第一式 开门见山 The first type come straight to the point

　　开门见山绝不是开口就说“我爱你”,而是通过特殊的方式将自己的爱意表达出来。比如,一个男生在喜欢的女生的书包里放30张卡片,卡片上写满女生让男生心动的每一个瞬间,女生一张一张读下去,卡片还没读完,脸上就开始洋溢幸福了。当然,如果你俩都已经眉来眼去了,你可以更直接一点,比如说“帮我签个名吧,请签在户口簿的配偶栏”,或者更直接点,“请你葬在我们家的祖坟吧”。

Cut to the chase is not open said"I love you",But through the special way to express his love.For example,A boy is in like of girl bag put 30 card,Write on card with the girl let the boy move of every moment,The girl a a read on,Card haven't finished reading,Face began to be permeated with happiness.of course,If you both have the eye,You can be a bit more directly,For example"Help me to sign a name it,Please sign in the residence booklet spouse column",or, more direct point,"Would you please was buried in our family's ancestral grave".

　　刘雅菲:要是女孩儿是个小清新,情感细腻,喜欢看言情小说,那这招绝对管用,不过女孩儿要是大大咧咧,活泼好动,这一招就得慎用了。

liuYaFei: if the girl is a little pure and fresh,Emotional exquisite,like to see love novels,That this recruit absolute work,But girl if careless,active,This recruit have to careful with the.

　　孟敏:哈哈,这估计是个文艺男爱用的招儿。不过卡片上该写些什么话,是个煞费心思的活儿,网上有分享的那些惊艳文字,可以借鉴一下。

MengMin: ha ha,This estimate is a literary man love use up.But the card the write what message,Is a evil spirit expend idea work,online sharing those jing is colourful text,Can be drawn lessons from.

第二式 滴水穿石 The second type constant dropping wears away a stone

　　大学生小王从朋友那里学来了全世界46种语言的“我爱你”,并每天对暗恋的女生说一句。起初女生并不知道他说的啥意思,小王也不解释,还是每天坚持这样做。一个月后,女生再也忍不住了,赶紧跟别人打听,才知道小王暗恋自己已久。

College students' wang from friends around the world to learn to 46 languages"I love you",And to every day like of girl say.At first the girl doesn't know what he is saying what meaning,Wang also don't explain,or on every day to do so.After a month,The girl couldn't stand anymore,Hurriedly ask with others,Just know wang like himself already a long time.

　　刘雅菲:前提是女生也要对小王有那么点意思吧?要是对着不是很熟悉的女生,这个女生也不喜欢小王的话,每天跑到人家跟前说一句莫名其妙的话,没准儿会被当成疯子。

liuYaFei: premise is the girl to wang there is something it?If to is not very familiar with the girl,The girls don't like wang words,Every ran to the people and said a mumbo jumbo,Maybe will be as a madman.

　　孟敏:没错,表白方式很特别。不过这男生说了46天,最后还是这个女生捅破了窗户纸。看来“男人越来越女性化,女人越来越男性化”,还真是大势所趋啊!

MengMin: yes,Express way is very special.But this boy said 46 days,Finally the girl tong broken window paper.It seems"Men become more feminine,The woman be more and more masculine",Is the trend of The Times ah!

第三式 移花接木 The third type graft

　　相信很多读者都在网上看到过有人用手臂完成各种动作后拍成照片,然后按照照片中手臂的POSE摆成一个心形。除了手臂动作外,手指也可以达到这样的效果,比如竖着食指作“I”、拇指和食指成直角作“L”、拇指和食指圈起来作“O”等等,如此把“ILOVEYOU”8个字母摆出来再拍成照片,相信会让女生心动的。

Believe that many readers in the Internet seen someone with the arm to complete the various movement after photograph,Then according to the photos arm PoSE place into a heart.In addition to the arm action,Finger can also achieve such effect,Such as vertical the index finger for"I"/The thumb and forefinger as the square"l"/Thumb and index finger ring to make"o", etc,So the"IloVEYoU"Eight letters set out to photograph,Believe that will let girls heart.

　　刘雅菲:操作起来稍微有点难度,看似简单其实要用很多时间,每个动作都要很准确效果才会漂亮哦,但愿女孩儿能体会到照片背后的良苦用心。

liuYaFei: the operation is up a little difficulty,looks be like simple actually have to spend a lot of time,Every movement should be very accurate effect will be pretty well,I wish girl can realize photos back great effort.

　　孟敏:呵呵,谁说过“男孩用眼睛谈恋爱,女孩用耳朵谈恋爱”,煞费苦心拍成照片后,还可以在耳边轻轻补一句哈。

MengMin: ha ha,Who said"The boy fall in love with eyes,The girl fall in love with ears",Take great pains after the photograph,Still can in the ear gently fill a ha.

