据说在每一个互联网公司里，都有一个扫地的老太太。很偶然的，当她经过一个程序员的身边，扫一眼屏幕上的代码，会低声提醒对方说：小心，IE6不兼容啦。

It is said that in every Internet company,There is a old lady sweep the floor.Very accidental,As she was passing by a programmer side,A glance on the screen of a code,Will remind each other in a low voice said:Be careful,IE6 not compatible?.

　　据说在每个报社采编区，都有一个扫地的老太太。很偶然的，当她经过一个记者的身边，扫一眼屏幕上的文字，会低声提醒对方说：标题歧义。

It is said that in every newspaper reporters area,There is a old lady sweep the floor.Very accidental,As she was passing by a reporter side,At a glance the words on the screen,Will remind each other in a low voice said:Title ambiguity.

　　据说在每一个会计事务所里，都有一个扫地的老太太。很偶然的，当她经过一个审计助理的身边，扫一眼桌上的账目，会低声提醒对方说：小心，凭证有诈。

It is said that in every place accounting affairs,There is a old lady sweep the floor.Very accidental,As she was passing by a audit assistant side,A glance the table's accounts,Will remind each other in a low voice said:Be careful,Documents are cheat.

　　据说，在漳州职业技术学院通鑫公寓，也了这么一位民间高手，他在这里低调地做了7年楼管。面对一群青春无敌的90后大学生，他不出招则已，一出招便是瞬间秒杀。

It is said that,In zhangzhou vocational and technical college through xin apartment,And so a folk superior,Here he low-key to seven years building tube.In the face of a group of youth invincible after 90 college students,He doesn't it recruit,A recruit is instant seconds kill.

“出招”缘起：乱扔垃圾成习惯 一般人还镇不住 "recruit"origin:Litter into habits average person also not town

　　话说那漳州职业技术学院通鑫公寓A4、A5、A6栋住了一色的男学生。每天，都可见纸屑、烟头从阳台飞落；到了开饭时间，更是抛撒面条、饭菜。宿舍楼下的空地一片狼藉，俨然成了露天垃圾场。卫生员不堪其苦，时常向楼管郑师傅抱怨。

The words say that zhangzhou vocational and technical college through xin apartment A4/A5/A6 house live the color of the male students.Every day,Are visible wastepaper/Cigarette from the balcony alight;mealtime,But also scatters noodles/food.The dormitory building area in chaos,Peremptory became open dump.Medic in the bitter,Often to the floor tube zheng teachers complain.

　　这两天，郑师傅终于看不下去了。

These two days,Zheng teacher finally see not bottom go to.

　　“这帮90后的小子们，都很有个性，直接讲，可能得罪人还不讨好。3栋公寓差不多住了2200个学生，一个一个去说岂不费时费力。论起讲卫生，幼儿园老师都讲过，效果却不好。”

"This help the little children after 90,Is a personality,Speak directly,May upset people still don't please.3 apartment almost lived 2200 students,A one to say not and time-consuming.Theory on hygiene,Kindergarten teachers said,Effect is not."

　　他眉头一皱，计上心来。

His eyebrows a wrinkly,Stratagem to.

神作被热议：文化水平不如门卫大爷！知耻否！ God was hot debate:Cultural level as the big ye!Shame-awareness no!

　　前日下午，学生们便见那园区岗亭门口，挂上了一块平日用作通知的小黑板，上书：“公鸡尚有五德，学子焉无四美。黎明即起，看平台一片狼藉。洒扫庭除，见垃圾遍地开花。高教区、礼义廉，敢问天之骄子，知耻否？”

The day before yesterday afternoon,The students will see the park at the door of the box,Hang a piece of daily used as a notice:,Submits a:"There are five DE cock,How four students without beauty.That is, the dawn,See platform in chaos.Sweep addition to the,See garbage blossom everywhere.Higher education area/And water,Dared ask god's favored one,Shame-awareness no?"

　　短短49字，可谓文采沛然、对仗工整、气势流畅，最后那一问，更是铿锵有力。这正是郑师傅的手笔。

Just 49 word,Literary copious is/Antithesis neatly/Momentum fluid,Ask that last,Is strongly.This is zheng teacher literary work.

　　神作一出，网络上炸开了锅。昨天中午，网友“f碎念”在漳州职业技术学院的贴吧发帖“门房大爷的飙语”，并附上图片。如此作品竟出自楼管大叔之手，着实震惊了一众网友。

God is a,The network blasted away the pot.At noon yesterday,Net friend"F broken read"In zhangzhou vocational and technical college stick post"Porter big ye of violent wind language",And attach pictures.So entries from floor tube uncle hands,Really shocked the net friend.

　　此帖被转到微博后，更有不少人转发，并纷纷发表“读后感”，多为赞叹大叔的文笔：“霸气！”“瞬间觉得语文白学了！”“我的文化水平都不如门卫大爷！知耻否！”也有不少网友注意到黑板上的字迹，直夸“字很漂亮”“一定练过书法”。还有一些则指出，楼上扔垃圾的同学要“注意素质啊”。

This post was transferred to micro after bo,More many people forward,And published in"The feeling after reading",More admiration for uncle style of writing:"dominance!""Moment think Chinese white learned!""My culture level than the big ye!Shame-awareness no!"There are many users pay attention to the blackboard handwriting,Straight quart"Word is very beautiful""Must be practiced calligraphy".And some are pointed out,Upstairs litter students"Note quality ah".

