“有问必答哥”陈榆平时生活中也爱搞怪 “Answer their questions elder brother”Chen yu at ordinary times life also love whimsy

　　

“学长你靠谱吗？”“学长自幼识得五线谱！” “Senior you rely on chart？”“The senior staff from becomes！”

　　

南师大“有问必答哥”网上爆笑回答新生提问 jiangsu.as“Answer their questions elder brother”Online joke answer new questions

　　“校车怎么坐的？招手即停？”“头很大没军训衣服穿就可以不用军训了吧？”“上下铺哪个好？”每到新学年开学前，大学新生们五花八门的问题就向学长学姐们“砸”来。南师大强化院10级的陈榆化身为“有问必答哥”，用幽默风趣的语言一一解答新生们的疑问。他整理的问答记录受到大家追捧，一经发布就有了一万多点击率。

“The school bus how to sit？Waved namely stop？”“Big heads no military training clothes can need not military training it？”“Upper and lower which good？”Every new school year begins before，College freshmen is multifarious issue will study form to seniors“hit”to。The magnitude of 10 jiangsu.as strengthen Chen yu incarnation as“Answer their questions elder brother”，With humorous language answer one question the new students。He sort of question and answer by everybody record chase after hold in both hands，Once release had more than ten thousand hits。

　　据说师范类的妹子都找不到男朋友 属实么？

It is said that normal kind sister can't find boyfriend true？

　　我认识的很多师范类女生都有男朋友。

I know a lot of normal kind of girls have a boyfriend。

　　商院女生多么？地科院女生多么？

Business how the girl？How DeKeYuan girl？

　　南师大男女官方比例3:7，基本上每个院都是女生多

Men and women so official jiangsu.as proportion，Basically every court is a schoolgirl much

　　学校超市有卖ABC么？苏菲410有么？

The school has sold ABC supermarket？Sophie 410 have？

　　学长不知道= =

Seniors don't know = =

　　听说男生在宿舍都不穿衣服，是真的吗？

Hear the boy in the dormitory all don't wear clothes，Is really?？

　　夏天天气热的时候，男生喜欢赤膊，穿不穿衣服都是自愿的，没有人强迫你。

It is hot in summer，Boys like stripped to the，Wear no clothes are all voluntary，No one is forcing you to。

　　

这个学长淡定又卖萌 The senior calm and selling come

　　“为什么男生寝室会是阿姨啊？”“全校寝室都是由宿管阿姨负责管理、查房的。阿姨见过的绝对比你见过的多，想开点。”陈榆用“过来人”的口气开导不大淡定的学弟。看到学妹问“开学要防学长么？听说防火防盗防学长啊。”“学长”马上用一本正经的口气回答：“不需要，因为绝大部分学长都是好人，他们认真上课、细心负责、温柔浪漫、帅气逼人、乐观开朗、单身已久……”这怎么听都好像是“学长”在自夸。

“Why did the boy the bedroom will is aunt？”“The bedroom is the aunt is responsible for the management of accommodation、Rounds of。Aunt seen than it is for you to see，spot。”Chen yu with“A n experienced person”The tone of not convince drove to the calm。See the lower classwoman asked“To prevent the seniors？Hear the fire security seniors ah。”“senior”With the tone of formal immediately answer：“Don't need，Because most of the students are good，They take the class seriously、Careful responsible for、Tender romance、Handsome and threatening、Optimistic and cheerful、Single has long……”How to listen to all this is like“senior”In the boast。

　　“上课交出手机的话，听课效率不高= =”“不可以养汪星人！”“年轻人不要贪图福利”时而卖萌，时而严肃，时而“倚老卖老”，风趣幽默的语言，让新生们很快就对这位“无所不知”的学长产生了浓厚的兴趣。在南师大新生QQ群中，越来越多的同学开始“八卦”学长自己的问题：“学长你有男朋友吗？”“= = 学长不仅有，而且有很多男朋友。”“学长你回答我们问题的时候是什么表情？”“满脸成就感略带鄙视你们的表情。”“学长，今晚又被调戏了吗？”“喜闻乐见。”

“Class hand over mobile phone words，Listening to lectures efficiency is not high = =”“Don't WangXing can raise！”“Young people don't covet welfare”Sometimes sell come，Sometimes serious，sometimes“YiLaoMaiLao”，The humor and wit humor of the language，Let the new students to the very soon“Everything there is to know”Seniors have a strong interest in。In jiangsu.as new QQ group，More and more students begin“gossip”Senior their own problems：“Senior you have a boyfriend？”“= = seniors have not only，And there are so many boyfriend。”“Senior you answer the question when we what facial expression？”“A full face of achievement with shame on you of facial expression。”“senior，Tonight again be flirt？”“popular。”

　　看到如此卖萌搞笑的回答，网友们在欢乐转发的同时也忍不住地羡慕嫉妒恨：“学姐表示自己生错了时代……偶当时肿么就没遇到你这么一个学长……”“我还是南京的大学有爱啊。”还有同为“学长”的同学表示“我也愿意义务解答学妹的问题！求渠道！”连打小广告的都趁此机会在留言部分做起了宣传。

See so come funny answer to sell，Net friends in joy at the same time also cannot help but to forwarding envy jealous of hate：“Learn elder sister says they are to have the wrong times……I was swollen didn't meet you? So a senior……”“I still love the nanjing university。”And the same for the“senior”Classmates said“I also would like to answer the problem of the lower classwoman obligations！For channel！”Even a small advertising all take this opportunity to part in the message as propaganda。

　　

