开学了，小学生们背着书包开开心心来到学校，把寒假作业交给了老师。老师打开小朋友们的作文一看，实在是笑得不行了，忍不住发到微博上与网友分享。网友认为，小学生的想象力能让成年人感到快乐，一定要鼓励小朋友的创造力。

Back in school,Came to school pupils carry bag open happy heart,Put the winter vacation homework to the teacher.The teacher open the children's composition,It is not laughter,Can't help but post on weibo and Internet users.Netizens think,Elementary student's imagination can make adults happy,Be sure to encourage children's creativity.

　　现代快报记者 吴杰

Modern express Wu Jie journalist

36个“喵”字，让老师差点哭了 36"meow"word,Let the teacher almost cried

　　“今天早上小喵在叫。喵、喵、喵……到了晚上，我和弟弟睡觉了。”2月25日，网友“yoma妩月”在微博上晒出了这样一篇小学生作文，并无奈地说：“报名第一天，让人无力吐槽的寒假作业，我差点哭了。”

"Kitty was calling this morning.meow/meow/meow……In the evening,My brother and I go to bed."On February 25,,Net friend"Yoma Wu month"On weibo drying out such an elementary composition,And helplessly say:"Sign up on the first day,Let a person to vomit slot winter vacation homework,I almost cried."

　　按照作业本上的格子算，这篇作文连标点符号一共100字左右，其中36个“喵”字，再加上不少的顿号，共占去了69个字符。毫无疑问，这36个“喵”是为了凑足字数，将作业本上的格子填满。不过，能想出这样的方法来凑字数，也算是极具想象力。所以有网友调侃，说这是一个万能模版，家里的小狗、小鸡、小老鼠都可客串一把。

According to the grid in the homework,The composition even punctuation marks a total of 100 words or so,One of 36"meow"word,Plus a lot of pause,Takes up to 69 characters.There is no doubt,The 36"meow"Is to fill words,Fill your books on the grid.but,Can come up with such an approach to word count,Also be very imaginative.So have a netizen,Said it was a skeleton template,The puppy of the home/The chicken/Mice can be for a guest.

　　网友表示，这篇让人哭笑不得的作文，让自己回忆起了小时候写周记时的苦闷，对这位小学生的大胆做法感到十分佩服。昨天这篇小小的“神作”也受到各大媒体的关注。“寒假本来是孩子放松休息的时候，作业是不是能更轻松有趣一些？”有人这样提问。

Net friend said,This composition to let a person in distress situation,Let his own anguish to keep a weekly diary recalls a childhood,To the elementary student's bold practice was very admire.This small article yesterday"God made"Also got the attention of the media."Winter vacation is originally children relax,Work is more fun?"Some such questions.

老师点评 The teacher reviews

　　据了解，网友“yoma妩月”姓杨，是位小学女教师，在湖南省邵阳市某小学教三年级语文。

We have learned,Net friend"Yoma Wu month"Last name is Yang,Is a primary school teacher,In shaoyang city in hunan province is a primary school in grade three Chinese.

　　杨老师说，在她从教的3年中，常常遇到类似搞笑的事情，“ 孩子们组的词、造的句往往很容易戳中笑点，有一次还画一个‘男朋友’送给我，让我感觉很幸福。他们的纯真可以治愈我们这些大人。”

Yang said the teacher,Three years in her teaching,Often encounter similar funny things," The children set of words/Made of words are very easy to poke in the punchline,Once a‘boyfriend’Send to me,Let me feel very happy.Their innocence can cure us these adults."

　　这样一篇作文交上来，杨老师会批评这位小学生吗？杨老师说：“这是值得鼓励的自由创作，如果这孩子挨批评了，不就扼杀了他们的童真和想象力了么？其实想一想，也许每一个猫叫声都蕴含了喵星人的各种情绪哦，看似简单，其实内容相当丰富，哈哈哈。”她还表示：“看来大家很喜欢那片喵喵体作文哦，如果以后发现孩子们有什么新的可爱字句，一定晒上微博和大家分享。”

Hand in a composition like this,Yang teacher criticizes the pupil?Yang said the teacher:"It is worth to encourage the freedom of creation,If the child is coming in for criticism,Don't just killed their childlike innocence and imagination?Actually think about it,Perhaps each involve the meow meows star people's emotions,The seemingly simple,Content is quite rich,Ha, ha, ha."She also said:"Everyone seems to like that oh meow body composition,What if later found that the children have a new lovely words,Must bask on weibo and share it with you."

