一天下午，把宝贝哄睡后，我见群里略显冷清，心血来潮地让妈妈们晒晒自家宝贝的童言趣语，让大家开心一下。话题一出，妈妈们顿时来了精神，争先恐后地发言。

一天下午,Put the baby to go to sleep after,I have seen in the group of slightly cold and cheerless,Whim to mothers in their baby's tong yan boring words,Make you happy.Topic a,Mothers immediately to the spirit,Scrambling to speak.

　　琪琪妈最先发言：我们家琪琪呀，最不爱洗脸了，以前都是我帮她洗，现在我有意培养她的动手能力，就让她自己洗。结果等她从洗手间出来，我发现毛巾还是干的，就批评她：“你根本没洗吧？毛巾还是干的呢！是不是在糊弄我？”人家想都不想，张口就说：“妈妈，我不是糊弄你，我这是干洗。”

琪琪妈最先发言:Our home girl ah,Most don't love go wash my face,I was the one to help her wash,Now I deliberately cultivate her ability,Let her wash himself.Results such as she emerged from the bathroom,I found the towel dry,Just to criticize her:"You didn't wash?It will still be dry towel!是Is not a在糊弄我?"The somebody else want to don't want to,Open my mouth and said:"My mother,我Is not a糊弄你,I this is dry clean."

　　蒙蒙妈接着说：房租不是又涨了嘛，于是我们决定搬家，房东说走时必须将房子恢复原状。周末我和儿子路过花鸟市场时，他逢摊就问：“有蟑螂卖吗？”我奇怪地问他：“要蟑螂干吗？”蒙蒙说：“妈妈，你不记得咱们刚搬进来时屋里有很多蟑螂吗？”我瞬间石化……

蒙蒙妈接着说:房租Is not a又涨了嘛,So we decided to move,The landlord said the house must be walking restorable.周末我and儿子路过花鸟市场时,He asked every booth:"There are cockroaches to sell??"I curiously asked him:"Why to cockroaches?"Misty said:"My mother,Don't you remember we had just moved in the house there are a lot of cockroaches?"I instantly petrochemical...

　　帅帅妈迫不急待地说：这是帅他爸告诉我的，把我笑喷了。前段时间我出差了，老公下班做好饭，感觉很累，就对6岁的帅说：“宝贝儿子，吃完饭你把碗洗一下，爸爸快累倒了。”结果帅看了看他爸说：“爸爸，还是你洗吧，咱们家不能同时累倒两个男人！”

帅帅妈迫不急待地说:This is handsome and he told my dad,Made me laugh spray.I on a business trip recently,The husband from work well rice,Feel very tired,He said to six, handsome:"Baby son,You wash his bowl after dinner,Tired fall down. Dad."The handsome look at his dad said:"dad,Or do you wash it,Our house can't drop two men at the same time!"

　　阿牛妈说：昨天晚上都快11点了，阿牛还让我帮他做这做那，拖延着不肯睡觉。我实在困极了，就恶狠狠地对他说：“别再叫妈了，不然我就打你屁股！”过了一会儿，我听到一个怯怯的声音：“宋太太，麻烦你……”我顿时笑得睡意全无。

阿牛妈说:It's almost 11 o 'clock last night,ANiu also asked me to help him what to do,Delay won't fall asleep.I really very sleepy,Called out to him:"Don't call mom again,Or I will beat your ass!"After a while,I heard the voice of a worship:"Mrs Song,Trouble you..."I immediately laugh awake.

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　　每一位妈妈的发言，都引来其他妈妈的“鲜花”和“掌声”。我这群主看了深受感染，被孩子们天使般的语言逗得捧腹大笑。我们家瓜瓜现在还不会说话，相信等他开口说话时，也一定会给家里带来更多欢声笑语。（素颜简心 公司职员 白羊座）

每一位My mother的发言,From other mothers"flowers"and"Applause.".I this group of the Lord was infectious,Angelic language by children laughing.Our family guagua also can't talk now,Believe that when he began to speak,Is bound to bring home more laughter.(Aries element YanJian heart company staff)