问题“狗血”学长回答不含糊 question“The dog blood”The senior unequivocal answer

　　记者联系上陈榆时，他正在一家公司做暑期兼职。他告诉记者，自己是南师大学生会宣传中心副主任，负责新生报到后每人领取一本的《新生手册》的编写和制作，需要了解这届新生关心的问题。 出于这样的初衷，他在7月23日建立了两个新生QQ群，每天晚上7点开始为新生解答疑问。没想到，大家的问题越来越多，他的有趣回答也收到了热捧。由于问题很多都是重复的，他特意整理出常见的200多个问题，发布到自己的日志上。

When contacted Chen yu，He is a company's summer employment。He told reporters，He is deputy director of the students' union jiangsu.as propaganda center，Responsible for new after a report for each《New manual》The compilation and production，Need to know that the new issue of concern。 For this purpose，On July 23, he set up two new QQ group，At 7 PM on the day of new students answer queries。Didn't expect，Everyone's more and more problems，His funny answer also has received the thermal models。Because of the many problems are repetitive，He have sort out common more than 200 problems，Release to oneself of the log。

　　“很多同学都会问专业上的问题，我就去问学这些专业的同学，再进行解答。”从宿舍养宠物到人生规划，每个问题陈榆都力争回答好。有位同学问起学校的电价，还在住校的陈榆特地跑到宿舍楼下咨询管理员阿姨。“最有趣的问题要数女生问我学校超市里有没有ABC、苏菲410卖。”虽然是“无所不知”，遇上这样的问题陈榆也只好老实回答“不知道”了。

“Many students would ask professional problems，I ask learn these professional students，To answer。”From the dormitory life plan to keep pets，Each question Chen yu have strived to reply。Classmates asked about the price of electricity school，Still live on campus of the Chen yu specially ran to the dormitory building consulting administrator under aunt。“The most interesting question to a few girls ask my school in the supermarket have ABC、Sophie 410 sell。”Although it is“Everything there is to know”，In such a problem Chen yu also had to honest answer“Don't know”the。

　　

他不在线新生帮忙代答 He is not online help new generation of answer

　　最令陈榆感动的是，群里的新生刘粲、蒋子斌因为经常参与讨论，对学校的各个方面都很熟悉了，在他不在线时，也会帮忙回答新生们的问题，结果他们也被误以为是学长、学姐。陈榆说，现在新生群已经有近1000人，隔半天不上线，就能收到两千多条留言。大家在里面讨论问题、聊得不亦乐乎。

Most make Chen yu touched that，In the group of new students compare liu、JiangZiBin because often in the discussion，All aspects of school very familiar with，In his online，Will the new students to help answer the question，The results they also be mistaken as senior、Learn elder sister。Chen yu said，Now new group of nearly 1000 people，The along while not on-line，To receive more than two thousand of the message。Everyone in a discussion、Talk about trying。

　　“我进校前加过学院里的新生群，那个时候大家的问题都比较常规，学长解答也是有一句答一句的。”学习心理学的陈榆发现，现在的新生们看待问题的方式更加多元化。“比如在对待同性恋的问题上，大家都显出了宽容、玩笑的态度，所以我在回答他们的问题时也会用玩笑的口吻了。”在回答问题时，陈榆还运用了社会心理学课程上学到的常见知识与技能，让自己的回答尽量贴近新生心理。“大家的问题越有趣，我的回答也就越有意思了。”

“I before they entered and in the college freshman group，That time your questions are routine，Senior answer is also there is an answer a word。”Study psychology of the Chen yu found，Now of the new students the way you look at things more diversified。“For example in the treatment on the issue of homosexuality，Everyone shows the tolerance、Joke attitude，So I was answering their questions when also can use joke of tone。”In answering the questions，Chen yu still applied social psychology of school curriculum to common knowledge and skills，Let his answer to close to new psychological。“The problem of all the more interesting，I answer the more interesting。”

　　

爆笑问答集锦 Joke q&a highlights

　　问：学长，要是像我这种就是体育生块头很大没军训衣服穿就可以不用军训了吧？

q：senior，If this is what the sports as I was born a big man no military training clothes can need not military training it？

　　答：穿自己衣服军训。

a：Wear your clothes military training。

　　问：四个人洗澡按什么顺序？

q：Four people what order a bath？

　　答：自己商量……难道还要按姓氏笔画么？

a：Discuss their……Don't press even strokes last name？

　　问：学长，上课要交出手机吗？

q：senior，Class to hand over mobile phones？

　　答：不会的，上课交出手机的话，听课效率不高= =

a：Won't，Class hand over mobile phone words，Listening to lectures efficiency is not high = =

　　问：如果没有大型犬管制条例的话，我能在学校养狗吗？

q：If there is no large breed control ordinance words，Can I be in school have a dog？

　　答：不可以养汪星人！

a：Don't WangXing can raise！

　　问：学长你有男朋友吗？

q：Senior you have a boyfriend？

　　答：= = 学长不仅有，而且有很多男朋友

a：= = seniors have not only，And there are so many boyfriend

　　问：真的有人穿丝袜上课吗？

q：Really anyone wear socks of class？

　　答：真的，十女九丝。

a：really，Ten female nine silk。

　　问：学长你靠谱么？

q：Senior you rely on chart？

　　答：我精通音律，自幼识得五线谱。

a：I in melody，From staff becomes。

　　问：学长告白多，还是被告白多？

q：Senior advertising more，Or more white than the defendant？

　　答：自行百度“南师大 找对象”。(大学生记者 宋璟 扬子晚报记者 蔡蕴琦)

a：To baidu“Jiangsu.as seek object”。(College students Jing yangzi evening news reporter song CaiYunQi reporters)