大家群晒童年作文中不靠谱桥段 Everybody group composition sun childhood without spectrum bridge

满山成熟的马铃薯，挂在枝头随风摇动 Full mountain mature potato,Hanging in the branches with the wind shaking

　　新闻源@微博新鲜事：请看一篇小学生的神逻辑作文。文章严肃探讨了考试临近时自己的备考状态，深入剖析了学习不努力的严重后果。从自己不好好学习开始到全人类灭亡，“蝴蝶效应”神逻辑让人捧腹。

News source @ micro bo's new:Look at an elementary student's god logic composition.This paper probes into the serious test approached his note state,A deep insight into the serious consequences of don't study hard.From your own not good study to the destruction of mankind,"The butterfly effect"God logic let a person belly.

　　近日，一篇据说出自小学生之手的作文在网上走红。作文中描写了如果自己不好好学习而产生的一系列后果，文中写到“读不好书就不能毕业，不能毕业就找不到工作，找不到工作就赚不了钱，赚不了钱就没钱纳税……”中间数十个关联词环环相扣，最后竟演变成“地球水位上升，全人类被淹死”。不少网友欢乐吐槽“小小年纪就领悟了蝴蝶效应，前途不可限量”，但也有网友质疑这是炒作。

recently,A it is said that from the hand of primary school students in the composition of the popular online.Describes the composition if you don't study hard and produce a series of consequences,This paper wrote"Reading good books can't graduate,Do not graduate to can not find a job,Find a job earned a lot of money,Don't make money is not money tax..."Intermediate dozens of correlative all linked with one another,Finally have evolved into"The earth's water level rise,Mankind be drowned".Not a few net friend joy vomit tank"A young man who has understood the butterfly effect,Is destined for greatness",But also netizens question this is hype.

　　虽然这篇作文到底是不是小学生所写不得而知，却难挡网友们的怀旧热潮，大家纷纷网晒童年作文中那些不靠谱的桥段。

Although the composition is what is written unknown primary school students,But difficult to stop the netizens nostalgic boom,You are the sun and childhood composition without spectrum of bridge.

　　@梦也不分明：记得我初中同桌在作文中对我的描写，他用×××代替我的名字：×××同学是班长，也是我的同桌。她总是用慈爱的眼神看着我，提醒我该好好学习……想当年我一个天真烂漫的小女孩，竟被冠以“慈爱”的名义，可见我的“母性”光辉早已照耀大地……

@ dream also not clear:Remember my junior high school sit at the same table in the composition of my description,He * * * instead of my name:XXX classmates is the monitor,Is my sit at the same table.She is always with loving eyes looked at me,Remind me of the good good study...Think that year I a childlike little girl,Have been dubbed the"love"In the name of the,Visible my"maternal"Light had shine...

　　@玉挽：我初中时有两位男同学，一位作文中炯炯有神地写了句“我眼泪一红，眼圈儿就掉了下来”；一位在作文结尾添上一笔总结“本作文纯属虚构，如有雷同，实属巧合”。

@ jade in:My junior high school has two male classmate,A composition to write a sentence sparkle"My tears a red,YanJuanEr fell down";A composition in the end put on a summary"This composition is purely fictitious,If you have the same,Is coincidence".

　　@儿虎：记得小时候写作文《我和老师》，“老师经常不辞辛苦的来给我补课，我家门前有个大坑，每次老师来都会摔得遍体鳞伤……”

@ son tiger:Remember to write the composition as a child[My teacher and I],"The teacher often went to the trouble to make up a missed lesson to me,In front of my house there is a big hole,Each teacher to will fall to black and blue..."

　　@宏生电动餐桌官方微博：记得当年我写作文说自己病了，老师冒着倾盆大雨来看我，背着我去上学，路上还摔了一跤……现在想想哪个老师会笨到冒大风大雨背你去上学啊，不病上加病淋出个肺炎来才怪。

@ macro born electric table official micro bo:Remember when I writing said she was sick,The teacher in pouring rain came to see me,I go to school carrying,The road is a fall...Now think of what the teacher will be stupid to take strong winds and rains back you to school ah,Don't disease upon disease leaching a pneumonia to just strange.

　　@贰琛 _Catherine：几年前在和老婆谈恋爱的时候，无意间在她的小学日记里发现了这么一段炯炯有神的文字：“今天是星期天，我正在家里聚精会神地写作业，突然听到一阵激烈的狗叫，出门一看原来是老姨和老姨父”。

@ Chen _Catherine.:A few years ago when fall in love with his wife,By accident in her primary school diary found such a fire-eyed text:"Today is Sunday,I'm home homework attentively,Suddenly heard a fierce dog barks,Go out a look was laoyi and old uncle".

