但是最近记者在黄龙商圈和淘宝、颐高数码等写字楼的QQ群做了一个小调查，问白领们，这些大拷问中你最怕的是哪个问题，结果却出人意料，很多人最怕的是向亲朋好友解释“我是做什么工作的”。

But the reporter recently in the yellow dragon commercial circle and taobao/H high digital office QQ group to do a small survey,Ask white-collar workers,These big torture in which problems are you most afraid of is,The results are surprising,A lot of people are most afraid of is to explain to their relatives and friends"What kind of work do I do".

　　平时认为工作描述是多么简单的事情，实在讲不清楚去找单位负责人事的同志要来岗位说明不就行了，可是现在却真是让人忍俊不禁，不少对话比春晚相声段子更笑料。

Think that work at ordinary times is how simple things,Can't speak clearly to find unit comrade in charge of the personnel to post instructions not to go,But now you in stitches,A lot of dialogue more jokes than gala crosstalk jokes.

　　在黄龙商圈一家广告公司做创意设计的王小姐描述如下：

In miss wang of the yellow dragon commercial circle an advertising company to do creative design is described below:

　　亲戚A问：现在在哪高就呐？

Relatives of A q:Now where work?

　　答：在广告公司上班呢。

answer:In advertising company work.

　　A问：广告公司？整天拍广告？那你是不是能见到很多大明星大导演啥的？

A q:Advertising company?Take all day?If you can meet many big star director of anything?

　　王小姐只能弱弱地回答：我在公司主要负责广告的创意设计，明星和导演，公司有专门的人员跟他们的经纪公司联系，我不去片场，所以一般见不到他们的。

Miss wang can only weak weak to answer:I in the company is mainly responsible for advertising creative design,Star and director,Company has specialized personnel to contact their brokerage firms,I don't go to studio,So usually can't see them.

　　A继续：哦，这样啊，那你同事能联系大明星啊，啥时候帮带个明星签名照啥的可以吗？最近《甄嬛传》红火了，如果孙俪拍广告，帮我留意一下呗。

A. to continue:oh,So...,That your colleagues can contact big star,What time can help and star signature according to what?recently[Zhen 嬛 preach]The fire,If the grandson couple in commercials,Help me to pay attention to the bai.

　　王小姐只能用拖延战术：……这样啊，那……到时候我看看吧……

Miss wang can only use delaying tactics:......So...,That......Let me see you then...

　　留学公司听起来够简单的吧，可是也有讲不清的时候，所以员工小范也遇到了解释难：

, that sounds simple enough,But also speak not clear,So employees fan also met interpretation difficult:

　　叔叔问：出去了那么多年，现在都在做什么工作啊？

Uncle asked:Out of so many years,Are now in what work do?

　　小范：在杭州呢，做出国留学顾问。

fan:In hangzhou?,Make a study abroad adviser.

　　叔叔很高兴：出国留学？那你该去过不少国家吧？能推荐些国外好玩的地方吗？

Uncle is very happy:Go abroad to study?So you should have been to many countries?Can recommend some foreign fun place?

　　小范：叔叔，我是做出国留学顾问的，也就是为想出国深造的人提供申请国家的信息，学校信息等咨询，手续办理，并不是满世界跑的出国导游，呵呵。

fan:uncle,I am make a study abroad adviser,That is for people who want to go abroad for further study to provide application state information,The school information consulting, etc,Procedures to deal with,Not travel abroad tour guide,Ha ha.

　　叔叔恍然大悟：哦哦，我知道了，其实国外名校我也知道不少，剑桥，牛津我都知道，外国大学不用考吗，都靠你们介绍吗，那下次给你弟留个心。

Uncle an Epiphany:Oh, oh,I know the,Foreign universities and I know that many actually,Cambridge,I know all, Oxford,Don't need to take an examination of foreign university,Depend on you,Keep a heart that next time to give your younger brother.

　　小范：……

fan:......

　　哪怕是很多人都知道的网购公司，员工也是解释不清“我到底每天在做什么”，比如一位在淘宝的员工阿房就有如下遭遇：

Even if it is a lot of people know that online shopping company,The staff is also explained"What the hell am I doing every day",Such as one in taobao employees, have the following experience:

　　大姨问：听说在淘宝上班了？

Sister asked:Heard that work in taobao?

　　阿房答：是的。

Room a o:yes.

　　大姨：哦，我挺喜欢的，经常上。你是卖什么的？

sister:oh,I quite like the,Often on the.What are you selling?

　　阿房头上的冷汗都下来了：不卖东西，内部的。

O room down the cold sweat of his head:Don't sell,Within the.

　　大姨：那有内部价吧？

sister:There is internal price?

　　阿房继续冷汗：没有的。

O continue to cold sweat:Don't have.

　　大姨：你都不能给自己便宜点？

sister:You can't give you cheaper?

　　阿房：我不是卖家……

The room:I am not the seller...

　　大姨：？@#￥￥？（各种想不明白）

sister:?@ # xx?(All don't understand)

　　阿房只能回答：就是玩电脑的……

The room can only answer:Is playing computer...

　　大姨终于明白了。

Sister finally got it.

　　原来解释个工作真不是件容易事，不过，写字楼的白领们挺想得开：“每次春节回家，也是不同的世界，互相碰撞的时候，孩子和父母之间的年龄和生活环境有差异，话语体系也会不一样，大家对爸妈解释时多点耐心，这也是在帮爸妈理解世界。”

Turned out to explain a job is not easy,but,Office of the white-collar workers get over it:"Every time go home during the Spring Festival,The world is also different,Collide with each other,Between parents and children's age and there are differences in living environment,Discourse system will also be different,More patience when we explain to parents,This is also in to help parents understand the world."

　　你是不是也想起了你自己是怎么解释自己的职业的，有麻烦的话也欢迎@钱报百科全问，让我们帮你把工作说清楚。记者黄莺

Do you also think of you is how to explain his career,Have trouble also welcome @ money quote wikipedia full asked,Let us help you to clarify work.The reporter huang