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盘点最坑爹暑假作业 难倒儿子更难倒爹(组图)--亲稳舆论引导监测室
2012-09-05
又到一年开学时,同学们的暑假作业都做完了么?每个快乐的暑假里,总有那么一些暑假作业让人不快乐。抄课文、观后感、办手抄报或是各种稀奇古怪的疑难题……有些作业实在对学习没什么帮助,实属“没营养”,还有些作业题目千奇百怪,答案十分“雷人”,孩子们不会做也不想做,家长们搞不定也很无语。这个暑假,大家一起来吐槽那些“最坑爹的暑假作业”吧。
And to a year at the beginning,The students' summer homework finished it?Each happy during the summer vacation,There is always some summer homework make people unhappy.Copy the text/About it/Do hand out the newspaper or all kinds of strange difficult problem……Some homework to learn nothing really help,is"No nutrition",Still have some homework questions all sorts of strange things,The answer is very"shocking",The children won't do also don't want to do,Parents make uncertain is speechless.This summer,Everyone together to vomit tank those"The most pit dad summer vacation assignment"it.
微博 @冰霜之梦:检查女儿的暑假作业,怎么现在的语文会出这样的题目(上图左)……读读下面的句子,看小林是“哭”了,还是“没哭”,把正确的答案填在括号里。1.小林差点哭了。2.小林差点没哭。3.谁说小林哭了? 4.谁说小林没哭?5.没有人说小林哭。6。没有人说小林没哭。
Micro bo @ frost's dream:Check the daughter's summer homework assignments,How is language will be of such a topic(Above left)……Read the following sentences,See xiao Lin is"cry"the,or"Don't cry",The correct answer fill in parentheses.1. Kobayashi almost cried.2. Kobayashi almost didn't cry.3. Who says Lin cry? 4. Who says Lin didn't cry?5. Nobody said that xiao Lin cry.6.No one said that xiao Lin didn't cry.
记者微评(林慧婕):不管小林哭没哭,看完这题目我差点哭了,相信做这题的小朋友及其家长也要哭了。
Reporter micro evaluation(LinHuiJie):No matter xiaolin didn't cry cry,Look this topic I almost cry,Believe this problem children and their parents also want to cry.
微博 @刘思琦爱小四:抄单词做习题都是小CASE啦,我做过的最麻烦的高中地理暑假作业,画24张地图,标上气候,标上地形,标一大堆……
Micro bo @ LiuSiQi love small four:Copy the words do exercises are small's CASE,I did the most trouble of high school geography summer homework assignments,Painting 24 map,Mark on climate,Mark on terrain,Mark a lot of……
记者微访(林慧婕):博主刘思琦是一名高中生,这个暑假的地理作业让她很头疼。老师为了让同学们记清楚各个不同地域的地理特征,布置了手绘地图,并标上各种地理数据的作业。刘思琦感叹:“地图很难画,对照书上的图形,按比例放大,画了擦,擦了画,有些地方白纸都要擦破了。”
Reporter micro visit(LinHuiJie):Bo main LiuSiQi is a senior high school student,This summer vacation geography homework let her very headache.Teachers in order to let the students to remember clearly different regional geographic features,Decorate the hand-painted map,And mark on all sorts of geographical data operation.LiuSiQi exclamation:"Map it is difficult to draw,Control the graphics,Scaling up,Painting brush,Wipe the picture,Some places have to rub the white paper."
最让人纠结的暑假作业 The most let a person swirly summer homework assignments 风景美代表数字几? Scenery represent Numbers a few?微博 @林鍶强:小学二年级的暑假作业(上图右),我弟弟算了半个小时才算出答案。
Micro bo @ forest strontium strong:Elementary school second grade the summer homework assignments(Above right),My brother forget it half an hour to work out the answer.
记者微评(林慧婕):数字题却要用字词来算,这到底是语文作业还是数学作业啊?!
