“秒课”，在大学校园里特指大学生蜂拥而至“秒杀”热门课。

"Second class",In college campus especially college students throng"Seconds kill"Popular lesson.

　　又开学了，各大学开设的“潮课”相继走红。河源职业技术学院开设了《三国杀攻略教程》；广东金融学院开设《爱情心理学》，教学生谈恋爱，期末如能“牵手成功”就可拿高分；华南农业大学开设的《森林大型真菌》课，因为“画蘑菇，拿高分”被同学们戏称为“蘑菇课”；广州大学更是开设《生死课》，教你写遗书、立遗嘱……让人眼花缭乱的课程摆在眼前，如何在有限的名额里“秒”得一张“船票”呢？

Also began school,Universities opened"Tide class"Successively rising.Heyuan professional technology institute opened[Triple kill strategy tutorial];Guangdong finance academy[Love psychology],Teach students fall in love,The final if you can"Hand in hand with success"Can get high marks;South China agricultural university opened[Forest large fungi]class,because"Painting mushroom,Score high"Dubbed by students"Mushroom class";Guangzhou university is set up[Lesson of life and death],Teach you write suicide note/Testamentary...Those who make a person dazzling curriculum in sight,How to in limited places"seconds"Have a"tickets"??

　　“同学们都说选课就像“秒杀”一样，靠的就是人品，选不上的是正常人，选上了的是人中极品。”已经读大三的王瑞云开玩笑说：“每学期开学，打开微博、人人网，同学们都在说选课。网上流传着一个帖子，叫《献给选课的孩子》，在网上已经很火了！”

"The classmates all say elective is like"Seconds kill"as,Lean is character,Choose not go to a normal person,Choose the best is people."Have read a junior mechanic d joked:"Each semester,Open micro bo/renren,The students said elective.Online spread a post,call[To elective children],In the online is fire!"

　　本文挖掘到了四个最具代表性的“秒课”故事。

This paper mining to four of the most representative"Second class"The story.

“兴趣式”中标 "Interest type"the

雾里看花 in

　　虽然就读工科专业，大二女生张寐仍心怀“动漫画家”梦想。

Though studying engineering specialty,Big girl zhang mei still have a heart"Throughout home"dream.

　　“梦想没有理由放弃，实现梦想的路径并不是独木桥。”湖北某大学的张寐在学习之余，努力自学绘画，从网上下载了许多金牌教程，并瞄上了学校的选修课《装饰绘画基础》。幸运的是，张寐如愿以偿地“中标”了。

"There is no reason to give up the dream,Realize the dream path and not wooden bridge."Hubei some university zhang mei in learning more than the,Efforts to self-study painting,Downloaded from the Internet a lot of gold MEDALS tutorial,And aiming on the school elective course[Decorative painting foundation].fortunately,Zhang mei achieve what one wishes the ground"the"the.

　　第一次课，张寐异常兴奋，早早地从文理学部“穿越”到信息学部。张寐认真消化老师的每一句话，聚焦老师的每一个动作，期待着老师讲授绘画的“实战”技巧、演示绘画方法，但令她失望的是，从头到尾，老师根本就没拿起过粉笔，更不用谈“绘画”演示了。

The first lesson,Zhang insomnia very excited,From the early unity and coherence in writing"through"To information division.Zhang insomnia seriously digest the teacher's every word,Focusing on the teacher's every move,Looking forward to the teacher teach painting"Actual combat"skills/Demo painting methods,But to her disappointment,From the beginning to the end,The teacher didn't picked up a piece of chalk,Not to speak"painting"demonstrates.

　　张寐的心渐渐凉下来，但她在心里给自己打气：再上几次课看看，老师也许前期侧重传授理论，后期侧重实战。但是，眼看期末就要到了，老师也没拿起过粉笔。张寐悔不当初，“如果之前跟学长们打听一下，就不会浪费这么多时间在一门‘鸡肋’课上了。”

Zhang mei heart gradually cool down,But she in the heart to himself to keep up his courage:Then a few times look at class,The teacher may on the teaching theory,Later emphasis on practical.but,See the final is coming,The teacher also has not picked up a piece of chalk.Zhang mei regret at the beginning,"If with fellow students to inquire about before,Won't wasted so much time in a door‘'t-hurt-you-but-can 't-help-you’Class the."

　　与张寐有同样悲催经历的同学很多。“不能光凭课名就一头扑进去。难道报大学志愿时，凭字面感觉填专业的亏还没吃够吗？”有人戏谑道。

And zhang insomnia have the same sad reminder experience a lot of classmates."Cannot smooth by the class name is a head of robot in.Don't quote university volunteer when,By literal sense fill professional kui haven't had enough?"Someone fooling way.

