华龙网2月13日15时20分讯（见习记者 周梦莹）春节期间每个人都渴望“衣锦还乡”，但对于不少北漂、南下的打工一族来说，想“倍儿有面子”的回家却不容易。鉴于此，有网友整理出一份《春节衣锦还乡装腔指南》，其中不乏“装有权，装有钱，装成功人士，核心是物质”这样的犀利语言，也有不少具体的“装腔措施”。这让不少网友感叹“如今回家过个年都这么折腾。”

When China work on 13 February 15-20 points(Trainee reporter Zhou Mengying)Everyone desires during Spring Festival"Return home",But for many north drift/South of the working group,Would like to"Relic of face"The home is not easy.In view of this,Netizens to sort out a[Spring Festival return home putting guidelines],There is no lack of among them"Equipped with power,With the money,With a successful person,The core material"Such sharp language,There are many specific"Putting measures".This let many net friend"Now after a home all do."

装腔视频走红网络 各种奇葩建议层出不穷 Putting video Internet hit all kinds of wonderful work suggested that emerge in endlessly

　　在这个名为《春节衣锦还乡装腔指南》的视频中，作者以调侃的意味整理出了一系列的措施。记者仅列出其中若干条：

In this called[Spring Festival return home putting guidelines]In the video,Author to ridicule mean compiled a series of measures.Reporter only list several of the article:

　　“春节要晚回家，就说是被单位派去国外出差。”

"The Spring Festival will coming home late,Unit will say was sent to abroad on business."

　　“给亲朋好友打电话，不用座机、手机，要用skype。”

"Call friends and family,Don't need to machine/Mobile phone,Want to use skype."

　　“手机铃声调成英文歌。”

"Cell phone ringer songs into English."

　　“把旅行箱的国内标签撕掉，上淘宝买个国际标签贴上。”

"Tear up suitcases domestic label,On taobao buy an international label labeled."

　　“回家多和亲朋聊国外见闻，但一定要记得说国外穷人多，还是国内好。”

"Go home chat with relatives and more experiences abroad,But be sure to remember to say more than the poor abroad,Or the domestic good."

　　“讲到工作单位要往大里说，在机关工作的提主管单位，在公司的提控股方，要是公司太小就提合作伙伴，且一定要是央企，比如中石油、中石化，平时去给汽车加油什么的也是合作啊。”

"When it comes to work units into large said,Work in the organs of the head unit,In the company's controlling shareholder,If a company is too small and the partner,And if a certain state,Such as in the oil/sinopec,To give what is gas at ordinary times."

　　“越是生活不能自理，就越成功。”

"The life cannot provide for oneself,The more successful."

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　　同时，视屏里还提到，“装腔“也有风险。“装”得太好，就不得不“面对一波又一波求你办事的人”，说不定还会引来小偷；而“装”得不好，则会被更会“装”的人识破。

At the same time,Also mentioned in the video,"Putting on an act"Also has a risk."loading"Too good,Will have to"In the face of a wave after wave of the o their",Might even lead to a thief;while"loading"well,Will be more will"loading"One of the.

视频引发网友热议 大多数表示不支持这种“虚荣心理” Most video trigger netizens said does not support this"Vanity psychology"

　　一个《春节衣锦还乡装腔指南》虽然看似无厘头，却道出了一部分人“过节如过劫”的共鸣心理。有网友表示可以照着视频中的建议实践一把，但有更多的网友表示要实事求是，不能纵容自己的虚荣心理。

a[Spring Festival return home putting guidelines]Although seemingly inconsequential,Was part of the people"Holidays such as a bullet"Struck a chord with the psychological.Some netizens said according to the recommended practices a video,But have more net friend said to seek truth from facts,His vanity psychology can not be tolerated.

　　家住渝北区新牌坊的吴汉南就告诉华龙网记者，今年春节过得“很纠结”。原来早在年前就有亲戚开始打探他的工作收入情况。“我去年7月毕业后，就在一家不到10人的私人广告公司工作，但回去哪好意思说这个，只有把大牌点的顾客名字抬出来，父母才不会觉得丢面子。”吴汉楠有些无奈。

Who lives in YuBeiOu new memorial arch Wu Hanna will tell China as our reporter,The Spring Festival this year too"Very entanglements".Turned out to have family in early years ago began to spy on his work income."I graduated in July last year,In a private advertising company for less than 10 people,But back to where not bashful say that,Only the big customer name is carried out,Parents don't feel lose face."Wu Hannan some helpless.

　　为了显得更像个白领，吴汉楠还专门买了套西装过年穿。他说：“那个‘装腔指南’说得的确很到位，穿红领带黑西装在大城市就是卖保险的，但在老家就是‘保险’。”

In order to appear more like a white collar,Wu Hannan has bought a suit to wear.He said:"the‘Putting guide’Speak is in place,Wear a red tie is black suit in the big city to sell insurance,But at home it is‘insurance’."

　　网友“猫小小妮”：我确实看到很多在大城市混的不咋地的屌丝回来说半生不熟的普通话，高跟鞋都崴在泥巴里……

Net friend"The cat little xiao ni":I do see a lot in big cities, not how the prick silk back said my mandarin,High heels are wines in mud……

　　网友“南宁人知道的南宁事”：回家过年和朋友聚会，一朋友说在国土局工作，另一个说在区党委工作，其实一个是国土局承包饭堂里炒菜的，另一个是区党委某部门打杂的临时工。

Net friend"From nanning knows of nanning":Home New Year's day party with my friends,A friend said work in land and resources bureau,Said another work in OuDangWei,Actually a contracted for the dining hall is the land bureau in cooking,Another is OuDangWei a department doing temporary workers.

　　网友“信笔涂涯”说：难道在外打工就非得有钱才可以回家，非得有钱才可以过年么；现在的年，大家不再注重互相帮助，只注重利益关系；现在的年，一点都没有欢乐，因为街坊亲戚只会关心你每年赚了多少。

Net friend"Scri le tu ya"said:Does it have to be rich to working outside to go home,Have to have money to Chinese New Year;Now the years,We no longer pay attention to each other and help each other,Only pay attention to the interest relationship;Now the years,No joy at all,Because the neighborhood relatives will only care about how much you earn each year.

　　网友“禅界智库”说：一个真正强大的人，不会把太多心思花在取悦和亲附别人上面。所谓圈子、资源，都只是衍生品。最重要的是提高自己的内功。只有自己修炼好了，才会有别人来亲附。自己是梧桐，凤凰才会来栖；自己是大海，百川才来汇聚。你只有到了那个层次，才会有相应的圈子，而不是倒过来！

Net friend"Zen sector, a think-tank,"said:A real strong man,Don't spend too much mind please and QinFu above others.The so-called circle/resources,All just derivatives.The most important is to improve their own internal work.Only your good,Will have others to QinFu.He is ng,Phoenix will to live;His is the sea,The distribution to converge.Only when you reach that level,Will have the corresponding circle,And not the other way around!

　　（华龙网 周梦莹）

(China as our Zhou Mengying)

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