长江商报消息本报讯（通讯员 周萍 陈博 记者 刘丹）“你或约会，或聚会或莫须有的别的什么会，而半夜三更回来，我就给你上黑名单”，近日，一则关于中南财经政法大学“环14大叔新作”的微博由该校数名学生发布后，至昨晚12点已被转发数万次。众多网友欢乐跟帖：“咱们学校的楼管大叔，你要不要这么有才？”“大叔好狠呀”。

The Yangtze river commercial daily news report from our correspondent(Reporter correspondent ZhouPing ChenBo separately)"You or the date,Or a party or unwarranted other what will,And come back late at night,I will give you the blacklist",recently,About a central finance and economics politics and law university"Ring 14 new uncle"Micro bo by this school number students after release,To 12 o 'clock last night has been forward tens of times.Many users to post joy:"Let's school building tube uncle,Why don't you so talented?""Mutombo good hard ah".

大叔：这是个滑稽幽默的话 uncle:This is a funny humor words

　　这位楼管大叔名叫刘金山，今年53岁，辽宁人。对于引起学生热议的通知，他说，这无非是一个滑稽幽默的话。该楼今年住进来的是2012级的硕士研究生新生。根据往年的经验，部分学生有早出晚归、不按时作息的现象发生。刘师傅就想让她们留心作息时间，免得“一开始就弄岔了”。

The floor tube uncle LiuJinShan name,53 years old this year,Liaoning people.To cause the students the notice of hot debate,He said,This is nothing but a funny humor words.This year is the live in grade 2012 master graduate student of newborn.According to the experience of the previous years,Parts of our students can go out early and return till late/Don't keep regular hours of the phenomenon.Liu's teacher wanted to let them pay attention to work and rest time,So that"Start with the branch".

　　他并且强调说，这只是“吓唬吓唬她们”，以前常有个别同学早出晚归，但是每回也还是给开门了，也从来没有将信息公布，“谁家没有孩子啊，都心疼。我写这样一个警示也并不是要针对某一个同学，是希望将这种现象扼杀在摇篮里。”

He and stressed,This is just"Frighten them",Individual students often go out early and return till late before,But every time still to open a door,Never will be released information,"Whose no child ah,All love dearly.I write such a warning and not to be directed to a classmate,Will this kind of phenomenon is to kill in the cradle."

有几条是学生代笔 There are a few who is a student

　　除了最新的这个警示牌，刘师傅之前的“创作”也蛮“狠”，如警告社会闲散人员的“打断腿”“甩进南湖喂鱼”之类。网友公布的照片显示，从9月7日至今，一共有7条“创作”。

In addition to the latest this warning sign,Before liu's teacher"creation"Also pretty is"malicious",Such as warning social idle staff"Interrupt legs""Left into the south lake feed the fish"And so on.Net friend published photo shows,From September 7, so far,A total of 7"creation".

　　不过，这7条通知的笔迹并不完全一致。刘师傅解释，这7张里面有一部分是他亲手写的，另一部分是他授意妻子或路过的学生写的。

but,This article 7 notice handwriting is not completely consistent.Liu's teacher explain,The seven new there are part of it is his hand written,The other part is he instructs his wife or passing students write.

　　这样看似“冷暴力”的通知，会不会在同学们心中引起不好的印象，或是引来投诉？刘师傅笑称，这跟暴力没关系，也就是用夸张的手法博取一点生活的乐趣。

This seemingly"Cold violence"notice,Will the students heart cause bad impression,Or draw complaints?Liu's teacher smile said,It doesn't matter with violence,Also is to use exaggerated technique from a life of fun.

　　住在该楼栋的女生们，对这些“抖狠”的通知，似乎并不反感。“我觉得大叔很可爱啊，一看就是一个黑色幽默，很有趣。经过口耳相传以后，大家会更加注意自己的作息时间，尽量少给这位萌大叔添麻烦。”在人人网、微博等网站上，不少女生昵称刘师傅为“萌大叔”。

Living in the house of the girls,For these"Shake malicious"notice,Does not seem to dislike."I think the uncle is very lovely,A look at is a black humor,Very interesting.After mouth after from ear to ear,People will pay more attention to their own work and rest time,Less as far as possible to the sprout mutombo trouble."In renren/Micro bo, etc on the website,Many girls nickname for liu's teacher"Sprout uncle".

告示 notice

　　谁的床单，给你收进来晒出去，收进来晒出去，不要了说一声。

Who sheet,Give you accept to come in drying out,Accept to come in drying out,Don't make a sound.

　　住进本楼的社会闲散人员，请两天之内赶快走人，否则一经发现，我把你甩进南湖喂鱼，你信不信?

We live in the social idle personnel,Please two days to leave,Otherwise, once found,I put you to jilt into south lake feed the fish,Do you believe?

　　花前月下，海誓山盟，回来晚了，绝不开门；回家去，从家来，有车程票，什么时候都可以进出。

Under the moon and flowers,Vows of eternal love,Back late,Never answer the door;Go home,From home to,A drive ticket,When can pass in and out.

　　楼上的同学快点归还锤子、钳子、起子，大叔气死了！

Upstairs classmates hurry return a hammer/pliers/driver,Mutombo grieve!

　　中秋国庆已过，要不你23点之前回来，要不你6点30分以后回来，因为你半夜三更回来，叫醒的不只是大叔和阿姨，而是吵醒了本楼和对面楼的众多同学，知道不！！！

National Day Mid-Autumn festival has passed,Why don't you come back before 23 points,Why don't you come back after 6 PM,Because you come back late at night,Don't just wake up uncle and aunt,But we woke up the opposite building and many of the students,Know not!!!

大叔 uncle

元芳们，你们怎么看？ Fang yuan the,What do you think?

　　@Sylvia在拆那：这是我们楼大叔啊，真的火了啊！！！大叔的小黑板的确很欢乐，每天进楼必看啊有木有！中秋节那晚，大叔还在楼底下吹笛子，大妈在旁边唱歌，灰常和谐的。

Sylvia @ in open the:This is our floor mutombo ah,Really fire ah!!!Mutombo: really happy,Into the floor every day will see a wood has!The night of the Mid-Autumn festival,Mutombo is still in floor underneath flute,Aunt beside singing,Ash often harmonious.

　　@靈丹妙藥在最漫長的夏季：好可爱的大叔，激起了我高中时期想在退休后回母校当宿管阿姨的理想。

@ panacea in the long summer:A good cute uncle,Aroused my high school wants to retire to return to his Alma mater when lodge tube aunt's ideal.

　　@小芍芍的世界：大叔每天一发飙，我们就不敢动弹了。

@ small Que Que world:A violent wind uncle every day,We can't move the.

　　@浓情中南：没人约会的大叔空虚寂寞冷。

@ central deep:No one date mutombo empty lonely cold.

　　@Roy-张小帅：大叔到底有几种笔迹……元芳你怎么看？

@ Roy ZhangXiaoShuai -:Mutombo really there are several handwriting……Yuan fang what do you think?