那些年，小学作文“不堪回首” In those years,Elementary school composition"wretched"

　　“我长着一双炯炯有神的大眼睛，闪烁着智慧的寒光。”最近，这系列的小学生爆笑作文片断在网上流传，网友表示，看到这些，想到了自己“不堪回首”的童年，差点当场笑死。扬子晚报记者发现，这一小学生作文帖最早出现在天涯社区，经过诸多网友的各种补充，依然“经久不衰”。

"I had a pair of fire-eyed big eyes,Shining with wisdom of cold."recently,This series of primary school children joke composition fragments in the online spread,Net friend said,See these,Think of his"wretched"childhood,Almost smile dead on the spot.Yangzi evening news reporter discovery,The pupil composition for the first appeared in the community,After many users to the various supplementary,still"enduring".

童年随便一写留下诸多笑料 Childhood to a write left many joke

　　这些小作文的原帖是天涯上的《咳咳，一不小心看到了我小时候写的作文，风中凌乱内牛满面中》，发帖人是从2009年开始写的，他看到了小时候的周记，第一周是：“今天我去妈妈单位玩了，很高兴。”第二周想起了上周去妈妈单位玩，十分高兴；第三周又想起了上上周去妈妈单位玩的事，真高兴啊！

These small composition that is on the[Cough cough,He saw me when I was a child to write composition,The wind in the messy cattle in the faces],From post in 2009 started to write,He saw the young weekly journal,The first week is:"Today I go to mother's unit to play,Nice to."The second week of last week to mother's unit to play,Very happy;The third week again remind of the last week to mother's unit play things,I'm happy!

　　之后，网友各种各样的小学生作文一一出现了。“表妹小时候造句，用因为所以，她写：因为妈妈长得矮，所以她的朋友都叫她张矮子。被我举报后被她妈暴捶一顿。”还有人写作文比较爱偷懒，一个网友说，以前老师让以《我的爷爷》为题写一篇作文，自己就翻开作文书，把书中的《我的姐姐》全部换成“爷爷”，于是，就变成了：我有一个可爱的爷爷，每天穿着碎花小裙子，扎着两个羊角辫，可漂亮了。第二天老师当着全班同学的面把作文读了一遍，当时那个情形啊，现在想起来还是很欢乐！

after,Net friend all kinds of pupil composition appeared one."Cousin sentence as a child,Use because so,She wrote:Because mom short,So her friends all call her a dwarf.I was after report by her mother suddenly and violently beat a meal."Others write a composition is love lazy,A net friend say,Before the teacher let in[My grandfather]To write a composition,His open for documents,Put the book in the[My sister]All into"grandpa",so,Becomes a:I have a lovely grandpa,Broken beautiful small skirt in every day,Firm the two YangJiaoBian,Can be beautiful.The next day the teacher in front of the whole class to read the surface composition again,When the case ah,Now that I think about it is still very happy!

　　此外，网友所写的：“俺记得俺班一男生的作文，当时小学二年级，他写道，这个周末我去了乡下外婆家，满山都是成熟了的马铃薯，挂在枝头随风摇动……”“今天是星期天，我正在家里聚精会神地写作业，突然听到一阵激烈的狗叫，出门一看原来是老姨和老姨夫……”也同样令人忍俊不禁。

In addition,Net write:"I remember my class a boy composition,When elementary school second grade,He wrote,This weekend I went to the countryside my grandma's,Full mountain are mature potatoes,Hanging in the branches with the wind shaking……""Today is Sunday,I'm home homework attentively,Suddenly heard a fierce dog barks,Go out a look was laoyi and old uncle……"May also be in stitches.

网友笑得“直捶桌子” Net friend laughs"Straight smote upon the table"

　　这系列的作文帖在网上流传后，笑倒了众多网友。同时大家也在逐渐地进行新的补充。

This series composition for circulating on the Internet after,Smile to pour the numerous net friends.At the same time we are also gradually new added.

　　网友有效天赞叹，应付作业却依然充满可爱的童真啊。看到一个人用五颜六色造句：池塘里的青蛙，红的、绿的、蓝的、白的、黄的……五颜六色，美丽极了。很多人说，说不定我们每个人都写过但是也都忘了。同时还有网友继续补充了更多。慧rhl说：“我当学生时，一个同学写烈士事迹：‘他一个人杀死了成千上万个狼心狗肺！我们非常感动，都呱呱的哭了！’我当语文老师时，学生默写《狼》，其中一句‘屠自后断其股’，一个学生默成‘屠自断其股’，回头我评讲时敬佩地说：‘这得多大的勇气啊！’全班学生笑倒。”

Net friend effective day gasp in admiration,Cope with work is still full of lovely fairytales ah.See a person a sentence with colors:The pond frogs,red/green/blue/white/yellow……colorful,beautiful.Many people say,Maybe each of us wrote but forget all of it.At the same time and net friend added more.Hui RHL said:"When I was a student at,A classmate write martyrs deeds:‘He is a man killed thousands of brutal and cold blooded!We are very touched,All tutter's cry!’I when Chinese teachers,Students write[The Wolf],Among them a‘After slaughter from cut its shares’,A student's into‘Slaughter breaking its shares’,Back when I admire comments says said:‘It how much courage ah!’The class smile to pour."

　　有人在搞笑作文背后，看到了自己“不堪回首”的童年，网友奋进党表示，怀念起儿时念书最头疼的不是日记或作文，而是那要命的字数限制，现在回想起来都不记得写了什么，但是犹新的记得那没完没了的凑字游戏……(记者 李冲)

Someone is funny behind composition,See yourself"wretched"childhood,Net friend's party said,Miss up to study when the most headaches is not diary or composition,But the deadly alphanumeric limit,In retrospect all don't remember what I had written,But judah new remember the endless pool word game……(Reporter LiChong)