“被催族”的逆袭

"Be push family"'s counter attack

　　新闻源@微群小助手：应付七大姑八大姨指南，要赢就要先下手为强！过年就准备这么办了！

News source @ micro group of assistant:Deal with seven elder sister-in-law eight greatest yi guide,To win is the first blow is half the battle!Chinese New Year is ready to do the!

　　被催着找工作、结婚、生小孩的“被催族”们，每年春节回家总会受到亲朋好友的各种关心式“拷问”。有网友称“一年一度亲戚拷问大会拉开了序幕了”。“找着工作了吗？”“有对象了吗？”“工资多少钱？”“啥时候要孩子？”……面对种种不想回答的问题，“被催族”们表示压力山大，甚至有人干脆不回家过年了。不过，今年有网友在微博上发出了“应付七大姑八大姨指南”抢先向亲戚发问。“阿姨，退休金有多少？炒股赚了没有？孩子学习成绩怎么样？有没有给孩子结婚买房？”……网友列举了各种“先发制人”的犀利问题，表示要倒背如流才能成功逆袭。虽然很多网友对“抢先提问”的方法跃跃欲试，但也有网友觉得不靠谱，总要给长辈们面子的。

Be rush for the work/married/To have a baby"Be push family"are,Every year the Spring Festival home relatives and friends have always been concerned about all kinds of type"torture".Have net friend say"The annual relatives torture of the curtain was opened the meeting"."Looking for a job?""Be involved??""Pay much money?""What time will the child?"...In the face of all sorts of question you don't want to answer,"Be push family"The pressure of shandong university, said,Even someone just don't go home for Chinese New Year.but,This year the net friend in micro bo issued"Deal with seven elder sister-in-law eight greatest yi guide"Anticipate questions to relatives."aunt,Pension how many?Fry made no?The child academic record?Children have to get married to buy a house?"...Net friend lists various"preemptive"Sharp problems of,Said to fall back such as flow to be successful counter attack.Although a lot of users"Anticipate questions"Method a try,But there are also net friend feel without spectrum,Always give elders face.

　　@Bamboo__竹子：让人头痛的就是这点！七大姑八大姨的问个没完没了，而你还得强颜欢笑的去答话，还要礼貌性地去问候他们！所以，干脆不回家！

@ Bamboo__ bamboo:Let a person headache is this!The seven elder sister-in-law eight greatest yi ask a endless,But you still have to centuries.she smiles to answer,Also polite to greet them!so,Simply don't go home!

　　@smiletomyselfeveryday：这个想法好！而且要先发问为强！必须一举命中目标，不给他们反攻的机会！

Smiletomyselfeveryday @:The idea is good!And want to ask for the strong!Must every hit the target,Don't give them chance to counterattack!

　　@叫兽易小星：“阿姨，看您皮肤不太好啊，叔叔带您出去旅游了吗？”“叔叔，您啥时候买新车啊？我同学的爸爸都是开着百来万的车来学校接送呢。”“伯伯，您升官儿了吗？过完年是不是要高升了啊？”“伯母，生意做得怎么样了？明年一定可以再多开几家连锁店吧？”

@ called beast YiXiaoXing:"aunt,See your skin is not too good,Uncle take you travel?""uncle,What time you buy a new car ah?My classmate's father is open to all the car to school shuttle?.""uncle,Your legend rise?Over the years should be promoted ah?""aunt,Business?Next year will open again a few stores it?"

　　@军刀苏少：阿姨，你家儿子现在工资多少啊？是啥职位啊？有外快吗？抛去生活开销能余多少钱啊？他对象好看吗？对象有工作吗？工资多少啊？对象爹妈是干嘛的啊？对象爹妈的工作好吗？家里有房子吗？

@ saber Sue less:aunt,Your son now pay much ah?Is what position!?Have a little extra cash??Throw to live more than spending can how many money?He object look good?Objects have a job?Pay how many ah?Object parents do ah?The object of the mother and father work?Your home is a house?

　　@一蓑烟雨任瓶深：得饶人处且饶人，汝等这又是何苦？如今形势已然严峻到不在沉默中爆发就在沉默中灭亡的地步……正所谓“来而不往非礼也”，吾辈灭亡前，至少也要拖乃们下水，大不了同归于尽！（记者　崔妮娜　整理）

@ a domain misty rain let bottle deep:Room for manoeuvre,You and this is why?Now the situation is serious to be not in silently explosion perish in silently point...so-called"Friendship cannot stand always on one side",We perish before,At least the drag is launching,Big deal perish together!(Reporter CuiNiNa finishing)