原标题 [南大期末考试题：写出老师的名字] The original title [south the final examination:Write the name of the teacher,

　　“请写出老师的名字。”南京大学中文系张建勤老师在期末考卷出了这样一题。张健勤、张建勋、张勤建，有的干脆写上了“张老师”，学生的答案五花八门，让张老师直言“伤不起”。高校期末考试已陆续结束，扬子晚报记者昨天在采访中了解到，部分高校的期末“神题”也是“奇葩朵朵”，让人眼花缭乱。

"Please write the name of the teacher."Nanjing university ZhangJianQin Chinese teacher in the term papers out of such a problem.ZhangJianQin/ZhangJianXun/ZhangQinJian,Some simply written"Teacher zhang",Students' answers ranged,Let a teacher the truth"Injury can not afford to".The final test has been over,Yangzi evening news reporters yesterday in the interview to understand,The final part"God question"is"Geeks were blossoming",Let a person dazzling.

　　大学生记者 周炎炎 曹恩惠 吕新阳 吴晨圆 扬子晚报记者 蔡蕴琦 张琳

College students ZhouYanYan reporter CaoEnHui LvXinYang WuChen round yangzi evening news reporter CaiYunQi zhang Lin

　　神题一：写出老师名字 God is a problem:Write teacher name

　　张健勤？建勋？有人搞不清 ZhangJianQin?Sunghun built?People do not clear

　　在南京大学今年期末考中，部分试卷出现了这样一栏：“老师的名字是？”上过大学的都知道，许多学生一个学期下来根本没有和老师有过交流。于是在填写老师名字的时候出现了许多搞笑之处。比如南京大学中文系张建勤老师，他讲课风趣幽默，本人也十分有趣活泼，因此他的每节课人基本会爆满。可是即便是这样的情况，在阅卷时张老师仍然遭遇到了尴尬之处。“在阅卷时看到教师名字一栏，我当时就震惊了。伤不起啊，大家开始帮我起名儿了，有张健勤、张建勋，还有张勤建。还有不少人在教师名字上干脆直接写张老师,当然大部分是外系的同学。”张建勤老师把这一段感触发布在人人网上，不少同学在张老师的状态下留言，戏称要给那些写错名字的人扣分。

In nanjing university this year yuen-feng final,Part of the papers in this field:"The teacher's name is?"Go to the university's all know,Many students a semester down no and the teacher had communication.Then fill in the names of the teacher appeared many funny place.Such as nanjing university ZhangJianQin Chinese teacher,His lecture the humor and wit humor,I am also very interesting and lively,So his each class people basic will be full.But even if this is the case,When in reading teacher zhang still encounters awkward places."In reading when teachers see a column name,I was shocked.Injury not ah,Everyone began to help me the name,Have ZhangJianQin/ZhangJianXun,And ZhangQinJian.There are many people in the teachers' name simply write directly teacher zhang,Of course most of the system of the students."This ZhangJianQin teacher a feeling on the everyone online,Many students in teacher zhang condition message,Calls to give those who write the wrong name penalty points.

　　记者注意到，有不服气的学生与张老师来了一场“辩论”。比如王同学就在人人网留言“不客气”地说：“科举也不用写老师名字吧？老师您刁难我们吗？”张老师回复：“科举考试只见考官出的题目，考官又不给上课。大学课程考试中，老师都教了一个学期了。知道老师名字当然不是什么重要的事情，知道了总比不知道好。”

Reporter noticed,Have not convinced of the students and a teacher to a field"debate".Such as WangTongXue in renren message"You're welcome"To say:"The imperial also need not write the teacher's name?The teacher you spite us?"Teacher zhang reply:"The imperial examination see the topic,The examiner and do not give class.University course exam,Teachers teach a term.Know the teacher name of course not what important thing,Know than not excellent."

　　神题二：骑着草泥马抢包是“抢夺罪”？ God question 2:Riding on the grass mud horse grab bag is"Robbery crime"?

