学生评价：他是物理界的马三立，相声界的爱因斯坦 Student evaluation:He is the MaSanLi physical society,Crosstalk, or xiangsheng, boundary of Einstein

　　原来是死海，突然一下开了锅了，不断地有两条鱼跳出来，又不断地掉进去了，这就是超流的基态。晶格中的电子负担是很重的，所以它们跑起来不是像刘翔一样，而是像我们一样。如果刘翔跑得跟我们一样，那折算的体重肯定是几百公斤了……

It is the Dead Sea,It suddenly opened the pot,Constantly have two fish jump out,And constantly fall in,This is super flow of ground state.Lattice in the electronic burden is heavy,So they ran up not like as liu xiang,But as we are.If liu xiang run like us,The reduced weight must be the hundreds of kilograms……

　　如果你是个对物理完全无感的文科生，听到这样生动诙谐的讲解，会不会也会爱上物理课了呢？南大物理系教授李俊给自己的微博取名“科学相声大师”。“他是物理界的马三立，相声界的爱因斯坦”，有南大同学这样评价他，因为该老师擅讲高等量子力学，还送他雅号“高量哥”。

If you are a to the physical completely non-inductive of liberal arts,Hear such vivid humorous explanation,Will also fall in love with the physics class now?Ntu 33 the physics professor to give their micro seeks name"Crosstalk master of science"."He is the MaSanLi physical society,Crosstalk, or xiangsheng, boundary of Einstein",Ntu students have such evaluation he,Because the teacher who speak advanced quantum mechanics,Also give him your name"High quantity elder brother".

　　“高量哥”的课堂视频在网上点击率很高，而其上课时的精彩麻辣语录更被南大学生辑录，为大家津津乐道。

"High quantity elder brother"Classroom video on the Internet click rate is very high,And the wonderful class more spicy sayings by ntu students compile,For we take delight in talking about.

　　

讲座直击 讲诺贝尔奖，也可以这么“欢乐” The direct lecture about the Nobel Prize,Can also so"joy"

　　舞台上漆黑一片，一束暖黄的灯光投下来，聚焦在讲台四周，小剧场内已座无虚席。23日晚上，“科学相声大师”李俊为南大学生带来一场物理学的专业讲座，他的开场白是“中国本土出不了诺贝尔科学奖得主，元芳，你怎么看？”

Stage pitch black,A beam of warm yellow light cast down,Focusing on the platform around,In the theater has been full of people.23 night,"Crosstalk master of science"33 for ntu students bring a physics major lecture,He is the prologue"Chinese native out not the Nobel winner,Yuan fang,What do you think of?"

　　接受着舞台灯光的热辐射效应，李俊教授不停地拿出毛巾擦汗，给自己的激情降温。各式网络词语、热点话题迭出，剧场内不时传来阵阵笑声和掌声，配上相声背景的舞台，让人怀疑来到了一场相声晚会。

Accept the stage lighting of the thermal radiation effect,Professor 33 kept out of towel to wipe sweat,Give your passion cooling.Various network words/Hot topics which,In the theatre from time to time came the laughter and applause,With the stage of the crosstalk background,Let people suspect came to a crosstalk party.

　　

诙谐 居里夫人是“女学霸”，爱因斯坦“不务正业” Humor is Marie Curie"Female learn the",Einstein"Fiddle around"

　　从纵向历史角度介绍历年诺贝尔物理学奖的获得者，内容原本枯燥。但当居里夫人被戏称为“女学霸”，爱因斯坦在上海出入娱乐场所不务正业的轶事被“曝料”时，历史也变得生动有趣了。课件里的各式珍贵历史照片也有“槽点”，量子力学的开创者之一普朗克年轻时的照片风度翩翩，当他提出开创性理论后的照片却目露凶光、憔悴不堪，“可见科学可以把帅哥折腾成通缉犯”，李俊的“吐槽”引得观众一阵笑声。

From the longitudinal historical Angle calendar year introduced the laureate of Nobel Prize for physics,Content was boring.But when Madame Curie was nicknamed"Female learn the",Einstein in Shanghai and places of entertainment fiddle around the anecdote is"Exposure material"when,History also becomes lively and interesting.The courseware of all kinds of precious historical pictures also have"Trough point",The founder of the Max Planck quantum mechanics of youthful photos graceful bearing,When he proposed the theory of pioneering after photos but eye Lou fierce light/Pined away,"Visible science can put the handsome boy wanted to flounder",Of 33"Vomit tank"A burst of laughter from the audience.

