The use of nuclear weapons will destroy the natural environment,The natural environment is destroyed,The atmosphere will break a large hole,The atmosphere broken a big hole in the earth's temperature will rise,Polar icebergs will melt,Icebergs melt,The earth's water level will rise,The earth's water level rise,All mankind will be drowned.Because it is related to the life property safety of the mankind,So I want to be in leaves few days review well,Exam good grades,Don't let the tragedy.
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