　　“草泥马”在这里从网络热词变为陷阱 "Grass mud horse"Here from network hot words into a trap

　　严肃的法律与憨憨的草泥马联系到一起，会有怎样的效果呢？南京大学刑法学期末考试有一道选择题，“请你选出下列哪个选项是错误的？”其中出现了一个选项：“甲骑着草泥马抢夺乙的提包。因为草泥马可以咬死人，故属于凶器。甲的行为应认定为携带凶器抢夺，属于情节特别严重的抢夺罪。”这个说法是对是错呢？注意哦，这里草泥马可是个陷阱，“当时一下被草泥马吸引过去了。”一名考生觉得不可思议：“草泥马属于凶器”。在大家的印象中，草泥马是一种网络上盛传的温和又喜感的动物，被骑着去抢劫已经是啼笑皆非，而成为“凶器”更是荒诞，令人捧腹。如果老是想着草泥马，这道题肯定要打错了。出题者、南京大学法学院黄旭巍老师揭晓答案，“这个选项应判断为错误，因为根据我国刑法，并没有‘抢夺罪’一说，而应当为‘抢劫罪’。”法学给人一种刻板的印象，但其实法学本身不是刻板严肃的，很多案例很鲜活，很有趣的。

Serious law and HanHanDe grass mud horse contact together,There will be what kind of effect?Nanjing university science of criminal law the final exam have a choice,"Please choose which one of the following options is wrong?"Which has appeared in an option:"A riding on the grass mud horse rob b bag.Because the grass mud horse to bite dead,It belongs to the weapon.A behavior shall be determined as the crime with lethal weapons,Belong to if the circumstances are especially serious robbery crime."The saying is right or wrong??Pay attention to oh,Here grass mud horse is a trap,"At that time it was grass mud horse attract the past."A candidates feel incredible:"Grass mud horse belong to the weapon".In the impression of you,Grass mud horse is a kind of network rife gentle and happy feeling of animals,Be riding to robbery is Thursday,And become a"weapon"Is absurd,A belly.If always thinking about grass mud horse,This problem must be wrong.paper-constituting/Nanjing university law school HuangXuWei the teacher announced the answer,"This option should be judged as error,Because according to China's criminal law,And no‘Robbery crime’said,And shall provide‘robbery’."Law gives a person a kind of stereotyped impression,But actually law itself is not rigid serious,A lot of cases is very fresh,Very interesting.

　　匡亚明学院应用文科强化班法学专业的周玥同学惊叹于出题老师的幽默感，“其实‘草泥马’在题目中的功能完全可以由‘凶猛的狼狗’这样的‘凶器’替代，但老师很新潮很萌，所以有意这样设置题目主语，考试的时候眼前一亮，审题也不会太疲劳。”

KuangYaMing liberal arts college application training law professional ZhouYue students amazed at on the teacher's sense of humor,"In fact‘Grass mud horse’In the function of the topic can completely‘Fierce Wolf dog’this‘weapon’alternative,But the teacher is very trendy very sprout,So to set up this topic subject,A test shine at the moment,Examines the topic nor too fatigue."

　　神题三：请回答老师为啥出这道题？ God question three:Please answer the teacher why out the problem?

　　有同学吐槽：神啊，让我变蛔虫吧 Have a classmate who spit tank:god,Let me change it ascaris lumbricoides

　　南京航空航天大学“国防科技工业概论”的期末考题中有这样一道题目“从股市行情分析军工行业发展状况”和“请谈谈老师为何要出此题”。“直接被第二问震住了？为什么？笔杆子快咬破了，不知道怎么答。”一名考生说。考试结束后，网络上有不少考生的吐槽让人啼笑皆非。“谁能告诉我究竟是为什么？”“老师的心思猜也猜不透！”“神啊，让我变成蛔虫吧。”不过也有同学认为这种题目很有新意，“至少是不用死记硬背的题目啊。”有同学开玩笑说：“老师真有趣，懂的东西真多。”

Nanjing university of aeronautics and astronautics"Introduction to defense science, technology and industry"Final examination questions in such a topic"From the stock market quotation analysis military industry development"and"Please talk about the teacher why out this problem"."Directly by the second asked the earthquake live?why?Pen holder quick bite is broken,Don't know how to answer."A candidates said.After the test,The network has many candidates to vomit slot how ironic."Who can tell me why?""The teacher's mind guess also guessing!""god,Let me become ascaris lumbricoides it."But there are also students think this topic is very new,"At least not by rote topic ah."Some students joked:"The teacher really interesting,Know so many things."

　　出题老师，解放军理工大学的李冀湘大校认为，把股市行情与军工行业联系起来可以让学生在学习到国防知识的同时又能自主地了解和学习到有关股市金融的知识，也能培养学生自主学习的意识和能力。

On teacher,The PLA university of science and technology LiJiXiang senior colonel think,The stock market and military industry can be linked to let the students in learning to national defence knowledge at the same time and can independently understand and learn about the stock market financial knowledge,Can cultivate students' autonomous learning consciousness and ability.

