女生丢壶后写霸气启事痛斥偷壶者 The girl lost after pot show written notice scourge steal the pot

大四学姐的壶你也敢偷？！ Senior learn elder sister's pot you also dare to steal?!

　　新闻源@微群小助手：大四学姐的水壶你也敢偷？！哈哈哈哈，学姐水壶一般是校外人偷的吧……(话说当年我有同学四年丢了12个水壶！你丢过水壶没？)昨天，这条微博引发网友围观，原因没有别的，就是因为“学姐”的启事写得太霸气了。

News source @ micro group of aides:Senior learn elder sister kettle you also dare to steal?!Ha ha ha ha,Learn elder sister kettle is generally external people steal it……(Words that year, I have four years students lost 12 kettle!You lost kettle didn't?)yesterday,This article micro bo cause net friend onlookers,Reason no other,Is because"Learn elder sister"The notice to write too the dominance.

　　记者在微博配的启事图片中看到，启事的日期为9月21日晚上，标题为“大四学姐的壶你也敢偷”，标题后跟着整整17个感叹号！

Reporter in micro bo worthy of notice in the picture to see,The date of the notice for the evening of sept. 21,Title for"Senior learn elder sister's pot you also dare to steal",After the title with all 17 exclamation mark!

　　这位“大四学姐”在启事中称，自己帮舍友取了个邮包回来，放在看门大叔门口的壶就没了，那么多眼睛盯着竟然也敢偷。并咆哮道：“姐都大四了有木有！！！姐的壶都在那放三年了，连盖都没丢过！！！！”在描述一番水壶的样子特征后，对偷壶者大发雷霆，怒斥偷壶者“脸上长的是灯泡啊！大晚上不插电啊！今天雨都下到你脑子里啦？”又称作为大学生偷大四学姐的壶是“缺那一二十块钱买药吗”，同时下通牒“赶快把壶还回来”，不然就代表全体大四学姐天天诅咒偷壶者“逢考必挂”，还称“你的舍友看到你拿着别人的壶回宿舍，人家会怎样想你，‘你这个小偷、社会败类、人渣’！”最后“学姐”还上纲上线，说大家都在爱国，“你居然在偷学姐的壶”，要“代表中国人民鄙视你”。

the"Senior learn elder sister"In the said in a notice,His help roommates took a parcel post back,On guard at the entrance of the gate of pot uncle didn't,So many eyes stare at unexpectedly also dare to steal.And roared:"Elder sister is a senior wood has!!!The elder sister's pot are there have three years,Even cover didn't lost!!!!"In describing a kettle appearance features,To steal pot is furious,Accosted the stolen pot is"Face long is bulb ah!Big night not in electric ah!Today rain down to your mind!?"Also called as college students learn elder sister stole senior of the pot is"The lack of a decade or two dollars to buy medicine",At the same time next time"Hurry back the pot",Otherwise, on behalf of all the senior learn elder sister every day who curse steal pot"Every exam will hang",Also said"Your roommates see you take someone else's pot back to the dormitory,The somebody else will how to think you,‘You this thief/Society cream-puffs/scum’!"finally"Learn elder sister"Also top key link top line,Said everyone in the patriotic,"You should learn elder sister in stealing the pot",to"On behalf of the Chinese people despise you".

　　对此，很多网友评论这位“学姐”太霸气了！并有不少人称自己在大学期间也丢过壶，却没想到写这么霸气的启事。但也有不少网友认为为了一把壶不至于写得如此严厉，作为学姐要有点素质。

this,A lot of the net friend comment on this"Learn elder sister"The show is too!And there are many say they during the university also lost pot,But unexpectedly write so dominance of the notice.But there are not a few net friend say that in order to a pot of not write so severe,As learn elder sister to a little quality.

学姐太霸气了 Learn elder sister too the dominance

　　@VC梦莹：哈哈哈哈哈，估计小偷看到后吓到自首了吧。

@ VC dream jade-like stone:Ha ha ha ha ha,Estimate the thief after see scared to surrender to it.

　　@默涵_飘渺：话说我四年丢壶坏壶换壶也十几个，怎么没想到写这么霸气的启事啊。

@ vision culvert _ misty:Words I four years lost pot bad pot in pot also dozen,Why didn't I think of write so attitudinal suggestion.

　　@小宇宙的超级梦想：快自首去吧，一般不会判死刑的。最多也就蹲个20年。

@ small universe super dream:Fast surrender to go,Generally not punishable by death.Only squat down 20 years.

　　@口水怪Mrmj：姐，我送十个八个给你，消消气。

@ the mouth Mrmj:Elder sister,I send ten eight give you,Cooled down.

　　@潮州玩家：什么叫霸气侧漏？这大四学姐简直是霸气全外露！

@ chaozhou players:What call ambition side leakage?This senior learn elder sister is simply show all exposed!

　　@gracefulpiggy：不丢一次壶都不好意思说我上过大学，真心不懂那些偷壶的是什么心理呀。@香菇头de头：哈哈，彪悍的人生不需要解释。

Gracefulpiggy @:Don't throw a pot are embarrassed to say I went to college,Really don't understand those who steal pot is what psychology.@ mushroom head DE head:Ha ha,Tough life don't need to explain.

　　钟文静不静：中文系的吧？牛人！牛壶！

ZhongWenJing not static:The department of Chinese language &literature,?Cattle people!Cattle pot!

一个壶至于嘛 A pot as well

　　@khunnie是好宝：这个偷壶的人真悲剧，看到这个估计要脊骨发凉了，学姐太凶悍，哈哈。

@ khunnie is good treasure:The stolen pot man is really a tragedy,See this estimate to spine hair cool,Learn elder sister too tigress,Ha ha.

　　@Anonymous-80：丢一水壶，不必上纲上线吧。

@ Anonymous - 80:Throw a kettle,Don't let top key link top line.

　　@青春的疲劳：素质，素质，为了一个壶，不要毁了大四学姐的名声啊！

@ the youth fatigue:quality,quality,In order to a pot of,Don't ruin senior learn elder sister's reputation ah!

　　@阿娟Q：也许拿错了呢，这一骂都不敢还了，还真就永远丢了！写个寻壶启事效果更好。

O @ Juan Q:Maybe take wrong?,This scold can't also,Return true will never lost!Write a found pot notice effect is better.

　　@幸福的呗呗：学姐……不就是个壶么……咱能低调点不。(记者 崔妮娜)

@ happy bai bai:Learn elder sister……It's just a pot of yao……I can not low point.(Reporter CuiNiNa)