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　　一张图片近日在考研[微博]网络迅速风靡起来，所描述的是考研前与考研后的状况，考研备考期间是邋遢、两眼呆滞的猥琐男，考研后演变为风流、时髦少爷。“考研前后”一图在考研界称为笑谈，甚至衍生出搞笑考研网络调侃语：

Recently, a picture in one's deceased father grind [micro bo] network popular rapidly up,Describe one's deceased father grind before and after one's deceased father grind the situation,One's deceased father grind this period is sloppy/Two eyes dull wretched man,One's deceased father grind evolution after for merry/Fashionable childe."Before and after one's deceased father grind"A diagram in one's deceased father grind boundary called a proverb,Even derived funny one's deceased father grind ridicule network language:

　　

考研调侃体之日志篇： One's deceased father grind the log article ridicule body:

　　考研前，天天对着几张看着极其猥琐的脸；

Before one's deceased father grind,Everyday to a few pieces of looking at very wretched face;

　　考研后，天天怀念的还是那几张似乎不那么猥琐的脸…

After one's deceased father grind,Every day miss or that a few pieces of seems to be not so wretched face…

　　考研前，犹豫自己该不该考研；

Before one's deceased father grind,Hesitate oneself should shouldn't one's deceased father grind;

　　考研后，反省自己该不该读大学；

After one's deceased father grind,Reflect upon your own this shouldn't go to college;

　　考研前，觉得天天七点半起床要人命，考完一定要好好睡；

Before one's deceased father grind,Think every day to get up at people,The examination must have a good sleep;

　　考研后，发现现实是无奈的，七点半起床还是很美好的；

After one's deceased father grind,Found that the reality is helpless,Get up at is still very good;

　　考研前，有大把的太阳去打球，却没有大把的时间；

Before one's deceased father grind,A lot of the sun to play,But not a lot of time;

　　考研后，有大把的时间去打球，却没有太阳；

After one's deceased father grind,A lot of time to play,The sun didn't;

　　考研前，会昧着良心去看火箭看麦蒂；

Before one's deceased father grind,Will the mei wear conscience to see the rockets see Tracy McGrady;

　　考研后，什么火箭麦迪，我只知道南勇杨一民；

After one's deceased father grind,What the rockets Tracy McGrady,I only know that YangYiMin Mr;

　　考研前，我很佩服徐明德；

Before one's deceased father grind,I admire XuMingDe;

　　考研后，原来同济毛邓三tm都是骗人的；

After one's deceased father grind,The original tongji hair deng three tm deceive people;

　　考研前，以为考完研tm我就好好吃好好睡，做头猪；

Before one's deceased father grind,Think that take an examination of grind tm I a good sleep,A the pig;

　　考研后，结果跑去给人家爱做牛做马；

After one's deceased father grind,Results run to give somebody else's love do cattle horse;

　　考研前，我没机会写什么日志；

Before one's deceased father grind,I didn't get a chance to write what log;

　　考研后，我tm挤也要挤时间出来骂骂娘！

After one's deceased father grind,I tm squeeze will squeeze time out scold 'criticisms!

　　对同在奋斗在考研一线的同志说：这些仅是我说说而已，无论大家现在遇到什么困难请请坚持，同时，也像我一样发泄出来，这样才可以淡定地面对一切！

In one's deceased father grind to struggle with a line comrades said:That is just me about it,No matter what difficulty we meet you now please please adhere to,At the same time,Also like me let out,It can light marked all face!

　　

考研调侃体之文学篇： One's deceased father grind ridicule body of literature article:

　　李逵：花锋这厮都考得，为何洒家考不得。

LiKui:Take front this fellow is got,Why not take an examination of staff.

　　鲁迅：梦里依稀慈母泪，城头不变考研心。忍看朋友入新城，怒向书丛骂考研。不在考研中爆发，就在考研中灭亡！考研事业连广宇，于无声处走后门！

Lu xun:The dream of the town well,ChengTou constant heart one's deceased father grind.Endure to see friends into new town,Anger to book plexus scold one's deceased father grind.Not one's deceased father grind the outbreak,In one's deceased father grind of destruction!One's deceased father grind cause even the cosmos,In the silent place through the back door!

　　徐志摩：轻轻地我考研了，挥一挥衣袖，不给你一丝喘息。轻轻的我考了，正如我轻轻的又报名了，轻轻的挥挥衣袖，带走一片RMB。

Xu zhimo:Gently I one's deceased father grind the,A wisp,Don't give you a gasp.Gently I got,As silently I also signed up,Gently waved sleeves,Take a piece of RMB.