　　期末考试“神题连连看”

The final exam"God see repeatedly problem"

　　又到了期末考试的时候，参加完考试的网友们纷纷吐槽那些神一般的考题：“阴险”到检举翘课最多的三名同学，牛叉到问授课老师是谁，雷人到“屌丝”夫妇生高富帅的概率怎么计算，无语到数学压轴题竟然是作文……

And in the final time,Attended the exam net friends have vomit slot those god general questions:"sinister"To report to skip class most of the three students,Cow fork to ask who is the instructor,Shocking to"Prick silk"Couples GaoFu handsome probability how to calculate,Say to the math problem is actually against the composition……

　　最“阴险” The most"sinister"

　　检举翘课最多的3名同学 Report to skip class most of the three students

　　山东大学某院期末考试最后一道题走红网络：选出你认为上课最积极的3位同学和翘课最多的3名同学。出题者山大管理学院副教授王怀明说，自己出这道题的目的绝不是让同学相互检举，这是人力资源专业题，是考核“360度绩效管理”中的“同事相互评价”。

A hospital of shandong university final exam last question popular network:Do you think the most positive elected class 3 students skip class and most 3 students.Shandong college of management WangHuai paper-constituting testified, associate professor,Their own to the purpose of this problem is not let students report each other,This is the human resources professional problem,Assessment is"360 degrees of performance management"of"Colleague mutual evaluation".

　　最牛叉： Most cow fork:

　　期末考试“苍老师”成选项 The final exam"Old teacher"Into options

　　“我们的逻辑老师是（）A金老师 B苍老师 C赵老师 D施老师”，这个据传是暨大今年逻辑学期末考题，被称为“史上最牛期末考试选择题”。在该道选择题每个选项之下，依次是朝鲜第三代领导人金正恩、日本AV女优苍井空、香港明星赵雅芝和该校逻辑学教师施老师。

"Our teacher is logical()A gold teacher B old t C zhao teacher D was the teacher",This is allegedly JiDa logic final exam this year,called"Most in the history of the final exam choice".In this way choice under each option,North Korea is the third generation of leaders in JinZhengEn/Japanese AV before sora aoi/Hong Kong star gigi and the application logic teacher teacher.

　　最无语：

To say the most:

　　数学压轴题考“语文写作”

Mathematics against the test questions"Chinese writing"

　　近日，一份“福州市第四中学高二年段期末考数学卷压轴题”在网络上热传。该题要求讲述高中数学和你的故事！这道试题上传后在网络上引起轰动。数学考成语文写作，网友们表示“无语”。

recently,a"Fuzhou fourth middle school GaoErNian section of the final volume against the math problem"On the network heat transfer.The request that high school math and your story!This exam question after upload on the Internet caused a sensation.Math exam into Chinese writing,Net friends said"speechless".

　　最新潮： The latest:

　　对着莫言头像猜猜“他是谁” The head of mo yan guess"Who is he"

　　这是南京市小学5年级期末考试题。材料是作家莫言的半身照，要求看图说话。雷倒网友的三个答案分别是：他是周立波，他能说会道，并且十分幽默，深受人民的喜爱；他是赵本山，我对您的技艺十分惊叹。可是我觉得您在蛇年春晚排练退出了，让我十分惋惜；这个人好像是很骄傲，因为他斜着眼睛看人的，好像看不起别人。我们不能这样，不然会失败的。

This is nanjing primary school grade 5 final examination.Material is the writer, mo yan's half as,Pictures speak for.Lay down the net friend three answers are respectively:He is zhou libo,He has the gift of the gab,And very humorous,By the people's favorite;He is zhao4 ben3 shan,I to your skill is amazing.But I think you in the year of snake out of the spring to rehearse late,Let me very regret;The man seems to be very proud,Because he inclined the eyes when looking,Like look down on others.We can't,Or you will fail.

　　最雷人： The most shocking:

　　“屌丝”夫妇生“高富帅”概率有多大 "Prick silk"couples"GaoFu handsome"Probability have how old

　　屌丝夫妇生高富帅的概率？你能算出来吗？近日，一张重庆八中一道模拟题的截图在微博上讨论得十分火热。题目实际上涉及高二下学期的生物遗传概率算法。以屌丝基因作为题设载体，然后给出相关条件，让学生计算“屌丝”夫妇生高富帅儿子的概率，以及其孙子辈是高富帅的概率。本报综合

Prick silk couples GaoFu handsome probability?Can you work out?recently,A chongqing BaZhong a simulation problem screenshots in micro bo discussion on very hot.Topics involved in the second semester of high biological genetic probability algorithm.To prick silk gene as a carrier problem,Then give relevant conditions,Let the students calculation"Prick silk"Couples GaoFu handsome son's probability,And its output is GaoFu handsome probability.Our comprehensive