第四式 借花献佛 The fourth type JieHuaXianFo

　　济南市民都知道,每晚8点泉城广场的音乐喷泉就会开始喷水,如果你的暗恋对象没有来过这里,那你就有福了。接近晚8点时带着她去看喷泉,音乐响起、喷泉涌出的一刻,她的目光肯定被吸引过去了。这时你从朋友手里接过一束事先准备好的玫瑰花,在她回头时跪地示爱,相信玫瑰花的震撼要远比喷泉来得更猛烈。

Jinan people all know,At 8 every night the quancheng square music fountain will begin to spray,If you like object hasn't been here,You are blessed.Close to the late 8 o 'clock with her to the fountain,Music sounded/Fountain gushing moment,Her eyes must be attracted over.At this moment you from friends hand took a bunch of prepared roses,In her back when kneel ground and love,Believe that the rose to shock than fountain come more violent.

　　刘雅菲:最好挑音乐喷泉正在播放一首浪漫的爱情歌曲的时候,等男孩的花送上,在女孩的惊讶和周围人的欢呼声中,音乐到达高潮,很平民,也很拉风呀!

liuYaFei: had better choose music fountain there is a romantic love song,And the boy's flowers on,In the girl's surprised the people around them and cheering,Music reached a climax,Very civilians,Also very smart ah!

　　孟敏:嗯,《失恋33天》里是不是用过这招?呵呵,电影里效果很不错,那时那景那人,岂不就是“最富有包孕性的顷刻”?期待她能顷刻倾心吧。

MengMin: well,[Brokenhearted 33 days]Is it used this recruit?Ha ha,In the movie the effect is very good,At that time the scene that person,Is not"The richest including sex in a moment"?Expect she can instantly fall in love it.

第五式 暗度陈仓 The fifth type AnDuChenCang

　　前不久,79路公交车上,一男子借驾驶员的麦克风向女孩表白。当时车上乘客还以为男子丢了东西,谁知男子却大喊“燕子,我爱你!”车上乘客看到这一幕自然开始起哄,纷纷大喊“在一起”。女孩感动得哭了起来,最终答应了男子的求爱。这样的方式比较突然,相信会征服不少女生。

Not long ago,79 on the bus,A man borrow the driver's microphone to vindicate the girl.When the car passenger thought man lost things,But man is Shouting"The swallow,I love you!"The car passenger saw this scene natural began to kick up a fuss,Are Shouting"together".The girl was moved to tears,Finally agreed a man's courtship.This way is suddenly,Believe will conquer many girls.

　　刘雅菲:这个车上的其他乘客好有爱,万一要是遇上一车不解风情的乘客,递上一大堆白眼,岂不是很尴尬?最好先找上几个托儿,嘿嘿!

liuYaFei: this the other passengers good there is love,one thousand if you run into a car don't understand amorous feelings of passengers,Pass a lot of supercilious look,Not very embarrassed?You'd better find a few capper,Hey hey!

　　孟敏:呵呵,不要对低调的女孩用这招,否则她要误解“he’sjustnotthatintoyou(其实他没那么喜欢你)”。不过,这可能会成为11路公交每年11月11日的保留项目。

MengMin: ha ha,Don't low-key girl with this recruit,or she to misunderstand"he’sjustnotthatintoyou(In fact he does not like you that much)".but,This may be the no. 11 bus every November 11, project reserves.

第六式穷匕见 The sixth type poor Bi see

　　现在,淘宝网上流行一种黑色的马克杯,当倒满热水时,杯子表面就会变成其他颜色,甚至浮现出一幅图画。如果你在杯子表面印上表白的话,送给心爱的女生,在她倒上热水后,黑色的杯面上就开始浮现出你的爱语了。

now,Taobao pop a black mark cup,When fill when hot water,Glass surface will become other colors,Even emerge out of a picture.If you in the glass surface printed on profession words,Gave beloved girl,She poured hot water in the after,The cup of black face began to emerge out of your love the language.

　　刘雅菲:妈妈说,不能随便喝别人给的东西。

liuYaFei: mom said,Can't literally drink the other people give things.

　　孟敏:呵呵,喝完之后,看见字了,可能以为只是巧合而已。

MengMin: ha ha,Drink after,Saw the word,Might think just coincidence.

第七式 叠影重重 The seventh type foldover heavy

　　网上还流传一种表白必杀技—叠影重重,就是找一个小册子,在每一页上画一幅画,要求这些画达到的效果就是,纸页翻动时,画影会重叠成一幅动画。想象一下小册子上小人翻动着为你的女神送来玫瑰,女神肯定被感动了。

online also been a kind of profession unique skill - foldover heavy,Is to look for a brochure,In each page to draw a picture,For these pictures to achieve the effect is,Sheet flipping when,Painting shadow will overlap into a picture of animation.Imagine a small booklet turning for your goddess sent rose,Goddess must be moved.