　　张爱玲：于考研的无涯中，没有早一步，也没有晚一步，刚刚在这里相遇，那就说一声：“你考了吧！”

Zhang ailing:In one's deceased father grind in the infinite,There is no early step,No later step,Just meet here,Then said a sound:"You got it!"

　　魏巍：朋友，你在买书的时候，可曾想到谁是最可靠的资料？

Wei wei:friends,You buy the book,Did you ever think of who is the most reliable material?

　　顾城：我要给考研画上图表，让热爱考研的人们看见希望！

Attend to city:I will give one's deceased father grind picture chart,Let love one's deceased father grind people see hope!

　　阿Q：考研？有趣！来了一阵白盔白甲的鬼佬，叫道”考研考研”，于是一同考研。

Q:One's deceased father grind?interesting!To a BaiKui BaiJia ghost guy,Call way"One's deceased father grind one's deceased father grind",So with one's deceased father grind.

　　三毛：那时我们年纪小，你爱唱歌我爱笑。有天我们睡醒了，梦里考研知多少？

Three hair:When we are small,You love to sing I love to laugh.One day we awoke from his sleep,The dream one's deceased father grind to know how much?

　　李敖：中国近代教育三百年中最黑的第一名：研究生考试，第二名：研究生考试，第三名：研究生考试！

Li ao:Chinese modern education three hundred years the most black first:Postgraduate exam,The second:Postgraduate exam,The third:Postgraduate exam!

　　琼瑶：你要考研，好讨厌好讨厌哦！

Qiong precious jade:You want to one's deceased father grind,Good hate good hate oh!

　　王朔：我都考研了，我怕谁？

wang:I have one's deceased father grind the,I'm afraid who?

　　段燚：从花锋的经历看，考研有两大危害，一是瘦得象猴似的，二是阳气受损，变得像个女人。

段燚:From the cost of front experience to see,One's deceased father grind has two big harm,One is thin like monkey like,The second is sun be the spirit damage,Become like a woman.

　　白志宇：考研是美丽而脆弱的选择，我无奈所以我考研。

BaiZhiYu:One's deceased father grind is beautiful and fragile choice,I am helpless so I one's deceased father grind.

　　NBA：I love this test!

NBA:I love this test!

　　徐根宝：不考研的同学不是好同学！

Xu2 gen bao3:No one's deceased father grind classmates not good students!

　　曼联：Scores are high!!!

Manchester united:Scores are high!!!

　　贝利：我最好的考研成绩是下一次。

bailey:I'd better one's deceased father grind result is the next.

　　凯特温丝赖特：你考，我也考！

Kate temperature wire Wright:You take,I also test!

　　胡汉三：我胡汉三又考研了！

HuHanSan:I HuHanSan and one's deceased father grind the!

　　宋祖英：五十六个民族五十六朵花，五十六个名牌大学是我家；五十六种语言汇成一句话：我要考研我要考研，我要考研！

Song zuying:56 ethnic groups 56 flower,56 famous university is my home;56 languages merged into a word:I want to one's deceased father grind I want one's deceased father grind,I want to one's deceased father grind!

　　至尊宝：有三个字我一直想对你说：“我考研！”如果一定要在前面加一个期限的话，那就是：一万次！

Sovereign treasure:There are three words I've always wanted to say to you:"I one's deceased father grind!"If it is to be in the front and a time-limit,That is:Ten thousand times!

　　唐僧：考研需要理由吗？需要吗？改革了，大家考研啦！

Tang's monk:One's deceased father grind need a reason???Need??Reform the,All one's deceased father grind!!

　　刘肚水：你考研吗，你不考我怎么知道你想考呢，没道理你想考我不让你考，你不想考我非让你考。

Liu belly water:You one's deceased father grind?,You don't take an examination of how do I know you want to test,Without reason you want to test I don't let you test,You don't want to test I must let you test.

　　多隆：我对考研敬佩之情犹如滔滔江水绵绵不绝，又如黄河泛滥，一发而不可收拾。

Many long:I for one's deceased father grind admiration hae been as continue for ever,And as the Yellow River flood,Turn into a rout.

　　收集各种考研调侃语，是为了博得考研学子一笑，放松心情，希望学员在接下来的复试中全心投入！任何事都讲究欲速则不达，精神过于紧张，往往无法达到最好的效果，考研靠的不仅是知识的累计，还要有宠辱不惊、超然于物外的心态。最后，祝考生早日跨入理想学府！

Collect all kinds of one's deceased father grind poking fun at language,In order to evoke one's deceased father grind students a smile,relax,Hope that the students in the following in the heart!Any matter all pay attention to more haste, less speed,Spirit is too nervous,Often cannot reach the best effect,One's deceased father grind by not only knowledge accumulated,Have ChongRuBuJing/Little is detached from the state of mind.finally,I wish the early into the ideal universities!