网传一女生丢壶后写霸气启事痛斥偷壶者 Net preach a girl lost after pot show written notice scourge steal the pot

　　“大四学姐的壶你也敢偷？！不还咒你“逢考必挂” "Senior learn elder sister's pot you also dare to steal?!Don't also curse you"Every exam will hang"

　　4天后，壶真回来了 Four days later,Pot really came back

　　@微群小助手：大四学姐的水壶你也敢偷？！哈哈哈哈，学姐水壶一般是校外人偷的吧……（话说当年我有同学四年丢了12个水壶！你丢过水壶没？）昨天，这条微博引发网友围观，原因没有别的，就是因为“学姐”的启事写得太霸气了。

@ micro group of aides:Senior learn elder sister kettle you also dare to steal?!Ha ha ha ha,Learn elder sister kettle is generally external people steal it……(Words that year, I have four years students lost 12 kettle!You lost kettle didn't?)yesterday,This article micro bo cause net friend onlookers,Reason no other,Is because"Learn elder sister"The notice to write too the dominance.

　　最牛启事 Most cow notice

　　“大四学姐的壶你也敢偷？！” "Senior learn elder sister's pot you also dare to steal?!"

　　记者在微博配的启事图片中看到，启事的日期为9月21日晚上，标题为《大四学姐的壶你也敢偷》，标题后跟着整整17个感叹号！

Reporter in micro bo worthy of notice in the picture to see,The date of the notice for the evening of sept. 21,Title for[Senior learn elder sister's pot you also dare to steal],After the title with all 17 exclamation mark!

　　这位“大四学姐”在启事中称，自己帮舍友取了个邮包回来，放在看门大叔门口的壶就没了，那么多眼睛盯着竟然也敢偷，并咆哮道：“姐都大四了有木有！！！姐的壶都在那儿放三年了，连盖都没丢过！！！！”

the"Senior learn elder sister"In the said in a notice,His help roommates took a parcel post back,On guard at the entrance of the gate of pot uncle didn't,So many eyes stare at unexpectedly also dare to steal,And roared:"Elder sister is a senior wood has!!!The elder sister's pot are put there for three years,Even cover didn't lost!!!!"

　　同时下通牒“赶快把壶还回来”，不然就代表全体大四学姐天天诅咒偷壶者“逢考必挂”，还称“你的舍友看到你拿着别人的壶回宿舍，人家会怎样想你，‘你这个小偷、社会败类、人渣’！”最后“学姐”还上纲上线，说大家都在爱国，“你居然在偷学姐的壶”，要“代表中国人民鄙视你”。

At the same time next time"Hurry back the pot",Otherwise, on behalf of all the senior learn elder sister every day who curse steal pot"Every exam will hang",Also said"Your roommates see you take someone else's pot back to the dormitory,The somebody else will how to think you,‘You this thief/Society cream-puffs/scum’!"finally"Learn elder sister"Also top key link top line,Said everyone in the patriotic,"You should learn elder sister in stealing the pot",to"On behalf of the Chinese people despise you".

　　9月25日，“水壶姐”再发公开信：“壶回来了！”并表示自己根本没想过事情会这么有影响，她不希望这件事再继续扩大。

September 25,,"Kettle elder sister"Again hair open letter:"Pot back!"And said he didn't think that things would be so influential,She didn't want it to continue to expand.

　　网友热评 Everything about him is these days net friend

　　学姐太霸气了，一个壶至于吗 Learn elder sister too the dominance,A pot for

　　@VC梦莹：哈哈哈哈哈，估计小偷看到后吓到自首了吧。

@ VC dream jade-like stone:Ha ha ha ha ha,Estimate the thief after see scared to surrender to it.

　　@潮州玩家：什么叫霸气侧漏？这大四学姐简直是霸气全外露！

@ chaozhou players:What call ambition side leakage?This senior learn elder sister is simply show all exposed!

　　@钟文静不静：中文系的吧？牛人！牛壶！

@ ZhongWenJing not static:The department of Chinese language &literature,?Cattle people!Cattle pot!

　　@Anonymous-80：丢一水壶，不必上纲上线吧。

@ Anonymous - 80:Throw a kettle,Don't let top key link top line.

　　@幸福的呗呗：不就是个壶嘛…… （据《山东商报》）

@ happy bai bai:It's just a pot of well…… (According to[Shandong commercial daily])