“沈阳理工大学化学实验室规章火了，看完规章之后我瞬间抽了！每条都太狠了！”前日，网友“文志轩”发表微博并@沈阳晚报官方微博，从微博图片上看，该“实验室规章”语言幽默生动，很贴近学生生活！昨日，该微博已被转发两百余次，网友直呼作者“有才”。沈阳晚报记者了解到，该规章的作者是沈阳理工大学化学工程学院一位姓宋的老师，宋老师说自己平时挺严肃，创作这样的“规章”是为了让学生自觉遵守。

"Shenyang ligong university chemical laboratory fire regulations,After watching the rules I smoke the moment!Each article is too hard!"eve,The net friend"Chinese-speaking xuan"Published micro bo and @ shenyang evening official micro bo,From the micro bo in the picture,the"Laboratory regulations"Language humor vivid,Very close to students' life!yesterday,The micro bo has been forward more than two hundred times,The net friend call the author"There are only".Shenyang evening news reporters to understand,The rules and chemical engineering college of shenyang university of technology is the author of a man surnamed song teacher,Song teacher says he is usually quite serious,Creation of such"Rules and regulations"Is to let students to consciously abide by.

　　网友“文志轩”是沈阳理工大学应用化学专业大二学生。前日，在实验室上课时，他发现了一张特别的“实验室规章”，不但语言幽默，而且举了很多贴近学生生活的例子。

The net friend"Chinese-speaking xuan"Shenyang university of science and technology and my major is applied chemistry is a sophomore.eve,In the laboratory class,He found a special"Laboratory regulations",Not only the language of humor,And a lot of close to the student life examples.

　　“请注意安全，硫酸对丑小鸭和白天鹅的效果是相同的”；

"Please pay attention to safety,Sulfuric acid to the ugly duckling and the effect of the white swan is the same";

　　“不要过分畏惧实验和化学药剂，白大褂上被烧几个窟窿并不丢人，只要严格遵守实验规则，你出事的概率不会比抽中大奖的概率高”；

"Do not be too afraid experiments and chemicals,Burned several hole in the white is not a disgrace,As long as strictly abide by the rules,The probability of an accident than you take the lottery with high probability";

　　“严禁在实验室内抽烟喝酒，这不仅仅是形象，也许在你的烟头投掷的地方就有足以把你烧成炭团的酒精”；

"Are strictly forbidden to smoke in the laboratory to drink,This is not only the image,Maybe you throw the cigarette, there have enough to burn you into carbon ball of alcohol";

　　“禁止在实验室内吃东西，我们无法确保在你的勺子筷子能碰到的地方不会正巧粘着0.3g氰化钾”；

"Eat in the laboratory is prohibited,We can't ensure that in the place where your spoons, chopsticks can meet not just stick with 0.3 g potassium cyanide";

　　“各个实验时间长短不一，各位同学进度也可能有快慢，先做完的同学请保持安静，因为速度与质量之间并无绝对关联”。

"All the time length,The classmate of progress also may be slow,Finish please keep quiet,Because there is no absolute correlation between speed and quality".

　　这份“规章”结合了一些化学知识，看了这份“规章”，不但能够认识到“违规”后果的严重性，而且印象深刻。

this"Rules and regulations"Combined with some knowledge of chemistry,Looked at the"Rules and regulations",Not only can be realized"illegal"The seriousness of the consequences,And impressive.

　　前日，“文志轩”将“规章”发表在微博上，昨日下午，该微博已经被转发两百余次，网友纷纷评论称赞：“要比死板规章有用得多”！

eve,"Chinese-speaking xuan"Will be"Rules and regulations"Published in micro bo,Yesterday afternoon,The micro bo has been forward more than two hundred times,The net friend comment in succession:"So much more useful than the rigid rules and regulations"!

　　昨日上午，沈阳晚报记者来到沈阳理工大学化学实验楼。一楼一间实验室里的老师介绍，创作“规章”的老师姓宋，曾负责管理实验室很多年。随后，沈阳晚报记者拨通了宋老师的电话。宋老师说自己34岁，已经当了13年的老师，现在主要负责教学。虽然创作出如此幽默的“规章”，但自己是一位很严肃的老师。“规章”有两个版本，最早的一份创作于2006年，有14条。2007年，宋老师又创作了“升级版规章”，条款增加到23条。“规章就是要人遵守的，首先得让学生记住，写得生动点，学生更能理解”，宋老师说。

Yesterday morning,Shenyang evening news reporters came to shenyang university of science and technology chemical lab building.A teacher in the lab on the first floor,creation"Rules and regulations"Teacher surnamed song,Who is responsible for the management of the laboratory for years.then,Shenyang evening news reporter dialed the telephone of song teacher.Song teacher says he is 34 years old,Has been a teacher for 13 years,Now mainly responsible for teaching.Although create so humorous"Rules and regulations",But he is a very serious teacher."Rules and regulations"There are two versions,The earliest a creation in 2006,Article 14.In 2007,,Song teacher created again"Upgrade regulations",Clause added to article 23."Rules is VIP,First of all, to let the students to remember,Write lively point,Students can understand more",Song said the teacher.