　　刘雅菲:买的不如画的,画得再丑也不怕。要是表白成功,这本小册子可以作为爱情的见证,保留一辈子。

liuYaFei: buy as well as drawing,Draw more ugly also not afraid.If profession success,This booklet can be used as the witness of love,Reserved for a lifetime.

　　孟敏:纸页动画会不会成为Ross送给Rachel的鸡蛋壳,就看女孩是不是原本有意了。

MengMin: sheet animation will not become Ross gave Rachel egg shell,See the girl is to the original.

第八式 抛砖引玉 The first BaShi something

　　家里有锅吗?给女神炖个汤吧,里面用萝卜或者别的硬质蔬菜雕一个心形或者数字520,相信女神喝汤时很容易就看到你的心意了。如果你不会做饭,那就准备一盒抽纸,把盒子拆开,在靠上的纸张上写你想对她说的话,或者画上点包含爱意的图,然后再把包装复原,送给她。

Home have a pot?Give a soup, stew goddess,Use inside turnip or other hard vegetable carving a heart or the number 520,When you drink soup goddess believe that is very easy to see the your heart.If you can't cook,Then prepare a box of paper extraction,The box apart,In the paper by written you want to say to her words,or picture point contains love map,Then the packing recovery,Gave her.

　　刘雅菲:萝卜炖汤?要是火大了把萝卜煮烂了,或者一不小心直接捞到嘴里吃了怎么办?抽纸?抽出来容易,复原好难啊!

liuYaFei: radish stew?If the fire the radish boiled rotten,or a carelessly directly into his mouth to eat?Paper extraction?out easily,Recovery that's difficult!

　　孟敏:这还真是宅男想出来的招儿,呵呵,最好送给同样性格的宅女。

MengMin: this was igawa think out of the enrolled,Ha ha,Best for the same character of female curtilage.

第九式 众人拾柴 The ninth type they gather sticks

　　你可以在百度贴吧“盖楼”,请网友为你盖一个充满爱语的高楼帖,相信女朋友会被震到的。如果你是新新人类,看不惯贴吧那种充满屌丝气息的场所,那微博也可以,找几个女神的粉丝,分别用一个字来@你的女神,一觉醒来,她看到被@了三次,三个字却是“我爱你”,会不会幸福得再刷新一次看看第四个@中有没有你的信息呢?

You can be in baidu stick"towers",Please net friend for you cover a full of love language of high-rise post,Believe that girlfriend will be to shock.If you are new new mankind,Can't bear to see stick that full of prick silk the breath of place,The micro bo can also,Find a few goddess fans,In a word, respectively to @ you goddess,Wake up,She saw was @ three times,Three words is"I love you",Happiness will need to refresh a look at the fourth @ have your information??

　　刘雅菲:在各大论坛见过很多次求婚求爱求盖楼的,可以拜托朋友随意打开一个这样的网页给女神看看,试探她的反应,要是她很喜欢,那你可以大胆实施了,要是她很鄙视,你就当没有这个想法吧。

liuYaFei: in each big BBS seen many times to marry him for courtship of the towers,Can please friends optional open such a page to see the goddess,Tempted her reaction,If she liked,Then you can be implemented,If she is very despised,You when there is no the idea it.

　　孟敏:嗯,这个提前试探很有必要。

MengMin: well,The early test is necessary.

第十式 探囊取物 The first ten type as easy as winking

　　先给你看串汉字,劢龠笨爝鲎鞲馘蛋饔薹瓞鹾我毹鼗痂拶爱罅泶鹨粜你郄鹱貅齄一锬慝隳阒生薹一舁酃世隈。怎么样,认识几个?放心,这不是我们报纸出了乱码。如果你的女神不是学汉语专业的,相信她只认识的那几个字就包含你的爱意了。

Give you see string of characters,Under Yue stupid Jue limulus Gou Guo egg Yong Tai Die Cuo I Shu place your scab Za love a lot of Xue titlark was you qie Hu Xiu 齄 a Te a Hui born there Tai a Yu ling the Wei.how,Know several?Rest assured,This is not our newspaper a messy code.If your goddess is not learn Chinese professional,Believe that she only know a few words that contains your love the.

　　刘雅菲:发短信吗?那这条短信一定要有一条补充说明,要不可能会直接被当成乱码删掉的。

liuYaFei: send text messages?That this message must have a footnote,or may directly be as messy code deleted.

　　孟敏:这串字看着眼花缭乱,被当成乱码的可能性很大。（文/见习记者申慧凯点评/本报记者孟敏见习记者刘雅菲）

MengMin: this string of words, look at dazzling,Be as messy code possibility is very large.(Wen/trainee reporter ShenHuiKai comment on/our reporter MengMin trainee reporter liuYaFei)