　　说到1949年获诺贝尔物理学奖的汤川秀树，李教授也有段子可讲：“秀树是他妻子的姓，所以这个汤川秀树是倒插门女婿，他为科研牺牲了自己的姓，这一点我们中国经济条件不好的科学家可以借鉴嘛！”谈到日本科学家的频频获奖，李教授不禁感慨：“我们的友好邻邦已有16人在自然科学领域获得诺贝尔奖，元芳，这事你怎么看？”李教授话锋一转，指出日本的获奖科学家都在本土完成高等教育，日本高校获诺贝尔奖已成常态。

Said to 1949 won the Nobel Prize for physics yukawa of,Professor li also have talks can speak:"Show tree is his wife's name,So this is DaoChaMen yukawa son-in-law,He for scientific research at the cost of her own name,To this point our China economic condition bad scientists can well reference!"When it comes to the Japanese scientists award again and again,Professor lee couldn't help feeling:"Our friendly neighbors have 16 people in the natural science won a Nobel Prize,Yuan fang,This matter what do you think?"Professor li of a turn,Points out that the Japanese scientists have completed in domestic higher education,Japanese university has won the Nobel Prize has become a common phenomenon.

　　

麻辣 “不认科学老祖宗，理科生面对科学只能卖萌” Spicy hot "Don't recognize science ancestor,The school of science living the face of all the science can only sell sprout"

　　“不认科学老祖宗，不读科学经典，不识科学方法，是中国理科教育的硬伤，而中国高校培养出的理科生，面对科学只能卖萌。”李俊惊人之语不断。

"Don't recognize science ancestor,Don't read science classic,Fail to scientific method,Is China's science education of mechanical damage,While China universities cultivate of the school of science living,In the face of science can only sell sprout."33 the language of a constant.

　　“易中天说过，中国教育最严重的问题是丟掉了根本，搞坏了脑子。脑子被搞坏的表现之一，是不但不会分析问题，甚至也不会提出问题，包括不会反问、批驳、质疑。”李俊说，“我对易中天这段话的理解就是，中国教育，坑爹！”李教授认为，中国本土出不了科学领域的诺奖，关键是教育方式存在严重缺陷。

"Easy meridian passage said,China's education is the most serious problem is the fundamental lost,Spoil the brain.The brain is an expression of the spoil,Is not only not analysis problems,Not even ask questions,Including won't ask/criticism/question."Said 33,"I'm easy meridian passage this passage is understanding,China's education,Pit dad!"Professor li think,Chinese native out the science the Nobel,The key is to have a serious defect education way.

　　李俊说，欧几里德的《几何原本》与笛卡尔的《方法谈》是真正的科学思维方法，爱因斯坦12岁读《几何原本》，之后没有老师能够教得了他，因为他已经形成了自己的一套思维方式。爱因斯坦的成功就在于他启蒙得早，他带着这种科学的思维方式接受新知识，自然大大领先于别人。

Said 33,Euclidean[Geometry was]And cartesian[Methods about]Is the real scientific thinking method,Einstein 12 read[Geometry was],No teacher can teach got after him,Because he has formed his own a set of way of thinking.Einstein's success lies in his early enlightenment,He carried the scientific way of thinking to accept new knowledge,Natural greatly ahead of the others.

　　

卖萌 “实在要粉，就像我一样粉奶茶MM吧！” Sell sprout "Really wanted a powder,Just like me powder milk tea MM it!"

　　“打击”完所有中国高校的理科学生的自信心，李俊向对想要在科研上有所建树学生支招，“最晚本科毕业前要掌握科学方法”，当红美剧《生活大爆炸》中的Sheldon“谢耳朵”，就是所有理科生的榜样。“谢耳朵的思维方式，是纯粹的形式逻辑推理，只不过美剧里的表现方式比较猥琐。”

"blow"All Chinese college science students' self-confidence,33 to want to be in scientific research ambition students move,"The night before the undergraduate course graduation to master the scientific method",Crispy beautiful play[Life explosion]Sheldon of"Thank the ear",Is all the living example."Thank ears way of thinking,Are purely formal logic reasoning,Only beautiful play of expression is trivial."