　　@紫夜灵狐：小时候老师留了作文《家乡的夜景》，我本着“真情实感”的原则，顶着北风让爷爷带我去街上看看，结果由于停电一片漆黑。于是我的作文是这样的：“今天，我让爷爷带我去看家乡的夜景，结果停电了，家乡的夜景一片漆黑。”

@ purple night ling fox:When I was a child the teacher left a composition[Home at night],I in"True feelings"principle,Against the north wind let grandpa took me to see the streets,Results because of the blackout utter darkness.So I composition is such:"today,I let grandpa took me to see home at night,Results the power went out,Home the night view of utter darkness."

　　@綄镁_瞳話：我小学六年级有次写作文，说奶奶过生日，我爸在家门口放了一门大炮，十分热闹。结果老师说你家是过生日还是打仗啊。

@ 綄 magnesium _ hitomi words:My elementary school sixth grade a time to write a composition,Said grandma's birthday,My dad at home to put a gun,Very busy.Results the teacher said your home is a birthday or of a battle.

　　@开朗的大智：我堂弟的日记：早上，我高高兴兴的走在上学的路上，突然，一坨好大的牛屎拦在了我面前，我大吃了一惊，然后高高兴兴的上学去了。

@ bright big wisdom:My cousin's diary:morning,I happily on their way to school,suddenly,One tuo good big bull shit block in front of me,I was taken aback,And then happily went to school.

　　@李爽Jackie：小学作文：看到老奶奶过马路，我脖子上的红领巾不禁阵阵发紧；看到抱孩子的阿姨上车，脖子上的红领巾一阵紧勒；看到叔叔的钱包掉了，红领巾勒了起来，似乎在提醒着我什么。

@ li3 shuang3 Jackie:Elementary school composition:See the old lady across the road,The back of my neck red scarf can't help the tightening;See embrace the child's aunt get on the car,Neck red scarf a tight le;See uncle's purse away,Red scarf le up,Seem to remind me.

　　@筱清新筱凯：俺记得俺班一男生的作文，当时小学二年级，“这个周末我去了乡下外婆家，满山都是成熟了的马铃薯，挂在枝头随风摇动”。

@ xiao yu and pure and fresh xiao yu kay:I remember my class a boy composition,When elementary school second grade,"This weekend I went to the countryside my grandma's,Full mountain are mature potatoes,Hanging in the branches with the wind shaking".

　　@筱清新筱凯：小学时候老师要求用“跳”字造句，我一个同学写的：星期天，我跟爸爸去跳海。后来被老师当场批很久很久。

@ xiao yu and pure and fresh xiao yu kay:Primary school teacher asked use"jump"word,One of my classmate to write:Sunday,I told dad to jump into the sea.Later on the spot by the teacher of a long time.

　　@一土火火_：有一次全班同学的作文几乎都用了一句话开头“又是一个金秋，金灿灿的麦穗在麦地里，农民伯伯挥着汗水收着麦子”结果全班集体挨批老师说“你们在哪儿看到秋天收麦子啦，咱这边麦子都是夏天收”。

@ a soil fire fire _:Once the whole class composition with a words almost all begin"It is a golden autumn,The golden grain in the wheat,The farmer uncle waving sweat sorption of wheat"Results the class collective be criticized the teacher said"Where do you see the autumn grain,I side of wheat are summer collect".

　　@沁沁妮：想起我小学时，老师念了一个同学的作文 《我的爸爸》：我的爸爸回来了，我的爸爸吃饭了，我的爸爸吃完饭了，我的爸爸吃完饭冲凉了，我的爸爸睡觉啦！后边内容省略，想都能想到啦，当时逗乐了全班同学。

@ wage-earners wage-earners her:Think of my elementary school,The teacher did a classmate composition [My father]:My father came back,My father for dinner,My father to eat the meal,My father to eat the meal have a shower,My dad's bed!Content omitted behind,Want to can think of it,At that time the amused the whole class.

　　@啸里藏叨：记得我们班的同学高中写过一篇作文，其中有一句：“我高兴地屁股都开了花。”当时我还特不解地问：“屁股开花是什么感觉？”

@ sooo thanks to hidden in:Remember our classmates high school wrote a composition,There are a:"I'm glad to buttocks all opened flower."At that time, I still don't understand ground to ask:"Bottom flowering is what felling?"

　　@景憬而以：记得我表弟的造句“疼爱”一词：因为我是夏家的种，所以爷爷奶奶很疼爱我。

@ Jing scene in:Remember my cousin's construction"love"A word:Because I am a summer home of species,So grandpa's grandmother loved me.

　　@我的幸运是你_yao：还记得以前小学写《我的妈妈》我写了一句“我的妈妈很喜欢交朋友，中国有一半的人都认识她”，我妈看了也笑喷了，说“我又不是通缉犯哪里有这么多人认识我”。(记者 张舒)

@ my lucky is your _yao:Still remember the past, elementary school to write[My mother]I wrote a"My mother is like making friends,China has half of the people know her",My mother saw also smiled the spray,said"I'm not wanted where there are so many people know me".(Reporter zhang)