Reporter micro evaluation(LinHuiJie):Digital problem but want to use words to calculate,What is Chinese homework or math homework?!
微博 @每天:表弟四年级科学暑假作业中令我非常无语的一题:“如果一只蚊子正在你的胳膊上,你第一反应是干什么?你会打死这只蚊子吗?为什么?”好吧,我承认这样的题这本作业上有不少,实在是想不起来了,我小时候也做过这种题。
Micro bo @ every day:Cousin grade four science summer assignments makes me very a topic to say:"If a mosquito is your arm,What is your first reaction?You will be killed this mosquito?why?"well,I admit that this question this work a lot,It is can't think of it,When I was a kid and I did this problem.
记者微评(林慧婕):打蚊子还需要理由?如果非要说出一个理由,那应该就是消灭四害,人人有责吧。
Reporter micro evaluation(LinHuiJie):Dozen mosquito also need a reason?If I have to say a reason,That should be destroyed the four pests,Everybody is responsible for it.
最奇葩的暑假作业 The most geeks summer vacation assignment 一个喷嚏+一个喷嚏+一个喷嚏= A sneeze + a sneeze + a sneeze =微博 @吃饱就想吐:表妹小学二年级坑爹的暑假作业(上图中),答案还是我百度的。你能算出这些特殊的加减法的答案吗?例:爸爸+妈妈+我=(吉祥三宝) 1.脚-鞋袜+草地=(脚踏实地) 2.三分之二青蛙=(有头无尾) 3.枫叶+小溪=(落叶流水) 4.一个喷嚏+一个喷嚏+一个喷嚏=(接二连三)
Micro bo @ eat satisfied just want to vomit:Cousin elementary school second grade pit dad summer vacation assignment(In the figure above),The answer is I the baidu.Can you work out these special addition and subtraction of the answer?An example:Dad and mom + I =(Auspicious treble) 1. Feet - footgear + grass =(down-to-earth) 2. Two-thirds frog =(here) 3. Maple leaf + streams =(Deciduous water) 4. A sneeze + a sneeze + a sneeze =(In quick succession)
记者微评(林慧婕):这……如果没有百度,这答案小朋友肯定做不出来吧。
Reporter micro evaluation(LinHuiJie):this……If there is no baidu,The answer children must do not come out.
微博 @夏至间:我记得最深刻的暑假作业,班主任要我们抄广告词,要抄三十多条,结果我只抄了几条,开学后还被批评了。
Micro bo @ between the summer solstice:I remember the most profound summer homework assignments,The teacher in charge wants us to copy the message,To copy the more than 30,As a result, I just copy the article a few,After school was also criticized.
记者微访(林慧婕):博友袁先生是一名80后,初中时,带数学的班主任布置的暑假作业是抄三十多条广告词,“我只抄了不到十条,开学时老师批评我说:‘你在家连电视都不好好看,一个暑假都在家里做了些什么?"袁先生表示:“当时我很郁闷,不知道老师布置这个作业的目的是什么,难道就是为了让我们老老实实在家看电视吗?”
Reporter micro visit(LinHuiJie):Bo friend Mr. Yuan is a after 80,Junior high school,With mathematics teacher in charge layout summer vacation assignment is more than 30 AD copy,"I just copy the article in less than ten,When the teacher criticized me:‘You at home even TV is bad good-looking,A summer in the home to do some???????"Says Mr Yuen:"At that time, I was very depressed,Don't know the teacher decorate what is the purpose of this assignment,Don't just to let us honest watch TV at home?"
微博 @想旅行的趴同学:我一同事高中的时候,在语文课上看武侠小说被老师发现,老师给他布置的暑假作业就是每天写一篇武侠小说体的日记。
Micro bo @ want to travel grovel students:I a colleague high school,On the Chinese classes in martial arts novels found by the teacher,The teacher gave him arrangement summer vacation homework every day is to write a novel about swordsmen body diary.
