这几天，杭州不少幼儿园忙着在长假前召开家长会，总结开学近一个月来孩子在园里的表现，还不忘“布置”一点亲子作业。

These days,Hangzhou many kindergarten is busy in long held before the parents,The summary nearly a month to children in the performance of the campus,Still doesn't forget to"arrangement"Child a little homework.

　　有家长就@钱报家长会，发了这样一条微博：“用碎布缝制一条一米长的软棒，里面塞点弹力絮，然后两头缝上扣子和纽扣眼，这只是一件国庆作业，类似的女红我儿子班上布置了三件。”

Have parents @ money to parents,Hair such a micro bo:"Pieces of cloth sewing a one-meter soft bar,Inside plug point elastic flocculation,Then two head sew buttons and button eye,This is just a National Day work,Similar distaff my son class arrangement for three pieces."

　　这些幼儿园作业有多复杂？记者采访发微博的陈女士，陈女士说，“有多复杂一时也说不清，反正对于从来没有摸过针线的我，是够难的。不过现在知道了，家里的废报纸是不能随便卖的，空瓶子、广告纸、碎布头是不能说扔就扔的，过来人说的都是真的。”“我人生中的第一个针线活，将在这个国庆长假献给宝贝儿子了。”

The kindergarten work have more complex?Reporters FaWei bo's ms. Chen,Ms. Chen said,"How can a complex,Anyway, for never touched notion of I,Is hard enough.But now know,Home waste newspaper is can't literally sell,Empty bottle/Advertising paper/Out of odd bits of material is can't say the throw and then throw,A n experienced person said is true.""In my life the first needle work,This National Day long vacation will be to baby son."

　　这也是很多已经上小学的家长对“后辈”的谆谆教导。很多家长走出幼儿园大门就相互感叹：“这个国庆是没得轻松了。”

This is also a lot of have elementary school to the parents"juniority"Of earnestly and tirelessly taught.Many parents out of the kindergarten gate is mutual exclamation:"This National Day is not easy."

　　陈女士说，这条微博被很多朋友转发，“他们晒的幼儿园作业，有些比我的更夸张。我瞬间得到安慰，原来我不是一个人在战斗。”

Ms. Chen said,This article micro bo be many friends forward,"They basked in kindergarten work,Some than my more exaggeration.I instantly comfort,Originally I was not a man in a fight."

　　记者翻看了陈女士所说的夸张作业，内容的确千奇百怪

Reporter went through ms. Chen said exaggerated operation,Content is all sorts of strange things

　　“我收到过最雷的作业是，老师短信通知，第二天让我们交出10个养乐多的罐子，用于做沙漏。苍天哪，那天晚上全家人一起喝了两条养乐多。”

"I received the most ray assignment is,The teacher SMS notification,The second day let us hand over 10 raise happy much pot,Used for the hourglass.Which heaven,That night the whole family together drank two raise happy much."

　　“我们儿子的老师让孩子第二天带双雨鞋到幼儿园，也不告诉我们干什么的，只说是回家作业，结果第二天全班只有两个小朋友完成作业。”

"Our son's teacher let the child the next day with double rain boot to the kindergarten,Don't tell us what does he do,Just say homework,Results the next day the whole class only two children finish the homework."

　　“幼儿园作业能不能不要这么多？上学20天，都第十个作业了。”

"Kindergarten work can not so much?School 20 days,All the first ten homework."

　　家长如此无奈，为什么不和老师直接提出来？记者问这些家长，结果遭到一致吐槽：“谁敢和老师对着干呀？”

Parents so helpless,Why not ask the teacher directly?The reporter asked the parents,The results were consistent vomit tank:"Who dare and teachers rebel ah?"

　　一位家长说，曾经他们也为这些作业当面和老师抱怨过，结果，老师立刻收起笑脸，很严肃地说：“这些都是亲子作业，我看看并不难的，如果你真的有很大的困难，可以告诉我们。”老师这一说，从此这位家长对各种幼儿园作业，不敢再有二话。“其实有些幼儿园作业，就是对家长来说都有难度。只能告诉自己，做着做着就会习惯的。小朋友幼儿园毕业之日，就是我琴棋书画成才之时。”

A guardian said,Once they also for these assignments in the face and the teacher complained,The results,The teacher immediately retracting smiling face,Very seriously said:"These are the parents& children homework,I see is not difficult,If you really have a lot of difficulties,Can tell us."The teacher said,From now on the parents to all kinds of nursery school assignments,Can't have objection."In fact some kindergarten work,Is it difficult for parents.Can only tell myself,Do do will get used to it.Children kindergarten graduation day,Is my qinqi painting of a."