“如果我不努力复习，成绩就上不去……为了全人类的生命财产安全，我要好好复习，不让悲剧发生……”近日，一篇据说是出自小学生之手的作文走红网络，其强大的令人捧腹的逻辑思维让网友笑称，“小小年纪就领悟了蝴蝶效应，前途不可限量”。还有网友表示，看完后责任感油然而生。

"If I don't work hard review,Result is couldn't get on……In order to all mankind life and property safety,I want to review well,Don't let the tragedy……"recently,A is said to be the hand of primary school students from the composition of the popular network,Its powerful a belly logic thinking let netizen smile said,"A young man who has understood the butterfly effect,Is destined for greatness".Have net friend say,After watching the sense of responsibility arises spontaneously.

　　这篇被网友称为“最牛小学生作文”看上去更像一篇日记，文章最上面署名“11月7日星期三天气晴”，字体稚嫩。

This article is net friend called"Most cow pupil composition"Looks more like a diary,This paper the top signature"On November 7, sunny weather on Wednesday",Font young.

　　作文一开始，小作者就表达了他的忧虑之情。文中说“时间过得真快，一下就到半期考了，现在已经在开始紧张的复习了，我必须要开始努力了。”之后，小作者就开始他强大的“蝴蝶效应”思维，从如果不努力，成绩就上不去；到成绩上不去，就会被家长骂；之后，小作者又担心被家长骂，就会失去信心；再之后，如果不好好读书会引发第三次世界大战，继而引发核战，最终导致人类消失！

Composition first,The small expressed his feelings of anxiety.This paper said"Time flies,Once to half the final examination,Now has started to review the nervous,I must to start."after,Small the author began to his powerful"The butterfly effect"thinking,From if we don't work hard,Result is couldn't get on;To the result cannot,Will be parents scold;after,Young writer and worry about being parents scold,Will lose confidence;then,If not good reading party cause a third world war,Then trigger a nuclear war,Ultimately humans vanished!

　　文章结尾：“为了全人类的生命财产安全，我要在就剩下的几天里好好复习，不让悲剧发生。”这篇作文经老师审阅，批文：“呵呵。老师看了都笑了。”

In this article I shall draw your:"In order to all mankind life and property safety,I want to be in leaves few days review well,Don't let the tragedy."The composition by the teachers review,approval:"Ha ha.The teacher looked at all laughed."

神作文原文 God original composition

　　11月7日 星期三 天气晴

On November 7, sunny weather on Wednesday

　　时间过得真快，一下就到半期考了，现在已经在开始紧张的复习了，我必须要开始努力了，因为我如果不努力，成绩就上不去，我成绩上不去就会被家长骂，我被家长骂，就会失去信心，失去信心就会读不好书，读不好书就不能毕业，不能毕业就会找不到好工作，找不到好工作就赚不了钱，赚不了钱就会没钱纳税，没钱纳税，国家就难发工资给老师，老师领不到工资就会没心情教学，没心情教学，就会影响我们祖国的未来，影响了祖国的未来，中国就难以腾飞，中华民族就会退化成野蛮的民族。中华民族成了野蛮的民族，美国就会怀疑我国有大规模杀伤性武器，我国有大规模杀伤性武器，美国就会向中国开战，第三次世界大战就会爆发，第三次世界大战爆发其中一方必定会实力不足，实力不足就会动用核武器，动用核武器就会破坏自然环境，自然环境被破坏，大气层就会破个大洞，大气层破个大洞地球温度就会上升，两极冰山就会融化，冰山融化，地球水位就会上升，地球水位上升，全人类就会被淹死。因为这关系到全人类的生命财产安全，所以我要在就剩下的几天里好好复习，考好成绩，不让悲剧发生。