“拼分式”选课 "Spell fraction"elective

赢在起点 Win in the starting point

　　离开学还有好几天，广州某大学的鄢子衿一大早便出门，赶到离家不远的网吧，为10点开始的选课做准备。

Learn and leave for several days,Guangzhou university's YanZi class and go out early in the morning,Not far from home to the Internet bar,For 10 PM course of preparation.

　　鄢子衿是大三学生，去年大约这个时候，她用家里的电脑选课，却因网速不给力，没能选上“好”课。时隔一年，她吃一堑长一智，为了赢在起点，她毅然选择了配置一流的网吧。她的目标很明确：选上“好”课，即容易过、分数高、老师要求不严的课。

YanZi class is a junior student,About this time last year,She used home computer courses,However because of wire speed not to force,Can't selected"good"class.After a year,She no pain no gain,In order to win in the starting point,She resolutely chose configuration first-class Internet cafe.Her goal is very clear:selected"good"class,Namely easy lead/Score high/The teacher asked the class is lax.

　　鄢子衿做足了准备工作。网上流传着各个版本的选课宝典，为她提供了一手资料。“最容易过的选修课”、“最难过的选修课”、“最无厘头的选修课”、“老师形象最佳的选修课”……五花八门的选修课星级指南，让她心中的“好”课形象清晰可见。

YanZi class prepared.Online spread each version of the elective bible,For she provides a material."The most easy to the elective course"/"The most sad elective course"/"The dodgers elective course"/"The teacher image best elective course"...A wide variety of elective course star guide,Let her heart"good"Class image clearly visible.

　　在大学前两年中，她觉得自己太傻太天真。她按照兴趣选修了许多课，结果却吃力不讨好，从不旷课，最后分数却不尽人意。而反观身边同学，就因为在选课时赢在起点，结果不费吹灰之力就获得高分，在评奖学金时占尽便宜。

In the university two years ago,She feel stupid too naive.She followed her interest took a lot of lessons,But the results a thankless task,Never cut school,The last score is unsatisfactory.And around in students,Because when choosing courses in win in the starting point,The results immediately got high marks,In the evaluation of the scholarship as cheap.

　　这一次，鄢子衿终于如愿选上“好”课。她高高兴兴去上课，到了教室却傻眼了，离正式上课还有2个多小时，可以容纳200多人的教室已被横七竖八的课本占满了。原来，同道中人这么多。

This time,YanZi class finally get elected"good"class.She happily go to class,But to the classroom was dumbfounded,Class from formal and more than two hours,Can accommodate more than 200 people classroom has been in disorder textbooks fill the.The original,A kindred spirit so much.

　　鄢子衿只好站在门口听课，上课铃响后，老师艰难挤进门，来到放满蹭课条子的讲台，虽然声音足够洪亮，但奈何波及范围有限……鄢子衿一推敲，顿悟：该老师除了“舍得给分”，人满为患的现状又为他增加了一个优点不点名。

YanZi class had to stand in the doorway to attend a lecture,The school bell rings,The teacher hard squeeze in the door,To put full ceng class sliver of the platform,Though the sound loud enough,But how the scope affected co., LTD.,...YanZi short of a threshing,insight:The teacher in addition to"Willing to give points",The present situation of the people and he added a advantages not naming names.

　　第一次课后，鄢子衿彻底淡定了：除了考试，她不用再去那个人山人海的大教室了。

The first class,Short of the YanZi completely calm:In addition to test,She do not have to go to the people mountain people sea big classroom.

“名气派”招兵 "Name air"recruiting

都是浮云 Are floating clouds

　　“李老师上课幽默风趣，妙语连珠，还特别有思想，讲人所不敢讲，风格大胆犀利……”站在一旁的胡哥极力鼓动正在选课的郭美。听着胡哥滔滔不绝的赞美之词，郭美心动了，决定让李老师熏陶一下自己这匹潜在“千里马”。

"Miss li class humor humor and wit,Witticism renju,Also has a special thought,Tell people dare not speak,Style bold sharp..."Standing on one side of the station is urging course of guo beauty.Listen to the station blatter compliments,Guo beauty has a crush,Decided to let Mr Li edify yourself this horse potential"Swift horse".

　　名师就是不一样。在湖北某大学一间可容纳几百人的教室，转眼间变成了黑压压的人流聚集地。坐在第二排的郭美本以为自己是幸运儿，可以近距离瞻仰老师的风姿。可是，第一排前的空地上，自带凳子的、蹲着的、席地而坐的……生生地把郭美“屏蔽”了。

Teacher is not the same.A university in hubei a can accommodate hundreds of people classroom,Turn an eye into a dark rendezvous for people.Sitting in the second row GuoMeiBen thinks he is a lucky dog,Can close to behold the charm of the teacher.but,Before the first row on land,Own bench of/squat/People.the...Circle the guo beauty"shielding"the.

