2012光棍节,奇葩大学生创意欢度"大光棍节" 2012 single day,Geeks college students' creative celebrating"Big single day"

　

卷首语： JuanShou language:冯巩曾说过“不拉车你不知拉车的苦”，不当光棍不知道光棍的愁。二十年载，未曾尝情，至今单身，光棍年年过，唯独此时最难过，愁也罢，忧也罢，或无谓，无论何者，劝君抛烦恼，狄仁杰、元芳大人为您谋划创意节日，而共庆之。

冯巩曾 said"Don't buggy you never know the suffering of buggy",Improper bachelor don't know bachelor of sorrow.Twenty years,Not taste of feeling,Has single,Bachelor from year to year after,But the most sad at this time,Sorrow or,Sorrow or,Or meaningless,No matter what,Advised jun cast trouble,DiRenJie/Yuan fang adults for your creative holiday plan,And a total of.

　　

光棍节，大学生创意玩法，元芳，你怎么看? Single day,College students' creative play,Yuan fang,What do you think of?

　　

送安全套 Send condoms

　　狄仁杰：光棍节当天晚上，全球人口数量又要大增，元芳，怎么看?

DiRenJie:Single day that night,The global population and to soar,Yuan fang,How to see?

　　元　芳：此事必有蹊跷。

Yuan fang:It must be a catch in it.

　　狄仁杰：说来听听。

DiRenJie:Say to listen to.

　　元芳：光棍节之际给学校每个学生快递一盒安全套，安全、实惠、省事、省心。

Yuan fang:Single day of school each student to express a box of condoms,safety/benefits/Save trouble/Save worry.

　　

求凤姐包养 David hawkes for keeping

　　狄仁杰。7号楼504宿舍的屌丝李同学这几日郁郁寡欢，元芳，你怎么看?

DiRenJie.7 floor 504 dormitory prick silk LiTongXue this days sullen,Yuan fang,What do you think of?

　　元芳：以大人之见，此事必有蹊跷?

Yuan fang:To see the adult,It must be a catch in it?

　　狄仁杰：光棍节将近，莫非寂寞惹的祸?

DiRenJie:Single day nearly,Murphy lonely to blame?

　　元　芳：凤姐不是一直单身么?可以求凤姐包养啊?

Yuan fang:David hawkes is not always single yao?Ask: have David hawkes?

　　

情侣体验 Sweethearts experience

　　狄仁杰：以我多年的办案经验，大学生分手的概率高达八成，严重影响校园不稳，元芳你怎么看?

DiRenJie:In my many years of experience in handling cases,The probability of college students break up as much as eighty percent,The serious influence the campus instability,Yuan fang what do you think?

　　元　芳：此事蹊跷之处在于，爱情缺乏“契约”。光棍节来临之际，组织场"七天校园情侣"活动，大学生扮演七天的校园情侣，进行情侣体验，等活动结束后，各自会重新回归到本来角色。

Yuan fang:The matter in a catch in it,The lack of love"contract".Single day approaching,Organization field"Seven days campus lovers"activities,College students play seven days of campus lovers,For couples experience,After completion of the activity, etc,Will return to their original role.

　　

拆散情侣 Unpick lovers

　　狄仁杰：看到别的女孩子成双成对，一些女孩子心里很不平衡，元芳你怎么看?

DiRenJie:See other girls in pairs,Some girls heart is not balanced,Yuan fang what do you think?

　　元　芳：该怎么办就怎么办?这没什么蹊跷?

Yuan fang:The what to do?It's not strange?

　　狄仁杰：......

DiRenJie:...

　　元芳：看到大街上一对对情侣，直接上去扇别人男友的耳光。

Yuan fang:See street pair of lovers,Direct up fan others boyfriend's a slap in the face.

　　

私奔 elope

　　狄仁杰觉得自己为大学生的大学生提供了这么多的节日创意，心情甚欢，不过一丝悲凉涌上心头：元芳啊，这光棍节你怎么看?

DiRenJie feel for college students of college students provides so many festivals originality,Mood very huan,But a sad and dreary into my mind:Yuan fang ah,This single day what do you think?

　　元芳：禀大人，这光棍节必有蹊跷。哼，不过也罢。

Yuan fang:Most adults,This single day must be a catch in it.hum,But let it be.

　　狄仁杰：好啦，不要傲娇了，你的寂寞是会呼吸的痛，我又何尝不是呢。要不咱俩凑合成一对一起脱光算了。(店外马车经过)。

DiRenJie:well,Don't the proud charming,Your loneliness is will breathe a pain,I might it not?.Otherwise we piece into a pair off well together.(Shop after the carriage).

　　元芳：咦，马车来了。

Yuan fang:yi,Carriage to the.

　　狄仁杰：走，私奔。哈哈。

DiRenJie:go,elope.Ha ha.

　　

大学生光棍节，我们一起玩穿越吧。 College students' single day,We play together through it.

　　单身不是你的错，但是敢于忍受寂寞就是你的错了。有时候人在不经意会收到橄榄枝，此时光棍的你何不乘此潇洒一把。但是缘分、命运等因素都充满着变数，你的选择决定你的幸福、未来或厄运，八位角色美女各有千秋，你有没有这个勇气赴约?选择就是一种另一种人生。

Single isn't you of wrong,But dare to stand alone is you of wrong.Sometimes people in casual will receive the olive branch,The bachelor's why don't you take this natural and unrestrained a.But fate/Factors such as fate is full of variables,You are what you choose to happiness/The future or bad luck,Eight role beauty each has his strong point,Do you have the courage to keep the appointment?Choice is a kind of another kind of life.