Time flies,Once to half the final examination,Now has started to review the nervous,I must to start,Because if I don't work hard,Result is couldn't get on,I will be the result cannot parents scold,I was parents scold,Will lose confidence,Lose confidence will read good books,Reading good books can't graduate,Do not graduate will never get a good job,Can't find good job earned a lot of money,Don't make money will have no money tax,No money tax,National difficult pay to the teacher,The teacher took less than wages will in no mood for teaching,In no mood for teaching,It will affect the future of our motherland,Affected the future of our motherland,China is difficult to soar,The Chinese nation will degenerate into barbarous nationality.The Chinese nation became barbaric ethnic,The United States will doubt our country has weapons of mass destruction,Our country has weapons of mass destruction,The United States will go to war to China,A third world war would ensue,A third world war broke out one side will lack of strength,Inadequate will use nuclear weapons,The use of nuclear weapons will destroy the natural environment,The natural environment is destroyed,The atmosphere will break a large hole,The atmosphere broken a big hole in the earth's temperature will rise,Polar icebergs will melt,Icebergs melt,The earth's water level will rise,The earth's water level rise,All mankind will be drowned.Because it is related to the life property safety of the mankind,So I want to be in leaves few days review well,Exam good grades,Don't let the tragedy.

微言大义： Sublime words with deep meaning:

　　老杜：这才是为人类崛起而读书啊！

Du fu:This is for human rise books ah!

　　时秀灵儿：一个小学生形象地教会了我什么是蝴蝶效应

Show LingEr when:A pupil of the image of the church I what is the butterfly effect

　　vv牌茶水：换了是我们那时候的老师，这样写，直接换来三个字：流水账！

Vv brand tea:In that time is our teacher,Write that,Direct for three words:Live account!

　　本人好好的爹：聪明的娃，可畏的娃。别说我是小学生，就是现在的我也想不出这么一连串的逻辑来，向娃致敬！

I good dad:Clever Eva,The colour of the terrible Eva.Don't say I am pupil,Now of I also don't think out such a series of logic to,Salute to Eva!

　　72条半弄：我滚回去看书了。

Article 72 half lane:I roll back to read.

　　梁：这孩子，有说相声的潜质。

beam:The child,A crosstalk potential.

盘点小学生搞笑作文 Inventory pupils funny composition

　　今天是国庆日，爸爸妈妈特地带我们到动物园玩。

Today is National Day,The father mother specially take us to the zoo.

　　按照惯例，我们早餐喜欢吃地瓜粥。今天因为地瓜卖完了，妈妈只好黔驴技穷地削些芋头来滥竽充数。没想到那些种在阳台的芋头很好吃，全家都贪得无厌地自食其果。

According to the practice,We like to eat sweet potato porridge for breakfast.Today because of the sweet potato sold out,Mother had to cut some taro desperately to others.Didn't expect those in the balcony taro very delicious,Family are insatiably reap as one has sown.

　　出门前，我那徐娘半老的妈妈打扮的花枝招展，鬼斧神工到一点也看不出是个糟糠之妻。头顶羽毛未丰的爸爸也赶紧洗心革面沐猴而冠，换上双管齐下的西装后英俊得惨绝人寰，鸡飞狗跳到让人退避三舍。东施效颦爱漂亮的妹妹更是穿上调整型内衣愚公移山，画虎类犬地打扮的艳光四射，趾高气昂地穿上新买的高跟鞋。

Before going out,My XuNianBanLao mother dress up be gorgeously dressed,Uncanny workmanship to 1:00 also can't see a wife dump.The head juvenal dad also hurriedly assist turn over a new leaf,Change work along both lines suit handsome after have extremely cruel,Chicken fly a dog to jump to let a person wince.Copy cat love beautiful younger sister is put on DiaoZhengXing underwear foolish old man removed mountains,HuaHuLeiQuan to dress up brilliant light 4 shoot,Stuck-up to put on newly bought high-heeled shoes.

　　我们一丘之貉坐着素车白马，很快地到了动物园，不料参观的人多到豺狼当道草木皆兵，害我们一家骨肉分离。妻离子散的爸爸鞠躬尽瘁地到处广播，终于找到到差点认贼作父的我和遇人不淑的妹妹，困兽之斗中，我们螳臂当车力排众议推己及人地挤到猴子栅栏前，鱼目混珠拍了张强颜欢笑的全家福。

We sat birds of a feather meal car white horse,Soon came to the zoo,But the visit to the bad person in power a state of extreme nervousness,Against us a flesh and blood separation.Got separated father dedicated to broadcast everywhere,Finally found to almost RenZeiZuoFu of I and meet people a bad husband's sister,Trapped beast in the bucket,We mean overrating oneself prevail over all dissenting views do as you would be done by way to monkeys before the fence,Pass away the sham as the genuine took ZhangJiangYan laughter family photo.