　　“前段时间网上方韩大战，大家不要做任何一方的‘脑残粉’，应该学会自己独立思考问题，实在要粉，就像我一样粉奶茶MM吧！”为同学们答疑解惑的同时，李教授也不忘卖萌。

"Some time ago to online party Korean war,You don't do any party‘Brain residual powder’,Should learn to their own independent thinking,Really wanted a powder,Just like me powder milk tea MM it!"For the classmates unriddling at the same time,Professor li also do not forget to sell sprout.

　　

“怪才”教授的“潮”课 "GuaiCai"professor"tide"class

　　李俊所教的《高等量子力学》被列为南大名课。因为在课堂上妙语联珠，南大学生便将他的经典语录辑录起来，《高量李俊老师语录》一度成为南京大学小百合网的红帖。

33 taught[Advanced quantum mechanics]Is listed as south class name.Because in the classroom witticism bead,Ntu students will his classic sayings compile up,[Teacher's sayings 33 high quantity]Once become nanjing university little lily net red post.

　　

搞笑语录校园走红，摇身变成相声大师 Funny sayings campus popular,Shake the body into a crosstalk master

　　“他的这个语录，搞笑程度不亚于号称北美收视第一的《big bang》。”南大不少听过他课的同学评价，李老师的课很真切，真原创。“中国太缺这样的率真老师。”

"His this sayings,Funny degree as North America as the first viewing[Big bang]."Ntu many heard his class students evaluation,Miss li's lesson is very true,True original."China is lack of such openness teacher."

　　据南大同学称，“高量哥”还经常出入活动场合，长袍马褂一穿，摇身变成相声大师。“我中学就在学校表演过相声，我的相声都是原创的。”李俊告诉记者，幽默语录在小百合论坛走红后，有人对他说，这些段子本身就是相声。之后他便将这些段子串联、改编成相声，从此活跃于南大各式活动的舞台上。

According to the ntu students said,"High quantity elder brother"Also to frequent activity occasion,A robe jacket to wear,Shake the body into a crosstalk master."I school in school performance over crosstalk,My crosstalk are original."33 told reporters,Humor sayings in the small lily BBS after rising,Someone said to him,These talks itself is crosstalk.Then he took the joke series/Adapted into crosstalk, or xiangsheng,,From now on active in ntu all kinds of activities on the stage.

　　在今年6月份的小百合十五周年站庆晚会上，作为小百合名人，李俊就与物理学院的一位女生表演了原创相声《DS（屌丝）与女神》，用时下最流行的网络用语及百合回帖经典口吻的方式相互进行调侃，令在座的师生无不捧腹。

In June this year, little lily the 15th anniversary celebration of the party standing,As a little lily celebrity,With 33 physical college a girls show the original crosstalk[DS(Prick silk)goddess],Use the most popular network language and lily reply classic tone of voice way for each other ridicule,Make all the teachers and students all hold the belly.

　　

经常逛百合，对网络语信手拈来 Often stroll lily,Network language to exist

　　51岁的李俊，每天还有逛百合的习惯，不仅对当下时事热点了如指掌，而且对“五毛”、“美分”、“DS”、“白富美”等网络流行语更是信手拈来。“只有了解现在的学生在看什么、谈什么，我才能与他们很好地交流，把课教好。他们爱看《奋斗》、《蜗居》，我一开始也硬着头皮看，慢慢也觉得有点意思了。”

At the age of 51 33,Every day there are around the habit of lily,Not only to the current event hot spot like the back of his hand,And for"Five hair"/"cents"/"DS"/"BaiFu beauty"And other network catchword is random."Only learn now students looking at/Talk about what,I can communicate well with them,Teach the lesson.They love[struggle]/[Humble abode],I was to bite the bullet and see,Slowly also feel a bit mean."

　　有人质疑李俊的授课风格，认为这会使得学生把注意力放在段子本身而非专业知识上，而且段子会破坏科学的严谨性。李俊认真地说：“科学必定是严肃的，我上课前一天都会备课，只要备课有体系，讲授有逻辑，那么你的‘玩笑’就不会跑题，而且我打的比方都是经过思考的，并不是信口开河，所以我并不担心这个问题。”

33 some question teaching style,Think it makes students focus on joke itself and non-professional knowledge,Talks and will destroy the preciseness of the science.33 said earnestly:"Science must be serious,I will be the day before class lessons,As long as the lessons have system,Teach logical,Then you‘joke’Won't change the subject,And I played for example is thought,And is not just idle talk,So I'm not worried about this problem."

