这几天，华东师范大学的食堂里、林荫小路上、宿舍楼下，随时可能有行为反常的学生出没，他们也许会突然跑过来，拉住一位正要去上课的同学，大喊“尔康，尔康！我是紫薇啊！你不记得我了吗？”夜晚在自习室看书的同学也很有可能随时听到一声声凄厉的“我是奥特曼！”回荡在教学楼里……但是这些状况已经不会惊到华东师大的老生了，因为早已“身经百战”的他们知道，这是周宏的又一批学生来做作业了。

These days,East China normal university in the dining room/Tree-lined road/Apartment building next,At any time may have abnormal behaviour and the students,They may suddenly run to come over,Pull a was about to go to class classmate,Shouting"Er kang,Er kang!I am crape myrtle ah!Don't you remember me?"The night in the study room reading classmates are likely to hear the squeal of the eclogue at any time"I am autom!"Echoed in the teaching building……But these conditions have not surprised to east China normal university of the old,Because already"veteran"They know,This is ZhouHong and a group of students to do homework.

　　这些学生之所以行为反常，是因为他们都在努力完成一门叫《教师口语》课程的作业，光学普通话已经不是这门课的“亮点”了，任课教师周宏还会给每届学生都布置“变态作业”，让学生练胆量和影响力。前几天，他的不少学生都在“人人网”上晒出自己的作业进度，有拿块纸板“诚邀华师妹纸请我共进午餐”的，还有到处问“我长得像不像陈冠希”的。这些照片、视频在网上勾起了不少当年上过此课学生的“悲惨回忆”，纷纷吐槽周宏的奇葩作业成功教出了“一大批厚脸皮”。经历过“变态作业”的“殷思源”坦言，虽然作业疯狂，但是只要敢做，就走出了第一步，厚着脸皮做完，也确实有些收获。“王新”则总结了成功经验，认为秘诀就在于“死不要脸”。

These students are abnormal behaviour,Because they are trying to complete a call[The teacher speaking]Course work,Optical mandarin is not this course"window"the,The teacher ZhouHong will give each class are decorated"Abnormal operation",Let students practice courage and influence.A few days ago,His many students are in"renren"On the sun drying out their work progress,Take a piece of cardboard"We sincerely invite talents China paper please me during lunch"of,And everywhere asked"Like I don't like Edison"of.These photos/Video online reminded many year on this class students"Miserable memories",Have vomit tank ZhouHong wonder operation successful teach out"A large number of brass".experienced"Abnormal operation"of"YanSiYuan"said,Although work crazy,But as long as dare to do,And walked out of the first step,The cheek to finish,Do some harvest."wang"The successful experience was summarized,Think that the secret is that"Die for shame".

　　据周宏的学生介绍，这个“变态作业”已经有十多年历史了，从最早的“向陌生人要其姓名、电话、院系、宿舍、QQ、E-mail等私人信息”转变成“向路人兜售树叶，以五块钱以上的价格卖出”，“变态”程度一年比一年升级，“主要原因是前者施行了几年已经没什么难度了……你拉住一个华师大的陌生人问以上问题时，他会马上会意地朝你嘿嘿一笑：‘周宏的学生吧！’随后就会告诉你他的信息。”而“变态作业”的题目也由周宏自己出变成学生们“自己挖坑自己跳”，抽到的都是自己同学出的奇葩题目，因此就算欲哭无泪也只能硬着头皮上。

According to ZhouHong students is introduced,this"Abnormal operation"Has more than ten years history,From the earliest"To strangers to its name/telephone/departments/dormitory/qq/E-mail and private information"into"Passers-by to sell the leaves,With five dollars above price sell","abnormal"A degree in more than a year to upgrade,"The main reason is that the former for years and has no difficulty……You took a HuaShiDa stranger asked more questions,He will soon understand toward you hey hey a smile:‘ZhouHong students it!’Then they will tell you that his information."and"Abnormal operation"The topic of ZhouHong from their own to become the students"Digging hole jumped by myself",The draw is his classmate out wonder topic,So even if tears could only hardened his scalp.

　　“变态作业”节选：

"Abnormal operation"excerpts:

　　1.四名男生拦住四名以上的路人，然后在他们面前表演四小天鹅。

1. Four boys stopped up to four passers-by,Then in front of them show four little swan.

　　2.几个人围着一棵大树沉默，等不明真相的围观人群多了以后，一起摇树大声叫“我要吃椰子！”

2. A few people around a big tree silence,And the truth of the unknown crowd many later,Shake the tree cried together"I want to eat coconut!"

　　3.站在异性的厕所门口5分钟，对来上厕所的人说欢迎光临。

3. Stand in the presence of the toilet door 5 minutes,To go to the toilet to say welcome.

　　4.在一个早晨和一个晚上10:00以后，去一个不同的寝室的楼层，和一个陌生同学说“起那么早啊”，晚上说“还没睡啊”。

4. In a morning and a night after 10:00,Go to a different bedroom floor,And a strange classmate say"Got up so early?",Evening say"Haven't sleep ah".

　　5.肩上挑着一个拖把或木棒，在中午时分在食堂门口吆喝：炊饼~热腾腾的炊饼咯~

5. Shoulder pick a mop or stick,Around noon at the door in the dining hall call:For cooking bread ~ hot cough up ~ for cooking bread

　　(现代快报记者 褚琴)

(Modern express ChuQin reporters)