　　一堂课下来，郭美很失落，因为她发自内心地想从老师那里汲取营养，填补知识空白。但是，姗姗来迟的“仰慕客”越来越多，郭美眼前晃动着一个个令人眼昏的大脑袋。

Class down,Guo beauty very frustrated,Because she is from the heart to draw nutrition from the teacher there,Fill knowledge blank.but,belated"Admire the guest"More and more,Guo beautiful eyes shaking a an eye faint big head.

　　“我不是来听课的，是冲着名气来的。”“其实这门课有好几位老师讲，但李老师的讲课风格最热辣。”跟郭美一样被“屏蔽”的同桌们，叽叽喳喳道出心声。

"I didn't come to the lecture,Fame is blunt come.""In fact, this course has several teacher speak,But Mr Li lecture the most hot style."Beauty with guo be"shielding"Sit at the same table are,Chirp voice say.

　　郭美仔细想了想自己选课的初衷，又认真翻了翻课本，发现这门课其实对自己的专业很有帮助。她决定转战这门课其他老师的课堂，“跟老师进行眼神的沟通和心灵的对话”。

Guo beauty careful wanted to think my classes of the original intention,And serious leafed through the book,Found this course actually to their professional to have the help very much.She decided to move this course other teacher's classroom,"With teacher to eyes communication and spirit of dialogue".

　　说不定，我真的会成为一匹千里马，郭美想。

maybe,I really would be a swift horse,Guo beauty want to.

“情侣档”出马 "Couple files"Go into action

恋爱最大 Love the biggest

　　大二男生张涛是恋爱大军中的一员。他的根据地在浙江某大学A校区，而女朋友却在B校区，一条长长的马路，让两人相处的时间并不多。于是，选修课堂便成了“小两口”巩固感情的最佳去处。

Zhang tao with two boys love is a member of the army.He's base is in A university zhejiang A campus,And his girlfriend was B campus,A long road,Let two people get along with time is not much.so,Elective class became"Young couple"Consolidate the feelings of the best places.

　　“我们一致决定选同一门课，选课难度系数就变成双倍了。”想起在选课系统开通后便不断刷新页面，以求秒上和女友同一门课的情形，张涛仍分外激动。对张涛来说，上什么课不重要，重要的是跟谁一起上课。在张涛眼中，选修课与恋爱孰重孰轻很分明，“选修课上牢牢把握爱情，加强交流沟通，才可以保持恋爱温度。”

"We all decided to choose the same course,Elective difficulty coefficient becomes the double."Think of the elective system and the opening of the constantly refresh the page,In order to seconds and girlfriend the same course situation,Zhang tao with still especially excited.For to zhang tao with,What class are not important,It is important and who the same class.Zhang tao with eyes in,Elective course and love is earned in light is very clear,"The elective course a firm grasp of love,Strengthen the communication,To keep love temperature."

　　张涛与女友如期一起出现在选修课堂上。他们在靠后的座位上，窃窃私语，你侬我依。一堂课下来，张涛连授课老师长啥样都没看清楚，更别提老师讲了些什么。

Zhang tao with and girlfriend duly appeared in elective course class together.They in the back seat,whispered,You nong I in.Class down,ZhangTaoLian lecture teacher long what kind have never see clear,Not to mention what the teacher had said.

　　课后，张涛才猛然发现，坐在身边的哥们都是带着“亲友团”的同道中人。大伙儿有的打友情牌，有的打老乡牌，当然还有的跟张涛一样，打恋爱牌。

After class,ZhangTaoCai suddenly found,The man sitting beside him with"Friends and relatives"Kindred spirit of.Guys some dozen friendship card,Some villagers play CARDS,And, of course, with zhang tao with the same,Play love card.

　　白天的必修课让人神经紧绷，晚上可以找机会联络感情，张涛与女友都乐在其中，这是他们一天最幸福的时候。每天张涛最期待的课就是晚上的选修课。但他与女友决定，要好好地学习这门能见证他们爱情的选修课。(应采访对象要求，以上人物均为化名)(通讯员 肖珊 熊艳 姚茜 陈虹静）

The day of compulsory course let a person of nerves,At night I can find opportunities to contact feelings,Zhang tao with all enjoy to his girlfriend,This is their day the most happiness.Zhang tao with every day the most looking forward to class is the evening elective course.But he and his girlfriend decided to,Want to learn this door can witness their love elective course.(Should interview request object,Above characters are alias)(Reporter XiaoShan XiongYan YaoQian ChenHongJing)