继“你幸福吗”的街头采访之后，央视再推出“我从哪里来”的调查。我们小时候问父母“我从哪里来”，得到各种神回复：“垃圾箱里捡来的”、“被洪水冲来的”、“胳肢窝里面掉出来的”、“问你妈去”……相对于70后、80后父母的回复，90后、00后父母给出的答案才是神作。你，被告知是从哪里来的呢？东方今报记者 万丹

the"You happiness?"Street after the interview,CCTV to launch"I come from?"investigation.We ask parents as a child"I come from?",Get all kinds of god reply:"The dustbin to pick up"/"By the flood"/"Armpit fall out of it"/"Ask your mother to"……Compared with 70/After 80 parents reply,After 90/After, parents give the answer is god.you,Was told and where do you come from?Oriental today news reporter WanDan

　　近日，央视推出一个关注儿童性教育的街头调查“我从哪里来”。 针对这个话题，央视采访了涵盖1940年至1990年出生的人，结果惊现各种神回复。大多数受访的群众在听到这个话题后，一脸羞涩地回答说：“爸妈说我是从垃圾堆里捡来的”，“石头缝里蹦出来的”，“村头路上捡回来的”，“被洪水冲来的”，“胳肢窝里面掉出来的”，“床底下翻出来的”。而“从垃圾堆里捡来的”这个一致被认为是众多爸妈的标准答案，则被网友戏称为：“垃圾堆真是个好地方，很多人都是那里捡来的，环卫工人每天都好忙哦。老爸老妈好没创意。”

recently,CCTV launch a concern education discovered the streets of investigation"I come from?". On this topic,CCTV interview covers 1940 to 1990 people were born,The results appeared over the various god reply.Most people questioned in hear the topic after,A face of coyly said:"My parents said I am from the rubbish dump to pick up","In the middle of the jumped out","The village head the way back to pick up","By the flood","Armpit fall out of it","Under the bed turned out".and"From the rubbish dump to pick up"This agreement is known by many of the parents standard answer,Is net friend calls for:"Landfill is really a nice place,A lot of people are there to pick up,Sanitation worker every day good busy oh.How I met your mother didn't good ideas."

　　相对于70后、80后父母的各种回复，90后、00后父母面对这个问题，则出现了N多升级版答案。据说90后孩子多是

Compared with 70/After 80 parents of all kinds of reply,After 90/After, parents face this problem,Have more than N the upgrade version of the answer.It is said that after 90 children are充话费送的，买彩票中的，“再来一瓶”开奖得来的，打游戏开礼包送的，超市购物买的 Imitation telephone sent,Buy a lottery ticket in the,"Come again a bottle of"Draw a lottery had,Play a game to send gift bag,The supermarket shopping to buy。而00后父母有更快捷的回答：“从

.And after, parents have more quick answer:"from网站上下载 Website and download的。”更有网友已经开始在畅想10后父母会有哪些神回复。

of."More users has already started in imagination after 10 parents will be what god reply.

网友热议 Netizen hot debate

　　@song0508：当年我爸妈告诉我是从垃圾箱旁边捡来的，还说得有模有样，害得我每次经过那个垃圾箱就浮想联翩……

Song0508 @:When my parents told me from the dustbin side to pick up,Also said it YouMoYouYang,Harm I every time after that garbage random thoughts……

　　@tolsp：最近都在说“我从哪里来”，上世纪七八十年代生的儿时得到的答案不外乎那么几种。 非常清楚地记得小时候家里人总说我是外公做农活的路上捡回来的，

@ tolsp:Recently said in the"I come from?",The last century s and s when born of the answer nothing more than so several. Very clearly remember when the family always said I was a grandpa to do farm work to pick up on the way back,脸上的两个酒窝就是当时粪叉叉回来的铁证 The face of the two dimples at that time is the best proof of dung fork fork back。

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　　@me小以：爸妈说是路过门前那座桥时，听到小孩子的哭声，找到那儿放着一个箩筐，里面放着我，他们觉得我好可怜，就把我捡回家了。小时候，我还信了。

@ me small to:Parents say passing by the door when the bridge,Hear the cry of children,Find there stood a bunch,Inside put me,They think I pity,I pick up to go home.When I was a child,I still believe.

　　@Elsa不减肥就去死吧：我爸妈省事多了，因为长得“四不像”，所以直接说我是

@ Elsa don't lose weight will go to the hell:My parents much more convenient,Because grow"David's deer",So direct say that I am医院抱错 Hospital hold wrong了的……

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　　@我四个月了孩子叫糖醋排骨：我是爷爷晨练的时候从垃圾桶里捡来的（尼玛时间人物地点都齐了），我哥是奶奶

@ me four months the child that sour and sweet pork steak:I am grandpa do morning exercises of the time from the trash to pick up(Those characters together at all time),My brother is grandma从船上抱回来 Hold back from the ship的……

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　　@格特凡思：妈妈，我从哪里来？宝贝， 你是从万佳超市买回来的，你看那购物车上坐的小朋友，就是

@ case, every thought:mother,I come from??baby, Are you from manka the supermarket to buy back,You look at the shopping car by the children,is从超市那间母婴室里推出来 The room from the supermarket with maternal and infant room的。TA的裤子上还有价格标呢，不信，你看收银台的姐姐正在他屁股上扫价格呢……

of.TA trousers and price scale?,Don't believe,You see the cashier's sister is he's ass? And the price……

　　(东方今报)

(Oriental today newspaper)