“高人”背后：只有小学文化 喜欢古典诗词 "superior"behind:Only primary school culture like classical poetry

　　昨天下午，面对记者，郑师傅坦言这次“出手”实乃无奈之举，并相信宿舍楼的卫生情况会有所改善，“希望乱扔垃圾的人看到以后‘回头是岸’，没有乱丢的善始善终。同学们都是受高等教育的人，应该不会无动于衷吧”。

Yesterday afternoon,In the face of the reporter,Zheng said the master"shot"Solid with trepidation,And believe dormitory building health will improve,"Hope litter people see later‘once’,No litter of high-end.The students are all higher education by the people,Should not sit by it".

　　提到网友对自己文采的惊叹，郑师傅说，自己其实只有小学文化，“我们这一代人年轻时刚好碰上‘文革’，根本没系统学习过什么知识，都是有什么看什么”。对此，他相当遗憾。

Mention net friend to oneself of literary grace amazing,Zheng teacher said,You actually only primary school culture,"We of this generation of young just in time to meet‘Cultural revolution’,No system learning any knowledge,Is what to see what".this,He was quite regret.

　　郑师傅还说，自己现在对古典诗词兴趣比较大，不过也没读过多少。而至于网友夸赞的“字写得好”，他更是谦虚地称自己一直很想学书法却没时间，写的字“绵软无力”。

Zheng teacher also said,His interest in classical poetry to now is larger,But also didn't read much.And as for the net friend of praise"Word write well",He is modest to say they've always wanted to learn calligraphy but don't have the time,writes"Soft weak".

三年前的完胜：打油诗善意提醒 学生很受用 Over three years ago:Doggerel bona fide remind students is very useful

　　如此低调和谦虚的民间高人，除了这首《知耻否》外一定还有其他大作。抱着这样的想法，记者果然在岗亭的一块通告栏上，发现一首打油诗《祈祷》，字迹有点模糊：“女同学行行好，请别往上跑。高处不胜寒，花落知多少？”

So low key and modest folk superior,In addition to this song[Shame-awareness no]There must be other was blowing outside.Cling to the idea,Reporter in the box and a notice on the bar,Find a doggerel[prayer],Handwriting is a little blurred:"Female classmate line do good,Please don't up.Lonely at the,How many are the fallen flowers?"

　　显然，这首打油诗亦出自郑师傅之手，并且已有3年多了。通鑫公寓A4、A5、A6栋都是男生宿舍，之前却有很多女生跑过来，有的大晚上还不走。学校发现后便要求郑师傅加强管理。“自己一大把年纪了，不可能跟女生拉拉扯扯的，要找个文明一点的方式，用恳求的语气，劝她们不要到男生宿舍来。”

obviously,This first doggerel also from the hand of master zheng,And has been for more than 3 years.Pass xin apartment A4/A5/A6 house were all boys dormitory,But before there are a lot of girls came running,Some big night also don't walk.School discovered asked zheng teacher to strengthen management."Yourself a big age,Impossible with the girls of the pull and push,Looking for a civilization a little way,The tone of the entreaty,Advised them not to the male dormitory."

　　《祈祷》还真奏效。从那以后，来男生宿舍的女生少了很多。郑师傅对此相当自豪。

[prayer]Really work.From then on,The male dormitory to the girl a lot less.Zheng teacher would be quite proud.

知耻否 Shame-awareness no

　　公鸡尚有五德，学子焉无四美。

There are five DE cock,How four students without beauty.

　　黎明即起，看平台一片狼藉。

That is, the dawn,See platform in chaos.

　　洒扫庭除，见垃圾遍地开花。

Sweep addition to the,See garbage blossom everywhere.

　　高教区、礼义廉，敢问天之骄子，

Higher education area/And water,Dared ask god's favored one,

　　知耻否？

Shame-awareness no?

祈祷 prayer

　　女同学行行好，

Female classmate line do good,

　　请别往上跑。

Please don't up.

　　高处不胜寒，

Lonely at the,

　　花落知多少？

Flower fell to know how much?

　　电子系大二的吴同学：大叔真有才。随地乱扔东西实在不应该，不过有时看到地上已经那么脏，自己也会下意识地丢一点。

Department of electronics, sophomore students wu:Mutombo really have to.Anywhere throw things really should not,But sometimes see the ground already so dirty,Will subconsciously throw a little.

　　食品系大二的赵同学：平时跟大叔交流不多，大叔不容易，我们应该多体谅他。

Food is ZhaoTongXue sophomore:At ordinary times much communication with uncle,Deke is not easy,We must show more thought for him.

　　食品系大二的郭同学：大叔出发点是好的，但这主要靠自觉。让检查员检查宿舍时分别提醒，可能更靠谱。　

Food is GuoTongXue sophomore:Mutombo starting point is good,But this is mainly by consciously.Let the inspectors check dormitory when they remind,May be more by spectrum.