记者微访(林慧婕):博主曾小姐的同事乔先生高二时曾做过一次最特殊的暑假作业,临近期末考试时,语文课上老师在讲复习要点,他躲在课桌里看武侠小说,老师发现后,既没没收武侠小说,也没有批评他,而是直接布置了专属他的暑假作业,每天用武侠小说的形式和风格写日记。
Reporter micro visit(LinHuiJie):Bloggers have had young lady's colleague Mr. Joe when high have done it once the most special summer homework assignments,Near the final exams,Chinese classes in the teacher speak review key points,He hid in the desk look at martial arts novels,The teacher found that after,Neither the novel about swordsmen confiscated,Also not criticize him,But direct decorated with exclusive his summer vacation homework,Every day with martial arts novel form and style to write diary.
“最后他真的写了一个暑假的武侠小说日记,他说写完了后感觉自己也快成武侠小说作家了,不过从此以后,对武侠小说的兴趣倒没那么浓厚了,”曾小姐说。
"At last he really wrote a summer vacation the novel about swordsmen of diary,He said the feeling after finished writing oneself also fast into the novel about swordsmen writer,But since then,The novel about swordsmen to interest didn't so the strong,"Had the young lady say.
孩子不会做的作业,就会找家长问,有些作业家长也做不出来,实在郁闷。
Children will not do homework,Will find parents asked,Some homework parents also do not to come out,Really depressed.
在某事业单位工作的王先生说,女儿才上小学三年级,暑假作业里面的题有很多都让他这个本科生皱眉头,发到群里问同学问同事,大家也都束手无策,好多都要上网查。
In a certain institution work's Mr. Wang said,Daughter went up to the primary school is grade three,The inside of the summer vacation assignment problem has a lot of all let him the undergraduate frown,To group ask classmate ask colleagues,We are at a loss what to do,A lot of all want to search.
家住万松园的万女士的儿子在读初三:“虽然有些作业让孩子挺困扰,但是我们做家长的还是会全力配合老师,监督孩子好好完成作业,只希望老师在布置作业时,也能多考虑一下,少布置单纯的机械重复类型的,多布置一些有意思的锻炼孩子能力的作业。”
Live in WanSong garden of woman's son third reading:"Although some homework let the child's trouble,But we do parents or will cooperate fully with the teacher,Supervise children to finish the homework,Only hope that the teacher in the homework,Also can consider,Less layout simple mechanical repeat types of,Many decorate some interesting exercise the ability of children homework."
对于暑假作业,老师到底怎么看呢? For summer homework,The teacher what look?
武汉市十九中的语文老师陈老师说,抄写的作用在于加强记忆,是有必要的,但是布置抄写要把握度,抄一两遍就够了。老师布置作业时最重要的是要带动学生动脑筋,而不是单纯的动手。此外,老师的反馈也很重要,如果学生辛苦做的作业,老师不检查,收上来就算了,学生的积极性就会被挫伤,老师要回馈和讲评,学生就会觉得作业没白做。
Wuhan city in the 19 Chinese teacher Chen said,The role of the copy is to strengthen the memory,Is necessary,But arrangement transcription to grasp,Copy one or two times is enough.The teacher to give me homework during the most important is to promote students' ideas,Rather than just begin.In addition,The teacher's feedback is also very important,If students hard to do homework,The teacher didn't check,Accept up to calculate,The enthusiasm of the students will be contusion,The teacher to feedback and evaluation,Students will find homework not white do.
武汉实验外国语学校张老师表示,她更看重的是学生的动手能力和综合素质,对于特别优秀的学生,会发作业“免做卡”,假期会布置一些运动作业、手工作业、兴趣作业等等,培养孩子的综合素质。
Wuhan experimental foreign language school teacher zhang said,She was more concerned the student to begin the ability and the comprehensive quality,For special excellent students,Will send homework"Free do card",Holiday will decorate some exercise operation/Manual work/Interested in operation and so on,Develop the child's comprehensive quality.
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