从盘古到赵本山，历史就乱套了 From pan gu to zhao,History is confused

网友评论 The net friend comment on

　　@东来岭人：魔幻历史主义的代表作。这熊孩子咋想的：隐喻、反讽、穿越、魔幻.....还有什么来着？

@ east ridge people:The representative work of magical historicism.The zha to bear children:metaphor/irony/Through the/The magic...Is there anything else??

　　@FelixXP：写作界的一朵奇葩，能把所学的东西融会贯通实属不易，高手高手高高手，在下膜拜！

@ FelixXP:Writing a rarity in the world,Able to digest what they have learned is not easy,High superior superior player,The next worship!

　　“我认为历史是这样的。”2月25日下午，网友“我们1班”在微博上晒出自己班上一位小学生的神作。这位小学生从盘古开天地说起，盘古把世界上的石头都震成了小块，但是有一块“故宫城”那么大的石头例外，从这块石头里蹿出了一只小猴子，就是孙悟空。

"I believe history is like this."On February 25th in the afternoon,Net friend"Our class one"On weibo drying out one's own god as a pupil in the class.The pupil since pangu separated heaven and earth,Pangu stone in the world is the earthquake into small pieces,But there is a piece of"The palace city"So big stones,From the stone shot out of a small monkey,Is the Monkey King.

　　然后，历史就开始乱套了。“孙悟空取经回来后，与白骨精结婚，住在盘丝洞。几个月后，他们生了一个女儿，取名叫慈禧。”更让人震惊的还在后面，“慈禧长大后就去后宫闯荡，果然很争气，立马变成了后宫的主角太后。那个时候，慈禧太后与十四爷已经有了四个儿子，两女儿……”就这样把历史人物的关系、性别、职业都揉作一团，一直胡诌到现在，“赵本山是有名的小品演员，现已退出。”

then,What a history began."Sun wukong to take come back,Married bones jing,Live in the pansi hole.After a few months,They gave birth to a daughter,Named the dowager."Even more shocking is yet to come,"She grew up will go to the temple to travel,Long screws up,Immediately turned into a temple in the role of the queen mother.At that time,Empress dowager cixi and ten grandpa four already had four sons,Two daughter……"So the relationship between the historical figures/gender/Career is rubbing,Spun until now,"Zhao4 ben3 shan is a famous comedy actor,Now exit."

　　这篇作文的标题就叫做《历史乱套了》，其中强大无比的想象力，让很多网友都感到不可思议，实在是不可思议！

Is the title of the composition[What a history],One of the most powerful imagination,Make a lot of netizens feel incredible,It is unbelievable!

老师点评 The teacher reviews

　　“我们1班”是宁波一所小学的五年级语文老师。她对于这篇作文的点评是：“下午开始批阅寒假作业。改到一篇奇文，这孩子是张发财的粉丝吗？”张发财曾出过一本书叫《一个都不正经》，说的就是历史八卦。老师能将这位小学生与张发财联系上，说明对孩子的评价挺高。

"Our class one"Ningbo is a primary school grade five Chinese teacher.Her comment is for the composition:"In the afternoon began marking winter vacation homework.To a strange,The child is Zhang Facai fans?"Zhang Facai has been called a book[One is not serious],Gossip say is history.The teacher can link the pupil with Zhang Facai,Explain to the child's evaluation is quite high.

　　截止发稿前，“我们1班”的这条微博已经被转发了8万多次，登上了新浪微博的热门话题榜，受到了无数网友的围观。“我们1班”告诉网友称，这篇历史奇文是班上一个被她叫做“大头妹”的学生写的。“我们1班”介绍，“大头妹”是一个能写正经文也能写戏说的女孩，“今天刚收到一本小学生杂志，上面有她新发表的文章。能写正经考试作文，也能写戏说，这就是“大头妹”的本事。我打算等她收到这笔稿费后叫她请客，请我吃冰淇淋。”

As of the time,"Our class one"This message has been forwarded for more than 80000 times,On the top trending topic on sina weibo,Onlookers by millions of netizens."Our class one"Tell net friend said,This history is bizarre is a in the class she called"Big sister"The students to write."Our class one"To introduce,"Big sister"Is a can write is scripture could write talk to girl,"Just received a pupil magazine today,With her newly published articles.Can write proper composition in the exam,Can write talk,This is the"Big sister"The ability of.I am going to waiting for her call her treat after receiving the payment,I eat ice cream, please."