新闻源@何小乐:《中心学车记》记录了一名大龄青年“不正常人类研究中心”学车路上的点点滴滴，有兴奋、有沮丧、有欢乐、有经验、有调侃，他用腾讯微博记录了整个学车和考试的经过，微博中的语言和动作诙谐幽默，就像是一部微博动作小电影，不过不是爱情的。

News source @ HeXiaoLe:[Center starts to remember]Record a older youth"Don't normal human research center"The way her dribs and drabs,Have excited/Have depressed/Have joy/Have experience/Have fun,He tencent micro bo record the whole body and the exam after,Micro bo of language and action humor,Like a micro bo small action movie,But not love.

　　近日，一组名为《中心学车记》的系列微博网络走红。《中心学车记》讲述了一位名为“不正常人类研究中心”的网友学车的经历。这个系列从“不正常人类研究中心”7月7日第一次学习理论课程开始，到11月5日考完科目三结束，共69条微博，有时记述自己的学车心得，有时吐槽和教练、队友间发生的小故事；有时是诙谐幽默的语言，有时是一张照片……《中心学车记》引发不少网友共鸣，称“太有同感太亲切了”，网友们吐槽的同时还纷纷晒出自己学车时的囧人囧事，更有网友呼吁“再出个第二季”“拍成微电影吧”。

recently,A group called[Center starts to remember]A series of micro bo network popular.[Center starts to remember]Tells the story of a name"Don't normal human research center"The net friend of her experience.This series from"Don't normal human research center"July 7 first learning theory course began,To November 5, take an examination of course three end,Article 69 micro bo,Sometimes doctored learner to write about his experience,Sometimes vomit tank and the manager/Teammate occur between small story;Sometimes a witty humor language,Sometimes a photo...[Center starts to remember]Cause not a few net friend resonance,says"Too feel the same too kind the",Net friends vomit tank at the same time also have the sun drying out yourself while learning the succeeding succeeding people things,More netizens urged"Then a second season""Micro made into a movie".

A理论课睡倒一片 A theory but A piece of sleep

　　在“理论课”篇章中，网友“不正常人类研究中心”吐槽，因为学校要求对号入座，他们“想逃课也逃不了”，虽然人走不了，听课的却没几个，“很多人重新找到上课睡觉的美好感觉”。

in"theory"In chapter,Net friend"Don't normal human research center"Vomit tank,Because the schools are asked to check the number is entered,they"Want to skip classes also can't escape",Although people can't walk,But a few,"A lot of people to find the good feeling to sleep in class".

　　@小E的世界: 曾经我也在这个教室找到了上学睡觉的感觉。

@ small E world: once I also in this classroom found school feeling of sleeping.

　　@奕奕: 姐当时理论课堂堂睡，后来考了90，旁边的哥们说：嘿，你睡觉都能考及格。不好意思，这叫天分。

@ energetic: elder sister was theory course open to sleep,Then took an examination of 90,Next to the elder brothers said:hey,You sleep can pass the exam.embarrassed,This is called talent.

B上车很辛苦白富美也落魄 B get on very hard BaiFu beauty also come down in the world

　　“上车”篇是网友“不正常人类研究中心”配图最多的一个系列，照片中有晒自己“打了一早上方向盘，手都起泡了”的辛苦、有调侃美女队友坐马路边休息“白富美学车时也屌丝”、有吐槽教练骂人凶“怎么这么笨啊老是记不住啊手往哪放啊，自尊心受打击还不得不听”。其中吐槽被教练训斥这条微博引发众多网友共鸣，转发评论超过400多人。

"Get on"Article is net friend"Don't normal human research center"Pictures of the most a series,Photo sun themselves"Played a steering wheel in the morning,Hand all the bubbles"Of hard/Have fun beauty teammate sit kerbside rest"BaiFu aesthetic car also prick silk"/Have vomit tank coach call names fierce"How so stupid always remember ah hand where put,Self-esteem overwhelm have to listen to".The spit tank was coach scolded a micro bo caused many users to resonance,Forward comment on more than 400 people.

　　@瑶柱活到老学到老: 学车是一次修行，不得不忍啊。

@ conpoy never too old to learn: body is a practice,Shall not spare ah.

　　@Agnes: 学车的同学都是坐马路牙子的命！

@ Agnes: starts the classmate all is by the road opposite sides-to hold life!

　　@医生王传航:以前四五个学员同一辆车、一个教练，很好玩，师哥师妹、起步停车、卡带一放、回味无穷。

@ the doctor WangChuanHang: four or five students before the same car/A coach,fun,Senior fellow apprentice talents/Start parking/Cassete a put/Aftertaste endless.

　　@卡卡: 10年我学车，教练就打人，一队9个人全挨过，（女的打放在方向盘上的右手手背，男的逮哪打哪）。

@ kaka: 10 years I starts,Coach will hit,A team of nine people all suffer through,(Women play on the right hand of the back on the steering wheel,Man which get where).

C学车中的正能量 C in her positive energy

　　@小小小声笑：我学车的时候，大家都互相帮助扶起倒桩时被碰倒的标杆，很有爱！

@ little smile quietly:When my body,Everyone help each other up pour pile was knocked over by a pole,Love is!

　　@啊哈哈哈：学车时我们的队友都互敬互爱，大家轮流请客吃饭，我们还有自己的QQ群，学完车都成为了好朋友。

@ ahahaha:While learning our teammates respect and love,We take turns to pay to have a meal,We still have their own QQ group,Learned car has become a good friend.

　　@wenshine：朋友是我学车最大收获，这么多年了一直到现在都还联系！

Wenshine @:Friends is my biggest harvest starts,So many years until now have contact!

D学车也有“潜规则”？ D body also has"Latent rules"?

　　微博中还提到了比较敏感的教练收礼话题。为了和教练套近乎，网友“不正常人类研究中心”没少下工夫，主动泡茶、帮教练擦车……不过教练并没有主动向学员索要任何东西。对此，有网友称自己学车时“烟、请客必不可少”；也有网友表示“教练明确说不收任何东西”。

Micro bo also mentioned the comparison sensitive coach the topic.In order to and the manager is covered,Net friend"Don't normal human research center"No less concentrate one's efforts,Active make tea/Help the coach it will take...But the coach did not take the initiative to students ask for anything.this,Have net friend say they while learning"smoke/Treat essential";Have net friend say"The coach said clearly don't accept anything".

　　@罗志V: 我们教练明确对我们说了，不收学员任何东西，好好练车学车。

@ LuoZhi V: we clear the coach said to us,Don't accept students anything,A good practice her car.

　　@林哥仔: 看人吧，我之前的教练挺好，我们那一车人从没被他骂过，礼也不收。

@ LinGe son: look it,My previous coach is good,One of the car who never had he scold,Rite also don't accept.

　　@颜氓: 我们这还得请教练吃饭，给教练送烟呢。记者董雪整理报道

@ yan for self-protection, that we have to ask the coach to eat,To coach? Send smoke.Reporter DongXue finishing reports