　　接着到鸡鸣狗盗的鸟园欣赏风声鹤唳哀鸿遍野的大自然美妙音乐。后来爸爸口沫横飞地为我们指鹿为马时，吹来一阵凉风，唾面自干的滋味，让人毛骨悚然不寒而栗，妈妈连忙为爸爸黄袍加身，也叮嘱我们要克绍其裘。

Then to small tricks bird garden strongly appreciate what unending nature wonderful music.Later dad froth flying in all directions for us when deer,A cool breeze blowing,The taste of pocket an insult,Creepy tremble with fear,Mother hurriedly to be a father,Also told us to g shaoxing its fur.

　　到了傍晚，因为假日的关系，餐厅家家鹊占鸠巢六畜兴旺，所以妈妈带著我们孟母三迁，最后终于决定吃火锅。有家餐厅刚换壁纸，家徒四壁很是美丽，灯火阑珊配上四面楚歌，非常有气氛。十面埋伏的女服务生们四处招蜂引蝶，忙着为客人围魏救赵，口蜜腹剑到让人误认到了西方极乐世界。

In the evening,Because the relationship between the holiday,Restaurant every magpie of dove nest the six domestic animals thrive,So my mother took us MengMuSanQian,Finally decided to eat hot pot.A restaurant just change the wallpaper,In necessity is very beautiful,Lights wanes to deserve to be besieged on all sides,Very atmosphere.House of flying daggers waitresses around the flirt with men,Busy for the guests WeiWeiJiuZhao,A judas kiss to let people mistake the western pure land.

　　饥不择食的我们点了综合火锅，坐怀不乱的爸爸当头棒喝先发制人，要求为虎作伥拿着刀子班门弄斧的女服务生，快点将狡兔死走狗烹，因为尸位素餐的我们一家子早就添油加醋完毕，就等着火锅赶快沉鱼落雁好问鼎中原，可惜锅盖太小，有点欲盖弥彰。

Beggars cannot be choosers we point the comprehensive chafing dish,Sit bosom not disorderly of father give a timely warning anticipation,Request help a villain do evil with a knife the waitress teach fish to swim,Hurry up will coon die henchman boil,Because become vegetarian meal we family early after adding the trimmings,Wait and chafing dish hurry ChenYuLaYan good won the central plains,Unfortunately pot is too small,A little shattered glass.

　　汤料沸腾后，热得乐不思蜀的我们赶紧解衣推食好大义灭亲上下其手，一网打尽捞个水落石出。

Soup after boiling,Barflies drunk on the heavenly scents hot we hurriedly XieYiTuiShi good place righteousness above family loyalty act in collusion with,Flash search remove a come out in the wash.

　　火锅在我们呼天呛地面红耳赤地蚕食鲸吞后，很快就只剩沧海一粟，和少数的漏网之鱼。母范犹存的妈妈想要丢三落四放冬粉时，发现火苗已经危在旦夕，只好投鼠忌器。幸好狐假虎威的爸爸呼卢喝雉叫来店员抱薪救火，终于死灰复燃，也让如坐针毯的我们中饱私囊。鸟尽弓藏后，我们一家子酒囊饭袋，沆瀣一气，我和妹妹更是小人得志，沾沾自喜。

Hot pot in our call day choke to become red in the face to encroach on after annex,Soon only a drop in the bucket,And a few of the escaped criminal.Mother van dwells mother want forgetful put winter when powder,Find the flame has been at stake,Had to glass house should not throw stones.Fortunately its father call Lou drink pheasant called clerk add fuel to the fire,Finally resurgence,Also let such as sit needle blanket we enrich themselves.After DiaoJinGongCang,Our family is a glutton,Act evilly in collusion with,My sister and I also proud of SIMS,complacence.

　　不料结帐的时候，老板露出庐山真面目，居然要一饭千金，爸爸气得吴牛喘月，妈妈也委屈地牛衣对泣。

Behold closing time,The boss looks like show,Incredibly want one rice daughter,Father spirit wu2 niu2 chuan3's month,Mother also injustice ground the cow dress to cry.

　　啊！这三生有幸的国庆日，就在爸爸对着钱包自惭形秽大义灭亲后，我们全家江郎才尽，一败涂地。（华声在线）

ah!This privilege to National Day,The father to the purse after place righteousness above family loyalty have a sense of inferiority,Our whole family wit's end,Bite the dust.(Hua sheng electronic online)