记得带个勺子来 Remember to bring a spoon

　　大三学生 小哲

Junior student small zhe

　　弟弟妹妹们在收拾包裹进驻南邮时千万要注意了，记得在自己的行囊里塞把勺子啊！因为在南邮食堂吃饭的“筒子们”是很少使用筷子的。话说也不知道这个典故是什么时候开始流传的。在某位南邮才女师姐的创作下，“食堂吃饭不用筷”这一条位列《南邮十八怪》之“第五怪”。钻进南邮食堂，你会发现很少看见有人用筷子，除了是挑战红烧鱼尾等高难度项目。因此这也给南邮姑娘们增加了一个饭前瘦身的绝佳项目，大中午的，在南邮纯爷们儿的众目睽睽之下，从挤哄哄的食堂一楼奔到二楼，就只为了拿到一把勺子！

Brother and sister in the pack in southern mail, you should pay attention to the，Remember in their bags in plug spoon ah！Because in the south mail the dining hall“The bobbin”Is rarely used chopsticks。Words also don't know this literary reference is when to begin to spread。In a south mail blue stocking the teacher elder sister to the creation of the next，“Dining hall need not chopsticks”This was a《South mail 18 blame》of“The fifth blame”。Drilling south mail dining room，You will find that seldom see someone use chopsticks，In addition to is a challenge to braise in soy sauce fish and difficult project。So this is also to south mail girls added a thin body before the perfect project，Big noon，In the south the mail pure masterses son under the eyes，From the crowded coax coax of the dining room on the first floor rush to the second floor，Just to get a spoon！

　　摘录部分《南邮十八怪》的原文吧，与学弟学妹们奇文共享：记得刚进大一时，食堂很少有筷子，用勺子吃得很别扭，但慢慢就习惯了，还能吃得比较风雅。而一位学长更是从在不端起餐盘情况下，无法使用筷子干掉每一粒食物的角度，论证了汤勺使用的必然性。现在即使有的食堂还专门在勺子筐旁放个筷子篓，终少人问津。这下你知道带把勺子进南邮食堂的重要性了吧，要想快速融进校园，被南邮大家庭，尤其是南邮的食堂所接纳，记得把自己的吃饭家伙换成勺子哦。

Extract part《South mail 18 blame》Original it，And drove to the lower classwoman reading a rare piece of sharing：Remember just entered a big，The dining room there are few chopsticks，Use ladle to eat very uncomfortable，But slowly become accustomed to，Also can eat more artistic。And a senior is bad in the dinner plate cases，Can't use chopsticks to kill every grain of food point of view，Demonstrates the necessity of using spoon。Now even if some dining room also specially in the spoon beside the basket put a chopsticks basket，End less people make。This you know take spoon into south mail canteen importance now，If you want to quickly melt into the campus，Be south mail family，Especially south mail of the dining room have to accept，Remember to put their dinner guy with spoon oh。

　　PS：要是在南邮踩上一个方形的窨井盖，学弟学妹们千万不要认为是军训练得晕了头脑。话说微软面试曾有一个经典考题，“为什么井盖都是圆的？”不好意思，这万分之一的概率就出现在咱南邮，南邮至少有一个受千人踏，万人踩的井盖非常不凑巧恰恰是方的，位于南一食堂北门向西十米左右。欢迎参观，拒绝围观！

ps：If in south mail stepped on a square inspection well cover，Students learn the younger sister don't think that is the army trained to dizzy head。Words Microsoft interview had a classic examination questions，“Why are manhole covers round？”embarrassed，This one over ten thousand of the probability will appear in the za south mail，South mail at least one step by one thousand people，Ten thousand people trample covers very inopportune just is square，Is located in the south and the north west dining room to ten meters。Welcome to visit，Refused to onlookers！