　　李教授提醒同学，对学校老师的教学，同学们也该有自己的思考。“教师的本职工作就是教学，如果有个老师走进教室打开电脑，对你们说，‘我今天刚从外地回来，课件还没来得及看’，你们就该集体去教务处，要求换老师。”

Professor li remind students,For the school teacher's teaching,Students should also have their own thinking."Teacher's job is teaching,If a teacher came into the classroom open a computer,Say to you,‘Today I just returned from a trip,Courseware haven't enough time to see’,You will be the collective to academic administration,Want to change the teacher."

　　

1000人争他的课，摇号选了200人 1000 people for his lessons,Wave number chose 200 people

　　李俊在南大还开了一门《科学启蒙》，据说是我国高校中率先创立有影响的理科通识课程，这课的抢手程度，令文科生都眼红。

33 the university also opened a door[Scientific enlightenment],It is said that China is the first in college founded influential science general course,This class popular degree,Make the school of arts living are jealous.

　　在高校，你很难碰到这种场景：一门理科背景的公选课，有1000多名学生争着选，最后还是摇号确定了可以来上课的200人。李俊干脆请学校把上课过程用DV全程录了下来。“两千后，你就敢保证《李俊老师语录》不如《论语》火？”在自编自演的相声《智慧的提问》中，他这样自嘲。

In colleges and universities,It's hard for you to encounter this kind of scene:A science background of public course,There are more than 1000 students emulatively choose,Finally determine the wave number can come to class 200 people.33 simply please school the class with the whole process of DV recorded down."After two thousand,You can guarantee[33 teacher's sayings]as[Analects of Confucius]fire?"In the designed from the perspectives of crosstalk[Wisdom of questions]in,He so self-mockery.

　　《科学启蒙》课程去年的作业也相当有意思，作业要求学生观看一部电视剧，然后运用本课程强调的古希腊演绎推理形式逻辑方法分析其中的主要人物以及主要事件。李俊说，他想运用这种有点另类的方式，锻炼学生们的思维，“逻辑思维能力是人人都需要的，有了逻辑才能把一件事想清楚，才能与人辩论，现在许多文科生都缺乏这种素养，这对他们的学习以及日后的工作都十分不利。”

[Scientific enlightenment]Course last year's work is interesting,Assignment requires students to watch a TV series,Then use this course emphasizes the ancient Greek deductive reasoning form logical method, analyzes the main characters and major events.Said 33,He want to use this kind of a little alternative way,Exercise students' thinking,"Logical thinking ability is everyone need,A logic to one thing want to clear,To debate with others,Now many liberal arts are lack of this kind of literacy,This to their learning and the future work is very adverse."

　　

李俊妙解物理语录： 33 wonderful solution physical sayings:

　　*H是时间演化算符的父母，你把父母都搞定了，想追求它的子女还不容易吗？

* H is time evolution operator parents,You put the parents are done,Want to pursue its children is not easily?

　　*如果说上一个式子是美女，那么这个就是恐龙了。

* if on a formula is beauty,So this is a dinosaur.

　　*正电子只能活少于一秒，在它死的时候放出伽马射线，那正能区的一个电子就该下地狱了。

* positron can live only less than a second,In its death release gamma ray,That is the can a electronic should go down to hell.

　　*propagator，传播子，这是“记者”的学术称呼，它们干现在最流行的一行：媒体的。

* propagator,Spread the son,This is"reporter"Academic call,They do now the most popular a line:media.

　　*美国总统就认为他的力程是整个地球。 *多体理论比超级女声跟你的关系更紧密一些。

* the President of the United States thought that his force range is the whole earth. * multi-body theory than super female voice relationship with you some more closely.

　　*有一个更低能量的沙发躺着你为什么要坐板凳呢？

* have a low energy sofa lay you why want to on the bench?

　　*一个自旋向上的电子找对象应该怎么找呢？找自旋向下，波矢相反的电子，它们组成一 个什么样的家庭呢？组成一个自旋为0，动量为0的家庭。

* a spin up electronic find object should be how to find?Find spin down,Wave vector instead of electronic,They form a what kind of family?Form a spin is 0,Momentum is 0 family.

　　*光一对结婚不行，让大家统统结婚吧……号召费米面上的所有电子，结婚吧！

* light a pair of marriage can't,Let everybody all go get married……Called on Fermi surface all electronic,Go get married!

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　　左星媛 记者 王晶卉

ZuoXing gentle WangJingHui reporters